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Author: Andy Zach Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781539466758 Category : Bloggers Languages : en Pages : 0
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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em-they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny.Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.
Author: Andy Zach Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781539466758 Category : Bloggers Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em-they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny.Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.
Author: Andy Zach Publisher: ISBN: 9780997823400 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em--they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads irresistibly, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinch penny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hoards. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, machine gunning turkey farmers, and secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the Federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Unlike the Monster Hunter series by Larry Correia, Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should NOT read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens. You will miss President Obama, Oprah and the Chicago Bears battling waves of feathered ferocity. By Andy Zach, the foremost paranormal animal author.
Author: Tori Smith Publisher: Life After Life Chronicles ISBN: 9780997823448 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 208
Book Description
Accidents happen. Especially around zombie turkeys. Then you add zombie humans, and problems proliferate. Mix in some ill-planned genetic engineering, and things get crazy. The insanity continues, from the story where zombies are merged with cucumbers to the one where two basement-dwelling nerds gain access to all video content from the past two hundred years-from aliens. Andy Zach pulls out all the stops on his imagination as he serves up this smorgasbord of silliness. Try it. Laughter is good for your soul.
Author: Stacy Kingsley Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1304938603 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 314
Book Description
Zombies have risen and they are hungry. The world has been thrown into chaos. The zombie apocalypse has arrived. Now the survivors must either fight or become food. Valerie and a few other survivors have found a safe haven, a place to recover, grieve and maybe build a new life. However, a dark secret, a life thought lost, and a man who dreams of power, threatens that new beginning. Valerie must either step up or lose everything she has worked so hard to protect. Marcus only lusts for one thing, power. He dreams of the day he will squash humanity with his army of the dead. After finding others who share bloodlust. Marcus learns of a secret weapon, a weapon he can use to build his army. If Marcus gets his way the living have more to fear than the dead. Zombies now roam the earth and it's up to the survivors to either take it back or lose it to the dead.
Author: Leethal Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1365425983 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 228
Book Description
A warped little journey of sarcasm, economics, & profitable zombie hunting. While the eradication of Zombies may not be a realistic way to make a living (yet), certain sociological tidbits contained in the book may offer insight to the future of our economical status. Our world seems to be collapsing around us more each day, and while Zombies may be a metaphor for our impending doom, it really pays to be prepared for a worst case scenario. I tell my friends, "I'm not paranoid. I prepare for the worst, and pray for the best."
Author: Scott Kenemore Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc. ISBN: 1616082062 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 241
Book Description
A delicious slice of undead Americana. Funny, tragic, and nicely weird--it's Monty Python meets "Night of the Living Dead." Definitely take a bite out of this one!--Jonathan Maberry, "New York Times"-bestselling author of "Rot & Ruin" and "Patient Zero."
Author: Bahar Baser Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1786732270 Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 288
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President Erdogan's victory in the April 2017 referendum granted him sweeping new powers across Turkey. The constitutional reforms transform the country from a parliamentary democracy into a "Turkish style" presidential republic. Despite being democratically elected, Turkey's ruling AKP party has moved towards increasingly authoritarian measures. During the coup attempt in July 2016, the AKP government declared a state of emergency which Erdogan saw as an opportunity to purge the public sector of pro-Gulenist individuals and criminalise opposition groups including Kurds, Alevites, leftists and liberals. The country experienced political turmoil and rapid transformation as a result. This book identifies the process of democratic reversal in Turkey. In particular, contributors explore the various ways that a democratically elected political party has used elections to implement authoritarian measures. They scrutinise the very concepts of democracy, elections and autocracy to expose their flaws which can be manipulated to advantage. The book includes chapters discussing the roots of authoritarianism in Turkey; the political economy of elections; the relationship between the political Islamic groups and the government; Turkish foreign policy; non-Muslim communities' attitudes towards the AKP; and Kurdish citizens' voting patterns. As well as following Turkey's political trajectory, this book contextualises Turkey in the wider literature on electoral and competitive authoritarianisms and explores the country's future options.
Author: Ace Finlay Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 0359328431 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 143
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Second volume of paradoxes. I recommend reading Soul Anarchy I before this because those came before these. These are pretty hardcore existential stuff so be sure you want to put these there before putting them there. Enjoy: D/ Good Searchin, Ace
Author: Reginald Fowl Publisher: Kimberly Gordon ISBN: 1624540422 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 325
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Reginald Fowl isn't your ordinary chicken... He's a "Rainbow Rooster", whose passion for reading, mysteries, and adventure gets him into and out of trouble. Join him and his flock as they take on bullies, babies, predators, humans, and holidays in this collection of zany barnyard adventures, perfect for kids ages 9 to 109. If you enjoy talking animal stories like Babe, Charlotte's Web, Stuart Little, and The Wind in the Willows, you'll love the Cocky Doodle Doo series! The Cocky Doodle Collection contains the first 4 books in the Cocky Doodle Doo series: Cocky Doodle Doo: A Barnyard Comedy Cocky Doodle Boo: Haunted Tales from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Scrooge: Christmas Carols from the Hen House Cocky Doodle Woo: Valentines from the Hen House
Author: Andy Zach
Author: Andy Zach
Author: Andy Zach
Author: Tori Smith
Author: Stacy Kingsley
Author: Leethal
Author: Scott Kenemore
Author: Ace Finlay
Author: Bahar Baser
Author: Ace Finlay
Author: Reginald Fowl