Author: Linda Johns
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781582600031
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 24

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A young boy finds all sorts of uses for his new potty until he is ready to use it to pee.

Author: Mari K. Eder
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780557066131
Category : Dogs
Languages : en
Pages : 0

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OK, let's remember. Benson is a dog, no matter what he thinks you ought to think. He's a big-ish Miniature Schnauzer with the same goofy haircut all of his kin seem to affect, fuzzy at both ends and high-and-tight in between. He's bright, bossy, opinionated, demanding, and spoiled, a bit of a softy, an eternal teenager and an aggressive defender of his turf. He sees himself as a ladies man. He has his "papers" and retains all his original issue equipment and attitude. And, he writes, sort of. Make that "he dictates" in more ways than one to his human, Mari K. Eder. He calls her "Mama," because she's the Alpha dog in his pack, but he aspires greatly to his rightful status as Head Dog. All this is reflected in his monthly letters to his "grandparents," the North Carolina couple who were his breeders and caregivers. The letters are whimsical, autobiographical, filled with fantasy, wonder, and the reality of life as a geographically-circumscribed house dog.

Author: Pearl Chance Todreeme
Publisher: Ulysses Press
ISBN: 1646040317
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 144

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Give your pregnancy brain a break with this ultimate collection of funny activities, entertaining games, and surprising trivia all about the joys of growing a human just above your bladder—a perfect baby shower gift for moms-to-be! Being pregnant is a miracle and a gift, but let’s be real, sometimes it just plain sucks. Take a seat and give yourself (and your swollen feet) a break with the coloring pages, crosswords, word tumbles, mazes, journal prompts, and much more inside the charming, hilarious, and utterly irreverent activity book written specifically for expectant mothers. Inside, you’ll find activities like: - Morning sickness word searches - Mazes for avoiding the strangers in the grocery store who want to touch your belly - BYO terrible pregnancy advice - Personalized Mad Libs - Stress-busting coloring fun - And more. . . Whether you’re looking for yourself or for the perfect baby shower gift, there’s something for every preggo mom-to-be in this snarky, sassy, and (surprisingly) informative adult activity book.

Author: Kelly Melillo
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780985189303
Category : Portland (Or.)
Languages : en
Pages : 120

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The Best Places To Pee: A Guide To Portland's Funky & Fabulous Bathrooms is a blend of whimsical inspiration and eccentric exploration: a travel guide that provides readers with a peek inside 51 of Portland, Oregon's unique water closets, johns, and loos. Alongside eye-catching imagery, a quirky concoction of colorful, witty narrations reveal an alluring mix of history, folklore, and personal insights from some of P-town's most talented restaurateurs and business owners. This offbeat book, and its distinctive sketch of Portland, lovingly mirrors the city's renowned reputation as one of the most irreverent and popular places to visit and live. A Guide to Portland's Funky & Fabulous Bathrooms will entertain you, educate you--and, it may even move you!

Author: Joe Pera
Publisher: Forge Books
ISBN: 1250782708
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 126

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A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Author: Jordan Reid
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0735213682
Category : Health & Fitness
Languages : en
Pages : 178

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The ultimate must-have for any mom-to-be with a sense of humor: an irreverent, laugh-out-loud activity book filled with quizzes, mazes, fill-in-the-blanks, journaling pages, and hysterical musings on what pregnancy is really like. Baby shower gifts don't get more perfect than this. · Word finds: Sorry, Nope (all the stuff you’re not allowed to have anymore); Bad Baby Names (Murl, anyone?) · Mazes: Make it from Your Desk to the Bathroom Without Throwing Up · Lists: How to Register Without Crying; Things Every OB on the Planet Has Been Asked by Newly Pregnant Women · Journaling: Yoga Teachers (Also Your Mom Friends, Your Parents, People on Facebook, All Articles, and Everyone You Meet) Want to Tell You How to Give Birth, But You Don’t Have to Listen · Quizzes: Which $1500 Stroller is Different? "Comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlightenment.”—Lauren Smith Brody, founder of The Fifth Trimester "Funny as hell.”—Amy Morrison, founder of Pregnant Chicken

Author: Sally Magnusson
Publisher: Quarto Publishing Group USA
ISBN: 1845138015
Category : History
Languages : en
Pages : 237

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A frank and humorous encyclopedic history of the forgotten life of urine and its many uses in society. Alchemists sought gold in it. David Bowie refrigerated it to ward off evil. In the trenches of Ypres soldiers used it as a gas mask, whereas modern-day terrorists add it to home-made explosives. All the Fullers, Tuckers and Walkers in the phonebook owe their names to it, and in 1969 four bags for storing it were left on the surface of the moon. Bought and sold, traded and transported, even carried to work in jugs, urine has made bread rise, beer foam and given us gunpowder, stained glass, Robin Hood’s tights, and Vermeer’s Girl With A Pearl Earring. And we do produce an awful lot of it. Humans alone make almost enough to replace the entire contents of Loch Lomond every year. Add the incalculable volume contributed by the rest of the animal kingdom and it might soon displace a small ocean. No wonder it gets everywhere. In Life of Pee Sally Magnusson unveils the secret history of civilization’s most unsavory and unsung hero, and discovers how our urine footprint is just as indelible as our carbon one.

Author: Shelia Craig Whiteman
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781631950742
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 130

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Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501122991
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 186

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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Author: Javier O. Huerta
Publisher: Arte Publico Press
ISBN: 1558857486
Category : Poetry
Languages : en
Pages : 128

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This creative combination of poetry, fiction and non-fiction focusing on grocery storesin a mix of English and Spanishcreates an epic story of immigration.