Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874036
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Your "best friend" shouldn't poop on the rug. Puppy-proof your home; remove skunk odors; give your dog the Heimlich maneuver.
Monkeyfarts!
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746109
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?
Publisher: Quirk Books
ISBN: 1594746109
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
From classic favorites to zany newcomers, Monkeyfarts! is packed to bursing with wild and wacky jokes about monsters, pirates, polar bears, super-heroes, hot dogs, Harry Potter, Vikings, elephants, vampires, and more. With hilarious jokes and bold illustrations, it’s the only joke book you’ll ever need. Who doesn’t love Monkeyfarts!?
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Retirement
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811868372
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Drive a golf cart in a hurricane; dock your yacht in a typhoon; treat a knitting needle injury; and get your grown kids to move out.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 9780811868372
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
Drive a golf cart in a hurricane; dock your yacht in a typhoon; treat a knitting needle injury; and get your grown kids to move out.
The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival
Author: Joshua Piven
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740761768
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
Based on the best-selling WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, with more than six million copies in print, this handy pocket-size version prepares you for life's unexpected perils. Would you know what to do if the worst actually happened? How would you survive an earthquake? Would you know what to do if you had to deliver a baby in a taxicab? Step-by-step survival instructions for these scenarios and many more are provided in The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival: * How to Identify a Mail Bomb * How to Survive in the Line of Fire * How to Fend Off an Alligator Carry this pocket-size volume with you at all times, because you just never know when you'll need it. Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The little books are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 9780740761768
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 84
Book Description
Based on the best-selling WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, with more than six million copies in print, this handy pocket-size version prepares you for life's unexpected perils. Would you know what to do if the worst actually happened? How would you survive an earthquake? Would you know what to do if you had to deliver a baby in a taxicab? Step-by-step survival instructions for these scenarios and many more are provided in The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Little Book for Survival: * How to Identify a Mail Bomb * How to Survive in the Line of Fire * How to Fend Off an Alligator Carry this pocket-size volume with you at all times, because you just never know when you'll need it. Published under license from Chronicle Books, LLC. Worst-Case Scenario and The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook are trademarks of Quirk Productions, Inc. The little books are based on the books The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook, 1999 by Quirk Productions, Inc., and The WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex, 2001 by Quirk Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. First published by Chronicle Books LLC, San Francisco, California, USA.
The Worst-Case Scenario Survive-o-pedia
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452110026
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
It's the best of the worst! This edition of the popular series loved by parents and kids alike serves up a wild ride through mudslides, volcanos, shark-infested oceans, menacing mountains, and more. Seventy entries are packed with illuminating facts, eye-popping photos, hilarious illustrations, must-see maps, heaps of humor, and step-by-step instructions. Readers will be armed with the knowledge and skills needed to survive anything and live to tell about it!
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452110026
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 144
Book Description
It's the best of the worst! This edition of the popular series loved by parents and kids alike serves up a wild ride through mudslides, volcanos, shark-infested oceans, menacing mountains, and more. Seventy entries are packed with illuminating facts, eye-popping photos, hilarious illustrations, must-see maps, heaps of humor, and step-by-step instructions. Readers will be armed with the knowledge and skills needed to survive anything and live to tell about it!
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Dogs
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874036
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Your "best friend" shouldn't poop on the rug. Puppy-proof your home; remove skunk odors; give your dog the Heimlich maneuver.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874036
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Your "best friend" shouldn't poop on the rug. Puppy-proof your home; remove skunk odors; give your dog the Heimlich maneuver.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Breakups
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811873749
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Get over it! What to do if you're left at the altar; tell-tale signs your relationship is over; treating red, puffy eyes; and how to make your bed feel less empty.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811873749
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Get over it! What to do if you're left at the altar; tell-tale signs your relationship is over; treating red, puffy eyes; and how to make your bed feel less empty.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cats
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874028
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
The ultimate survival guide for dealing with all things feline, from hairballs and litter box malfunctions to catnip overdoses, apathy, and bossiness.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874028
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
The ultimate survival guide for dealing with all things feline, from hairballs and litter box malfunctions to catnip overdoses, apathy, and bossiness.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Meetings
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874044
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Fake your way through a presentation, slip out of the room unnoticed, stay awake through agenda overload, and video conference from the beach.
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 0811874044
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Fake your way through a presentation, slip out of the room unnoticed, stay awake through agenda overload, and video conference from the beach.
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Cars
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 081187401X
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Learn to reattach a bumper, drive down a flight of stairs, and survive road rage—your own and other people's. The essential driver's manual!
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 081187401X
Category : Reference
Languages : en
Pages : 97
Book Description
Learn to reattach a bumper, drive down a flight of stairs, and survive road rage—your own and other people's. The essential driver's manual!
The Ultimate Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Author: David Borgenicht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121230
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
Four hundred scenarios from all of the bestselling books in the series—with dozens of new entries—from being kicked by a zebra to breakup texts. With over 10 million copies sold worldwide, the Worst-Case Scenario series has been preparing readers for dangers of all kinds for more than a decade. This handsome compendium is truly the ultimate guide for handling life’s inevitable Worst-Case Scenarios, collecting—for the first time—hundreds of the best and most crucial scenarios from across the entire 26-book series, along with dozens of all new and expanded scenarios, charts, and expert tips. Topical, tabloid-style pages explore more than 100 subjects, from storms to stampedes to technology failures and beyond, with special sections highlighting critical information on starting fires, animal encounters, emergency signals, “Can I eat that?” questions, and more. Packed with expert advice and sturdy enough to stop a tiger bite, this gifty tome will keep longtime fans and new initiates safe and entertained in equal measure. Praise for the Worst-Case Scenario Survival series “What this book lacks in spiritual enlightenment, it more than makes up for with the practical advice you thought you’d never need. Yet it’s only when you read about how to deliver a baby in the back of a taxi, surviving quicksand and mastering awkward lift silences that you realize just how handy a book like this could come in. Some day.” —The Irish Times “There is something for everyone. It has a wide range of scenarios from dangerous to just downright irritating . . . It is fun, witty, entertaining and you learn something along the way too.” —Quill Quotes
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121230
Category : Self-Help
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
Four hundred scenarios from all of the bestselling books in the series—with dozens of new entries—from being kicked by a zebra to breakup texts. With over 10 million copies sold worldwide, the Worst-Case Scenario series has been preparing readers for dangers of all kinds for more than a decade. This handsome compendium is truly the ultimate guide for handling life’s inevitable Worst-Case Scenarios, collecting—for the first time—hundreds of the best and most crucial scenarios from across the entire 26-book series, along with dozens of all new and expanded scenarios, charts, and expert tips. Topical, tabloid-style pages explore more than 100 subjects, from storms to stampedes to technology failures and beyond, with special sections highlighting critical information on starting fires, animal encounters, emergency signals, “Can I eat that?” questions, and more. Packed with expert advice and sturdy enough to stop a tiger bite, this gifty tome will keep longtime fans and new initiates safe and entertained in equal measure. Praise for the Worst-Case Scenario Survival series “What this book lacks in spiritual enlightenment, it more than makes up for with the practical advice you thought you’d never need. Yet it’s only when you read about how to deliver a baby in the back of a taxi, surviving quicksand and mastering awkward lift silences that you realize just how handy a book like this could come in. Some day.” —The Irish Times “There is something for everyone. It has a wide range of scenarios from dangerous to just downright irritating . . . It is fun, witty, entertaining and you learn something along the way too.” —Quill Quotes