Author: Coloring Coloring Crew
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781986898027
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
Looking for funny gifts for Aunts? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Aunts definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Aunts are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Aunt coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Aunt's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Aunts, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
How Aunts Swear Coloring Book
Author: Coloring Coloring Crew
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781986898027
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
Looking for funny gifts for Aunts? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Aunts definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Aunts are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Aunt coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Aunt's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Aunts, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781986898027
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 46
Book Description
Looking for funny gifts for Aunts? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Aunts definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Aunts are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Aunt coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Aunt's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Aunts, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Author: Jen Mann
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345549988
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0345549988
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults
Author: Elizabeth James
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781785950902
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults is a beautiful and relaxing creative colouring book for all ages, and makes the perfect gift for anyone feeling under the weather ! The art of colouring is the perfect distraction from feeling ill, and will help them switch off, unwind, and unleash their inner creativity as they get lost in the flow of colouring in these stunning patterns and designs. Each of these beautiful individual designs are printed on a single page with the reverse left blank - so no bleed through, and perfect whether you use pencils, pens or paints. Collect the whole ' Really Relaxing Colouring Book' series, the lovely ' Completely Calming Colouring Books' and ' Colour Me Calm' series or try our unique ' Cool Colouring Books' Collection too!
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781785950902
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 64
Book Description
The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults is a beautiful and relaxing creative colouring book for all ages, and makes the perfect gift for anyone feeling under the weather ! The art of colouring is the perfect distraction from feeling ill, and will help them switch off, unwind, and unleash their inner creativity as they get lost in the flow of colouring in these stunning patterns and designs. Each of these beautiful individual designs are printed on a single page with the reverse left blank - so no bleed through, and perfect whether you use pencils, pens or paints. Collect the whole ' Really Relaxing Colouring Book' series, the lovely ' Completely Calming Colouring Books' and ' Colour Me Calm' series or try our unique ' Cool Colouring Books' Collection too!
Awesome Aunts
Author: Megan McIndoe
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780909047535
Category : Children's stories, New Zealand
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
A collection of humorous anecdotes about a group of eccentric aunts. Suggested level: primary.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780909047535
Category : Children's stories, New Zealand
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
A collection of humorous anecdotes about a group of eccentric aunts. Suggested level: primary.
The Emotion Thesaurus: A Writer's Guide to Character Expression (2nd Edition)
Author: Becca Puglisi
Publisher: JADD Publishing
ISBN: 0999296353
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 541
Book Description
The bestselling Emotion Thesaurus, often hailed as “the gold standard for writers” and credited with transforming how writers craft emotion, has now been expanded to include 56 new entries! One of the biggest struggles for writers is how to convey emotion to readers in a unique and compelling way. When showing our characters’ feelings, we often use the first idea that comes to mind, and they end up smiling, nodding, and frowning too much. If you need inspiration for creating characters’ emotional responses that are personalized and evocative, this ultimate show-don’t-tell guide for emotion can help. It includes: • Body language cues, thoughts, and visceral responses for over 130 emotions that cover a range of intensity from mild to severe, providing innumerable options for individualizing a character’s reactions • A breakdown of the biggest emotion-related writing problems and how to overcome them • Advice on what should be done before drafting to make sure your characters’ emotions will be realistic and consistent • Instruction for how to show hidden feelings and emotional subtext through dialogue and nonverbal cues • And much more! The Emotion Thesaurus, in its easy-to-navigate list format, will inspire you to create stronger, fresher character expressions and engage readers from your first page to your last.
Publisher: JADD Publishing
ISBN: 0999296353
Category : Language Arts & Disciplines
Languages : en
Pages : 541
Book Description
The bestselling Emotion Thesaurus, often hailed as “the gold standard for writers” and credited with transforming how writers craft emotion, has now been expanded to include 56 new entries! One of the biggest struggles for writers is how to convey emotion to readers in a unique and compelling way. When showing our characters’ feelings, we often use the first idea that comes to mind, and they end up smiling, nodding, and frowning too much. If you need inspiration for creating characters’ emotional responses that are personalized and evocative, this ultimate show-don’t-tell guide for emotion can help. It includes: • Body language cues, thoughts, and visceral responses for over 130 emotions that cover a range of intensity from mild to severe, providing innumerable options for individualizing a character’s reactions • A breakdown of the biggest emotion-related writing problems and how to overcome them • Advice on what should be done before drafting to make sure your characters’ emotions will be realistic and consistent • Instruction for how to show hidden feelings and emotional subtext through dialogue and nonverbal cues • And much more! The Emotion Thesaurus, in its easy-to-navigate list format, will inspire you to create stronger, fresher character expressions and engage readers from your first page to your last.
No Monkeys, No Chocolate
Author: Melissa Stewart
Publisher: Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN: 163289792X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Everyone loves chocolate, right? But how many people actually know where chocolate comes from? How it’s made? Or that monkeys do their part to help this delicious sweet exist? This delectable dessert comes from cocoa beans, which grow on cocoa trees in tropical rain forests. But those trees couldn’t survive without the help of a menagerie of rain forest critters: a pollen-sucking midge, an aphid-munching anole lizard, brain-eating coffin fly maggots—they all pitch in to help the cocoa tree survive. A secondary layer of text delves deeper into statements such as "Cocoa flowers can’t bloom without cocoa leaves . . . and maggots," explaining the interdependence of the plants and animals in the tropical rain forests. Two wise-cracking bookworms appear on every page, adding humor and further commentary, making this book accessible to readers of different ages and reading levels. Back matter includes information about cocoa farming and rain forest preservation, as well as an author’s note.
Publisher: Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN: 163289792X
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34
Book Description
Everyone loves chocolate, right? But how many people actually know where chocolate comes from? How it’s made? Or that monkeys do their part to help this delicious sweet exist? This delectable dessert comes from cocoa beans, which grow on cocoa trees in tropical rain forests. But those trees couldn’t survive without the help of a menagerie of rain forest critters: a pollen-sucking midge, an aphid-munching anole lizard, brain-eating coffin fly maggots—they all pitch in to help the cocoa tree survive. A secondary layer of text delves deeper into statements such as "Cocoa flowers can’t bloom without cocoa leaves . . . and maggots," explaining the interdependence of the plants and animals in the tropical rain forests. Two wise-cracking bookworms appear on every page, adding humor and further commentary, making this book accessible to readers of different ages and reading levels. Back matter includes information about cocoa farming and rain forest preservation, as well as an author’s note.
Grandfather, I Want to Hear Your Story
Author: Jeffrey Mason
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781955034265
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781955034265
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Our Family Recipes
Author: Inc Peter Pauper Press
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press
ISBN: 9781441319487
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Preserve and organize all your treasured family recipes -- past, present, and future -- all in this recipe journal. Record the recipe, the source, and why it holds special meaning for your family as you create a treasure-trove of delicious and nostalgic memories! Recipe pages for Appetizers; Soups, Salads, & Sandwiches; SIde Dishes; Main Courses; Desserts; Beverages; and More Recipes. Measurement equivalents, substitution suggestions, wine pairings, kitchen tips, glosssary of cooking terms, and more! Inside back cover pocket.
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press
ISBN: 9781441319487
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Preserve and organize all your treasured family recipes -- past, present, and future -- all in this recipe journal. Record the recipe, the source, and why it holds special meaning for your family as you create a treasure-trove of delicious and nostalgic memories! Recipe pages for Appetizers; Soups, Salads, & Sandwiches; SIde Dishes; Main Courses; Desserts; Beverages; and More Recipes. Measurement equivalents, substitution suggestions, wine pairings, kitchen tips, glosssary of cooking terms, and more! Inside back cover pocket.
Auntie and Me
Author: Karen Katz
Publisher: Little Simon
ISBN: 9781534429239
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Auntie comes for a special visit in this sweet lift-the-flap board book from bestselling author Karen Katz! Finally, a book for aunts, everywhere! Someone special is at the door! Who could it be? Baby is ready for a fun-filled day with Auntie in this new interactive lift-the-flap board book from bestselling author Karen Katz! Little ones will love lifting the sturdy flaps on every page to reveal all of Auntie’s surprises.
Publisher: Little Simon
ISBN: 9781534429239
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Auntie comes for a special visit in this sweet lift-the-flap board book from bestselling author Karen Katz! Finally, a book for aunts, everywhere! Someone special is at the door! Who could it be? Baby is ready for a fun-filled day with Auntie in this new interactive lift-the-flap board book from bestselling author Karen Katz! Little ones will love lifting the sturdy flaps on every page to reveal all of Auntie’s surprises.
Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't
Author: Teacher Appreciation
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781096663874
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more...
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781096663874
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more...