Author: Cormac O'Brien Publisher: Summersdale ISBN: 9781849539531 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
'What would you be if you weren't Irish?' asked the barman. Pat replied, 'Ashamed!' There are two types of people in this world: the Irish, and those who wish they were. But wherever you're from, The Little Book of Irish Jokes is packed with grand gags and Celtic wisecracks that will give you the gift of the gab and a belly full of laughs.
Author: Aubrey Malone Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 1780337981 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 624
Book Description
This bumper collection of Irish humour covers topics such as Absenteeism and Zoos and everything in between. It would be disappointing should such a large collection not include the best of famous Irish wits such as Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw, but the emphasis is very much on contemporary Irish humour from the likes of Tommy Tiernan, Dylan Moran, Ardal O'Hanlon and Dara O'Briain, to name just a few. Lunatic, iconoclastic and, as Spike Milligan might have put it, involving 'sideways thinking', this is Irish humour at its very best.
Author: Dermot McEvoy Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc. ISBN: 162873924X Category : History Languages : en Pages : 220
Book Description
Wit, craic, and maxims from the Emerald Isle’s most famous descendents including JFK, Ronald Reagan, St. Patrick, William Butler Yeats, Oscar Wilde, George Carlin, Brendan Behan, Michael Collins, de Valera, Tug McGraw, and many more! In this lively and wide-reaching collection Dermot McEvoy gathers together some of Ireland’s most famous lines from its most famous (and infamous) residents. But just who are the Irish, exactly? They are freedom fighters (the British call them “terrorists”), slave-owners, master politicians, relentless defenders of their religions, gay, straight, liberal, reactionary, victims of a famine, and mercenaries in the name of imperialism. They are expert businessmen, singers, outlaws, movie stars, writers, poets, priests, highwaymen, beggars, gypsies, gangsters and athletes. They are drunkards, teetotalers, modest, extravagant, and always shocked by the whole thing. They are inspirational and infuriating. They are funny and they are cynical. They are extraordinarily talented and remarkably venal. They are tough, adaptable, and the ultimate survivors. They are bewildering. They are infuriating. And whatever they are, there is a certain wisdom to it all. So dive in and discover new lines and classic quotes from your favorite Irish men and women!
Author: Brendon Kelly Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 147715910X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 90
Book Description
The Irish Joke Book is a comprehensive set of jokes about the Irish. Brendon Kelly pokes fun at the Irish from the troubled times of the 1980¡¦s through to the Irish of today, still in global recession like the rest of us. The Irish can laugh at themselves and won¡¦t mind these, or should I say dese, jokes. Just take a few at a time. You¡¦ll laugh, groan and snicker at these sometimes harsh, sometimes crazy but always amusing Irish jokes. No-one is safe - not pilots on the Irish national airline Aer Lingus, not Guinness drinkers, nor Irish council workers. ¡§Sure they¡¦re not safe.¡¨ The Irish love a laugh, and have that inbuilt Celt good sense-of-humor, or as we text GSOH. And then there¡¦s the lurvely accent, on de ladies. And they¡¦re good looking and the men - aren¡¦t - º You¡¦ll have your favorites. Then you¡¦ll forget where the hell it was - dat joke. So I wrote dis handy Index at da back. Ya can test yourself by finding de words in de Index dat you remember all dere, to find de joke again. Or try and remember da joke from the line in de Index. Tanks a million ... P.S. Da sketches are of ¡¥Molly Malone¡¦ in ¡¥Grafton Street, Dublin¡¦ and the Irish milk given when ya donate a pint of blood. God bless the Irish! Brendon Kelly
Author: Gerd De Ley Publisher: National Geographic Books ISBN: 1578269245 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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The greatest collection of Irish wit, wisdom and humor ever published. The best of humorous quotes, witty observations, and funny one-liners from those hailing from the Emerald Isle. "Ireland sober is Ireland stiff." Irish Wit, Wisdom & Humor collects over 1000 witticisms, musings, deep thoughts, and one-liners from and about Ireland and its people. It features hundreds of authors, poets, comedians, actors, politicians and many more that best represent the Emerald Isle including James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, Bono, Edna O'Brien, C.S. Lewis, Sinead O'Connor, George Bernard Shaw, and many others.
Author: Cormac O'Brien Publisher: Summersdale ISBN: 9781849533515 Category : English wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 0
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A travel-size companion full of jokes for loves of Ireland and Irish humor ""What would you be if you weren t Irish?" asked the barman. Pat replied, "Ashamed!" " The Irish love a good laugh, even if the laugh's on them! Enjoy cover-to-cover giggles with this pocket-sized parcel packed full of the very best Irish jokes and yarns."
Author: Fergus Kelly Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Pub ISBN: 9781884822735 Category : Reference Languages : en Pages : 366
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A delightful look at Irish culture and experience and at the inimitable Irish way with words, this treasury includes triads dating from the ninth century, 28 riddles of traditional Irish life, 32 prayers and blessings for all occasions, 50 proverbs, the best of Ireland's toasts and 50 early "Brehon" laws. A full-color illustration adds enchantment to each spread.