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Author: Quentin Hornblower Publisher: Plexus Publishing ISBN: 9780859655132 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
The people in these photographs might appear to be the picture of elegance and sophistication, but some of them have revealed a little more than they intended -- and it hasn't gone unnoticed. That's right: wind has been broken, gas has been passed, bodily vapors expelled, flatulence indulged in. Can you guess who's responsible? This hilarious gift book demonstrates why toilet humor endures -- even after repeat flushings.
Author: Quentin Hornblower Publisher: Plexus Publishing ISBN: 9780859655132 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
The people in these photographs might appear to be the picture of elegance and sophistication, but some of them have revealed a little more than they intended -- and it hasn't gone unnoticed. That's right: wind has been broken, gas has been passed, bodily vapors expelled, flatulence indulged in. Can you guess who's responsible? This hilarious gift book demonstrates why toilet humor endures -- even after repeat flushings.
Author: Farshore Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1665900415 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 44
Book Description
Discover all the hidden farts in this stinktastic search-and-find picture book adventure that’s fun for the whole family! Someone is stinking up the joint! Find out who in twelve search-and-find scenes from a smelly pet show to a whiffy winter wonderland to a rotten rock concert. Featuring pirates, unicorns, pugs, flamingos, and robots, this is the ultimate fun- and fart-filled activity book for young readers.
Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1481490648 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 46
Book Description
Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Author: James Breznicky Publisher: James Breznicky ISBN: Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 26
Book Description
This children's book is about a simple barn cat that smells something awful. Follow him on his journey as he tries to figure out who farted on the farm.
Author: Alec Bromcie Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 110154757X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 117
Book Description
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author: Zoë Foster Blake Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1524791903 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 21
Book Description
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author: Jane Bexley Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
Book Description
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author: Fabi Williams Publisher: ISBN: 9780648964056 Category : Australian fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
"Was it you or was it me? A discreet bottom burp, long winded, infusing the air with a deadly pong. Perhaps it was a royal trump, or a princely purp created by the Queen's gaseous corgis. Everyone loves a fart! A stinker of a tale, full of embarrassment, mayhem and laughter, where nobody ever asks the question that's too rude to mention ... who farted?" -- Publisher.
Author: Syd Butler Publisher: ISBN: 9781935904205 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Bassist for Late Night with Seth Meyers and Les Savy Fav drops gorgeous, stupid, offensive and brilliant book of stories and simple drawings. "I love these drawings. Some are even as good as mine."--William Wegman, Artist Owner of Frenchkiss Records, Syd Butler has a bizarre sense of humor. The stories contained within are all true blasts of flash non-fiction. It catches the artist at the highlight of his creative experimentation. Beyond being enticing bathroom fodder, this book is sure to use it's simplistic intent to rev the imagination of all creative types. Who Farted Wrong is sure to fill your mouth with the stench of pure entertainment.
Author: Birte Müller Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0735845468 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 30
Book Description
Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Author: Quentin Hornblower
Author: Quentin Hornblower
Author: Farshore
Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
Author: James Breznicky
Author: Alec Bromcie
Author: Zoë Foster Blake
Author: Jane Bexley
Author: Fabi Williams
Author: Syd Butler
Author: Birte Müller