Author: Ronnie E. Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532766923
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
Ever since Nicholas and his family moved into their bigger - but much older - home, he has suspected that the noises coming from his bathroom aren't caused by faulty plumbing or old age...but something more menacing. Young readers will enjoy this cute adventure and will learn with Nicholas just what really in his bathroom is making all those scary noises. "There's a Monster in My Bathroom" is the very first book in the Monster Mystery Series which is all about cute, captivating bedtime stories which are not only intended to entertain young kids between the ages of 4 to 8, but also to help them learn to read or increase reading fluency through the rhyming canter style I'll incorporate into each book. Though each story will be monster themed, the monsters will be cute and non-threatening, whether real or imagined.
There's a Monster in My Bathroom
Author: Ronnie E. Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532766923
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
Ever since Nicholas and his family moved into their bigger - but much older - home, he has suspected that the noises coming from his bathroom aren't caused by faulty plumbing or old age...but something more menacing. Young readers will enjoy this cute adventure and will learn with Nicholas just what really in his bathroom is making all those scary noises. "There's a Monster in My Bathroom" is the very first book in the Monster Mystery Series which is all about cute, captivating bedtime stories which are not only intended to entertain young kids between the ages of 4 to 8, but also to help them learn to read or increase reading fluency through the rhyming canter style I'll incorporate into each book. Though each story will be monster themed, the monsters will be cute and non-threatening, whether real or imagined.
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781532766923
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 30
Book Description
Ever since Nicholas and his family moved into their bigger - but much older - home, he has suspected that the noises coming from his bathroom aren't caused by faulty plumbing or old age...but something more menacing. Young readers will enjoy this cute adventure and will learn with Nicholas just what really in his bathroom is making all those scary noises. "There's a Monster in My Bathroom" is the very first book in the Monster Mystery Series which is all about cute, captivating bedtime stories which are not only intended to entertain young kids between the ages of 4 to 8, but also to help them learn to read or increase reading fluency through the rhyming canter style I'll incorporate into each book. Though each story will be monster themed, the monsters will be cute and non-threatening, whether real or imagined.
There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom
Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 0307797112
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .
Publisher: Yearling
ISBN: 0307797112
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 226
Book Description
The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .
There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)
Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1743096682
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1743096682
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
There Are Monsters Everywhere
Author: Mercer Mayer
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 069814550X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
What kid doesn't suspect that there are monsters lurking under the bed, behind the shower curtain, in the basement, and even outside by the garbage cans? Mercer Mayer brilliantly and hilariously captures this classic childhood fear—and conquers it! Kids will cheer as the young hero of the story takes matters into his own hands by learning karate. Soon he has the monsters running scared! There's a Nightmare in My Closet and its two terrific sequels are cherished favorites that have amused millions of readers, and continue selling year after year. Now Mercer Mayer has created a fresh new story and fabulous illustrations that will thrill and empower kids, a story that taps into a universal experience but with a super satisfying, karate twist!
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 069814550X
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
What kid doesn't suspect that there are monsters lurking under the bed, behind the shower curtain, in the basement, and even outside by the garbage cans? Mercer Mayer brilliantly and hilariously captures this classic childhood fear—and conquers it! Kids will cheer as the young hero of the story takes matters into his own hands by learning karate. Soon he has the monsters running scared! There's a Nightmare in My Closet and its two terrific sequels are cherished favorites that have amused millions of readers, and continue selling year after year. Now Mercer Mayer has created a fresh new story and fabulous illustrations that will thrill and empower kids, a story that taps into a universal experience but with a super satisfying, karate twist!
The American Academy of Pediatrics Guide to Toilet Training
Author: American Academy Of Pediatrics
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0307481107
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
The Toilet-Training Book Your Doctor Recommends How will I know when my child is ready? What do I do if my child resists? How can I handle bedwetting and other accidents? What’s the best way to make this a positive experience for both of us? Helping your child through the toilet-training process may be one of your greatest challenges as a new parent. And when it comes to this important developmental stage, every child is unique. Some are “ready” earlier than others, and not all children respond to the same approach. If you’ve been confused by conflicting advice from friends, relatives--even other books--here is expert advice from the American Academy of Pediatrics, the organization representing the nation’s finest pediatricians. This invaluable resource covers everything you need to know about the toilet-training process to make this important transition as easy and as positive as possible for both you and your child. This comprehensive guide answers parents’ most frequently asked questions and concerns, including: • When to toilet train: finding the age that’s right for your child • How to choose and install a potty • Positive ways to handle the inevitable “accidents” • What to do when your child resists • Practical advice for common problems such as constipation • Toilet training children with special needs • Special tips for boys, girls, even twins • Coping with bedwetting and soiling • And much more The American Academy of Pediatrics Guide to Toilet Training is a must-have resource for parents who want the best advice for themselves and the best experience for their children.
Publisher: Bantam
ISBN: 0307481107
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 221
Book Description
The Toilet-Training Book Your Doctor Recommends How will I know when my child is ready? What do I do if my child resists? How can I handle bedwetting and other accidents? What’s the best way to make this a positive experience for both of us? Helping your child through the toilet-training process may be one of your greatest challenges as a new parent. And when it comes to this important developmental stage, every child is unique. Some are “ready” earlier than others, and not all children respond to the same approach. If you’ve been confused by conflicting advice from friends, relatives--even other books--here is expert advice from the American Academy of Pediatrics, the organization representing the nation’s finest pediatricians. This invaluable resource covers everything you need to know about the toilet-training process to make this important transition as easy and as positive as possible for both you and your child. This comprehensive guide answers parents’ most frequently asked questions and concerns, including: • When to toilet train: finding the age that’s right for your child • How to choose and install a potty • Positive ways to handle the inevitable “accidents” • What to do when your child resists • Practical advice for common problems such as constipation • Toilet training children with special needs • Special tips for boys, girls, even twins • Coping with bedwetting and soiling • And much more The American Academy of Pediatrics Guide to Toilet Training is a must-have resource for parents who want the best advice for themselves and the best experience for their children.
There's a Monster in My Fridge
Author: Caryl Hart
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's
ISBN: 9780857076120
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
This fun split page book is full of scary monsters - doing silly things! A hilarious story from Caryl Hart with lovable yet atmospheric illustrations from Deborah Allwright, bestselling illustrator of The Night Pirates.
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's
ISBN: 9780857076120
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
This fun split page book is full of scary monsters - doing silly things! A hilarious story from Caryl Hart with lovable yet atmospheric illustrations from Deborah Allwright, bestselling illustrator of The Night Pirates.
Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup
Author: Fritz Fritzgerald
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480836311
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 214
Book Description
Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow. Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that silently chew their gum or people that loudly gum their chew; and, most importantly, for anyone who is alive and breathing. In laugh-out-loud poems, Fritzgerald shares leftovers advice, reflects on why one should never take a cherry slushy on a roller coaster, and contemplates how to analyze Martian anatomy somewhere over Kansas when normal goes right out the window. Excuse Me Waiter, but Theres a Flyswatter in My Soup offers a compilation of funny poems that proves, once and for all, that black jellybeans are outcasts.
Publisher: Archway Publishing
ISBN: 1480836311
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 214
Book Description
Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow. Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that silently chew their gum or people that loudly gum their chew; and, most importantly, for anyone who is alive and breathing. In laugh-out-loud poems, Fritzgerald shares leftovers advice, reflects on why one should never take a cherry slushy on a roller coaster, and contemplates how to analyze Martian anatomy somewhere over Kansas when normal goes right out the window. Excuse Me Waiter, but Theres a Flyswatter in My Soup offers a compilation of funny poems that proves, once and for all, that black jellybeans are outcasts.
Huggly Takes a Bath
Author: Tedd Arnold
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780750028967
Category : Bathing accessories
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780750028967
Category : Bathing accessories
Languages : en
Pages : 24
Book Description
I Think There's a Terrorist in My Soup
Author: David Brenner
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740738227
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
On September 11, 2001, veteran comedian David Brenner was in the midst of a 48-week stand-up gig in Las Vegas. Immediately after that day, he cancelled the engagement and instructed his manager to book him on a nationwide tour. He called it the "Laughter to the People" tour, and on it he shared his humor with a grieving nation. Audience response was overwhelming. In this book, Brenner draws on highlights from his stand-up material to show how humor can give us the power to transcend personal and world problems from the unavoidable, like aging, to the uncontrollable, like war. The essays in the book cover a wide range of issues, including fear of flying, aging, marriage and divorce, pets, politics, terrorism, and religion.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740738227
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 308
Book Description
On September 11, 2001, veteran comedian David Brenner was in the midst of a 48-week stand-up gig in Las Vegas. Immediately after that day, he cancelled the engagement and instructed his manager to book him on a nationwide tour. He called it the "Laughter to the People" tour, and on it he shared his humor with a grieving nation. Audience response was overwhelming. In this book, Brenner draws on highlights from his stand-up material to show how humor can give us the power to transcend personal and world problems from the unavoidable, like aging, to the uncontrollable, like war. The essays in the book cover a wide range of issues, including fear of flying, aging, marriage and divorce, pets, politics, terrorism, and religion.
Kellie's Diary #1
Author: Thomas Jenner
Publisher: Survive Entertainment
ISBN: 1301211494
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
A series of diary entries through the eyes of a little girl as she tries to survive the end of the world. "Surrealistic and haunting, this story gets under the skin like a virulent infection... Jenner's slightly twisted yet subtle narrative as seen through Kellie's innocent eyes is compelling..." - George Wier, Mystery Author This is the first book of the Kellie's Diary series, and it is entirely from the viewpoint of a little girl writing to her diary. You meet Kellie, a bright and inquisitive 9-year-old living the typical suburban life with her family. She goes to school, complains about lunch, and thinks boys are gross. She also writes daily entries into her diary, whom she calls "Barbie." However, her world is turned upside down when a strange illness takes over the city; during a massive outbreak, Kellie finds herself completely alone and stranded at school. She must find her way out and figure out how to get home, braving the dangers of the "monsters" that have taken over... all the while telling "Barbie" what is going on and what she's thinking. Great for fans of zombie fiction and "The Walking Dead"!
Publisher: Survive Entertainment
ISBN: 1301211494
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 36
Book Description
A series of diary entries through the eyes of a little girl as she tries to survive the end of the world. "Surrealistic and haunting, this story gets under the skin like a virulent infection... Jenner's slightly twisted yet subtle narrative as seen through Kellie's innocent eyes is compelling..." - George Wier, Mystery Author This is the first book of the Kellie's Diary series, and it is entirely from the viewpoint of a little girl writing to her diary. You meet Kellie, a bright and inquisitive 9-year-old living the typical suburban life with her family. She goes to school, complains about lunch, and thinks boys are gross. She also writes daily entries into her diary, whom she calls "Barbie." However, her world is turned upside down when a strange illness takes over the city; during a massive outbreak, Kellie finds herself completely alone and stranded at school. She must find her way out and figure out how to get home, braving the dangers of the "monsters" that have taken over... all the while telling "Barbie" what is going on and what she's thinking. Great for fans of zombie fiction and "The Walking Dead"!