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Author: David Quantick Publisher: Preface Publishing ISBN: 9781848092006 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 240
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The Dangerous Book For Middle-aged Men celebrates that time in a man's life when: You can afford to do all the things you really wanted to do when you were 20! Suddenly you can put a whole Scalextrix track in your attic. Suddenly you can buy an electric guitar and play Smoke On The Water to the cat. And so what if you look like you're a roadie for Last Of The Summer Wine? Dangerous Men don't care. You can do it, so you will! You have the urge to do loads of exciting things but in a manly way! Because Dangerous Men don't just cook - they COOK. With truffles, that cost u210 for one the size of a wrinkled scrotum, and have to be from the right region of France. And they must be served with a side order of blowfish, because you saw that in a James Bond DVD that came free with the Mail on Sunday. You don't mind making a fool of yourself. Why should you? Your family think you've lost it anyway. Your workmates laugh nervously when you suggest they come base jumping with you in the Congo. And the nice new temp can't decide between accepting your offer of champagne and sushi or getting a restraining order.
Author: David Quantick Publisher: Preface Publishing ISBN: 9781848092006 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 240
Book Description
The Dangerous Book For Middle-aged Men celebrates that time in a man's life when: You can afford to do all the things you really wanted to do when you were 20! Suddenly you can put a whole Scalextrix track in your attic. Suddenly you can buy an electric guitar and play Smoke On The Water to the cat. And so what if you look like you're a roadie for Last Of The Summer Wine? Dangerous Men don't care. You can do it, so you will! You have the urge to do loads of exciting things but in a manly way! Because Dangerous Men don't just cook - they COOK. With truffles, that cost u210 for one the size of a wrinkled scrotum, and have to be from the right region of France. And they must be served with a side order of blowfish, because you saw that in a James Bond DVD that came free with the Mail on Sunday. You don't mind making a fool of yourself. Why should you? Your family think you've lost it anyway. Your workmates laugh nervously when you suggest they come base jumping with you in the Congo. And the nice new temp can't decide between accepting your offer of champagne and sushi or getting a restraining order.
Author: David Quantick Publisher: Random House ISBN: 1409050866 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 246
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So your husband/boyfriend/partner (delete as necessary) has just tipped over 35/40/45/50 (delete as necessary) and you can see that he's not quite as keen on Emmerdale as he once was. He's started to dress with his jeans hoiked too high like his hero Jeremy Clarkson and he's bought a home gym - the one recommended by George Clooney. Then there are those Harley Davison brochures delivered in brown envelopes. You've noticed he's started pulling in his beer gut when he's talks to his teenage secretary. And why have his grey sideburns turned that browny black? That's a sure sign of hair dye. And then you stumble into the bathroom in the morning and he's got his hands in a jar of your face cream. LADIES BEWARE! That dangerous age has arrived. It's the male menopause. The mid-life crisis. The time when suddenly you find your partner has put a whole Scalextrix track in your attic without you noticing. He's bought an electric guitar and insists on playing 'Smoke On The Water 'to the cat at all hours. It that time when no matter what you say they suddenly don't mind making a fools of themselves. They come home almost every week with a new enthusiasm. Dangerous Men don't just cook - they COOK. With truffles, that cost £210 for one the size of a wrinkled scrotum, and have to be from the right region of France. And they must be served with a side order of blowfish, because you saw that in a James Bond DVD that came free with the Mail on Sunday.
Author: Conn Iggulden Publisher: Zondervan ISBN: 0061243582 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 290
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The bestselling book for every boy from eight to eighty, covering essential boyhood skills such as building tree houses*, learning how to fish, finding true north, and even answering the age old question of what the big deal with girls is. In this digital age there is still a place for knots, skimming stones and stories of incredible courage. This book recaptures Sunday afternoons, stimulates curiosity, and makes for great father-son activities. The brothers Conn and Hal have put together a wonderful collection of all things that make being young or young at heart fun—building go-carts and electromagnets, identifying insects and spiders, and flying the world's best paper airplanes. The completely revised American Edition includes: The Greatest Paper Airplane in the World The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World The Five Knots Every Boy Should Know Stickball Slingshots Fossils Building a Treehouse* Making a Bow and Arrow Fishing (revised with US Fish) Timers and Tripwires Baseball's "Most Valuable Players" Famous Battles-Including Lexington and Concord, The Alamo, and Gettysburg Spies-Codes and Ciphers Making a Go-Cart Navajo Code Talkers' Dictionary Girls Cloud Formations The States of the U.S. Mountains of the U.S. Navigation The Declaration of Independence Skimming Stones Making a Periscope The Ten Commandments Common US Trees Timeline of American History * For more information on building treehouses, visit www.treehouse-books.com and www.stilesdesigns.com or see "Treehouses You Can Actually Build" by David Stiles
Author: Andrea J. Buchanan Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0061649945 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 276
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Revisit old favorites and discover even more facts and stories. The perfect pocket book for any girl on a quest for knowledge. Includes New Chapters + the Best Wisdom & Wonder from The Daring Book for Girls
Author: David Quantick Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1783196025 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 134
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How To Write Everything is the ultimate writer's handbook. It tells you about every aspect of writing, from having an idea to getting the idea out into the world and getting paid for it, too. It covers everything from journalism to screen-writing, from speeches to sketches, from sitcoms to novels. With thirty years' experience as an award-winning script-writer, journalist, author and broadcaster David Quantick is ideally suited, as a writer, to write this definitive writer's guide to writing... everything. David Quantick is part of the writing team for HBO's multi-award winning show Veep. He has recently won the 2015 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Comedy Series and Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series.
Author: Conn Iggulden Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0062857991 Category : Crafts & Hobbies Languages : en Pages : 320
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From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of The Dangerous Book for Boys comes the long-awaited sequel – another action-packed adventure guide featuring full-color illustrations, perfect for dads, grads, and boys of all ages. The Double Dangerous Book for Boys is a treasure trove of the essential activities and skills that have defined generations of boyhoods, from building a treehouse to fishing to finding true north. Designed with the same nostalgic look and feel as the first book, this companion volume includes more than 70 new chapters and important skills, fascinating historical information, and captivating stories, including: How to pick a padlock Making a Flying Machine Tying a Windsor Knot Advice from Fighting Men Questions About the Law Chess Openings Making Perfume Maps of Historic Empires: British, Ottoman, Genghis, Persian, Medes, Babylonian, Alexander Great Speeches Forgotten Explorers How to Wire a Plug and Make a lamp Writing a Thank You Letter Polishing Shoes Parents looking to reduce screen time and rediscover the great outdoors can use this book to fill weekend afternoons and summer days with wonder, excitement, adventure, and fun—learn to build go-carts and electromagnets, identify insects and spiders, and fly the world’s best paper airplanes. This charming and practical guide, packed with hundreds of full-color charts, maps, diagrams, and illustrations, will ignite the imagination and stimulate curiosity, and provide grandfathers, fathers, sons, and brothers the opportunity to deepen their bonds. Conn Iggulden has at last put together a second wonderful collection that is the essence of boyhood.
Author: Pope Brock Publisher: Crown ISBN: 0307409651 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 393
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The inspiration for the 2016 Sundance Film Festival documentary, NUTS!. “An extraordinary saga of the most dangerous quack of all time...entrancing” –USA Today In 1917, John R. Brinkley–America’s most brazen con man–introduced an outlandish surgical method for restoring fading male virility. It was all nonsense, but thousands of eager customers quickly made “Dr.” Brinkley one of America’s richest men–and a national celebrity. The great quack buster Morris Fishbein vowed to put the country’ s “most daring and dangerous” charlatan out of business, yet each effort seemed only to spur Brinkley to new heights of ingenuity, and the worlds of advertising, broadcasting, and politics soon proved to be equally fertile grounds for his potent brand of flimflam. Culminating in a decisive courtroom confrontation, Charlatan is a marvelous portrait of a boundlessly audacious rogue on the loose in an America ripe for the bamboozling.
Author: Lois Lowry Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt ISBN: 054434068X Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 257
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The Giver, the 1994 Newbery Medal winner, has become one of the most influential novels of our time. The haunting story centers on twelve-year-old Jonas, who lives in a seemingly ideal, if colorless, world of conformity and contentment. Not until he is given his life assignment as the Receiver of Memory does he begin to understand the dark, complex secrets behind his fragile community. This movie tie-in edition features cover art from the movie and exclusive Q&A with members of the cast, including Taylor Swift, Brenton Thwaites and Cameron Monaghan.
Author: David Quantick
Author: David Quantick
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Author: David Quantick
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