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Author: Laurie Notaro Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1451659415 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 308
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From the celebrated author best known for the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club and described as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald) comes a new laugh-out-loud collection of essays on rudeness. Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank’s underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald)—spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this uproarious new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it’s not her who is nuts, it’s them (and okay, sometimes it’s her too). Whether confessing that her obsession with buying fabric has reached junior hoarder status or mistaking a friend’s heinous tattoo as temporary, Laurie puts her unique spin—sometimes bizarre, always entertaining—on the many perils of modern living in a mannerless society. From shuddering at the graphic Harry Potter erotica conjured up at a writer’s group to lamenting the sudden ubiquity of quinoa (“It looks like larvae no matter how you cook it”), The Potty Mouth at the Table is whip-smart, unpredictable, and hilarious. In other words, irresistibly Laurie.
Author: Laurie Notaro Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1451659393 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 308
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Laurie Notaro thinks everyones nuts. Or maybe theres just something wrong with her. Here, she examines the basic human condition of rudenessother peoples rudeness, that isin her latest uproariously funny collection.
Author: Renae Clare Publisher: Author House ISBN: 1468562398 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 313
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Renae Clare has lived with the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis including paralysis, depression and fatigue for over 40 years. This deeply personal account, Potty Mouth, was written as a series of essays after each of her psychotherapy sessions. Her therapist, Dr Cinzia LeValds recommended putting them all together into book form feeling that Renae's completely open and brutally honest voice would help a great many people. She has dealt with abuse, with aging, with disability, and with loss. Renae's wickedly profane sense of humor shows her optimistic spirit shining through even under the most depressing and difficult times. This book is gut wrenchingly truthful and yet, at times it is laugh out loud funny. It was written for the purpose of healing and forgiving Renae Clare's past and as such there are many things in Potty Mouth that she had never spoken of before beginning therapy. It is written with the thought of helping not only herself but others to find the inner strength and inner peace needed to get through the obstacles that she has come up against over time. Although she has MS her optimism shines through and she is an inspiration to everyone she meets. Potty Mouth also includes practical guides to finding help for disabled people and how to keep and restore self-confidence and self worth. Renae Clare's book hides nothing.
Author: James Patterson Publisher: Jimmy Patterson ISBN: 0316545708 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 336
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In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names -- and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs -- it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents:There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)
Author: Jamie Glowacki Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501122991 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 186
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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author: Zach Golden Publisher: Running Press Adult ISBN: 0762441771 Category : Cooking Languages : en Pages : 102
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Don’t know what to make for dinner? Is every evening an occasion for duress and deliberation? No more! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? gets everyone off their a**es and in the kitchen. Derived from the incredibly popular website, whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com, the book functions like a "Choose your own adventure” cookbook, with options on each page for another f*@#ing idea for dinner. With 50 recipes to choose from, guided by affrontingly creative navigational prompts, both meat-eaters and vegetarians can get cooking and leave their indecisive selves behind.
Author: Laurie Notaro Publisher: Villard ISBN: 1588362434 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 240
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “I’ve changed a bit since high school. Back then I said no to using and selling drugs. I washed on a normal basis and still had good credit.” Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends—and that’s before she even puts on a bra. For the past ten years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences. She writes about a world of hourly-wage jobs that require absolutely no skills, a mother who hands down judgments more forcefully than anyone seated on the Supreme Court, horrific high school reunions, and hangovers that leave her surprised that she woke up in the first place. The misadventures of Laurie and her fellow Idiot Girls (“too cool to be in the Smart Group”) unfold in a world that everyone will recognize but no one has ever described so hilariously. She delivers the goods: life as we all know it.
Author: J. A. Hildreth Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781537198620 Category : Languages : en Pages : 68
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THE MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO POTTY MOUTH IS HERE! THIS NAUGHTY COLORING BOOK INCLUDES NEW CUSS WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE, "CUNT MUFFIN" AND "TAINT TICKLER" AS WELL AS CLASSICS LIKE, "FUCK" AND "TWATWAFFLE." 33 NEW PAGES WITH VARYING DETAIL! GRAB A GLASS OF WINE, STEAL YOUR KIDDO'S MARKERS AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER WITH POTTY MOUTH 2. WORDS INCLUDE: -CUNT -PRICK -FUCKTARD -SHITHAT -WANKER -CUMSLUT -DUMBASS -ASS LICKER -JACKASS -MOTHER FUCKER -PISSED -SNATCH -WHORE BAG -BOLLOCKS -FUCK A DUCK -JIZZ MONGER -CUM GUZZLER -DOUCHE NOZZLE -FUCK THAT SHIT -BULLSHIT -SKANK -CUNT MUFFIN -TAINT TICKLER -FUCK -TWATWAFFLE -THUNDERCUNT -BITCH, PLEASE -SEMEN DEMON -SHIT -COOCH BASKET -GLITTER CLIT -TROLL CUNT -SLUTASAURUS
Author: Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig Publisher: Balboa Press ISBN: 1982223650 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 107
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Resilience is the hallmark of achievers in any industry, field, or discipline. Bouncing back from failure, heartbreak, or life’s curveballs can be difficult for some; but it is a trait that can be developed with time and practice. These bite-size daily exercises are designed to train your resilience muscles so that you can change your outlook and change your life for good.
Author: Laurie Notaro
Author: Laurie Notaro
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Author: James Patterson
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Author: Zach Golden
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Author: Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig