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Author: Robert Hendrickson Publisher: Checkmark Books ISBN: 9780816021109 Category : Language Arts & Disciplines Languages : en Pages : 251
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Defines southern expressions, from "Adam's housecat" and "all vine and no taters" to "working without a full set of lights" and "you-all"
Author: Julia Fowler Publisher: Gibbs Smith ISBN: 1423648978 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 189
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The creator of YouTube’s Southern Women Channel shares humorous, lighthearted essays on Southern life. Talk Southern To Me is a love letter to the South, y’all. Essays ’bout charm, beauty and style, chewin’ the fat, love, parenting, and more―full of yes ma’ams and no sirs, casseroles and cheese balls, taffeta and pom-poms…plus more Southern phrases than you can shake a stick at. If you’re not from the South—bless your heart—pay attention cause there’s a ton of wisdom to be found in these heartfelt, humorous ways. Southerners speak their own unique version of the English language, and you’ll come to understand it in these pages. It’s a linguistic art. And it’s gooder than grits, y’all. “I really love…Talk Southern to Me. I know you’ll love it too. It’s fun, informative, and oh-so-Southern.”—Dolly Parton “[Julia Fowler’s] humor and intelligence shine through everything she does, including the pages of this most entertaining book.”—Patricia Altschul, author of The Art of Southern Charm “A hilarious, wise, and winning explanation of the heart and soul of the South written by one of its most beloved—and loveable—daughters.”—Celia Rivenbark, columnist and New York Times–bestselling author of You Don’t Sweat Much for a Fat Girl “Lord have mercy on my soul, did Julia Fowler hit the nail on the head with her hysterical new book. My Mama suddenly came back to life, shaking her finger in my face and reminding me of all that is Southern.”—Del Shores, writer and director of Sordid Lives
Author: Robert Hendrickson Publisher: Checkmark Books ISBN: 9780816021109 Category : Language Arts & Disciplines Languages : en Pages : 251
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Defines southern expressions, from "Adam's housecat" and "all vine and no taters" to "working without a full set of lights" and "you-all"
Author: Tim Heaton Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781507705872 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 206
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This treasury of Southern sayings contains almost 2,000 expressions from over 400 contributors. Each is categorized to make it easy to find the perfect, and often hilarious, saying for any situation. GREETINGS: I ain't seen you in a minute! YES: Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.NO: I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth.ON THE FAIR SEX: Everything she's got is right on the showroom floor.INSULTS: If brains were leather, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a June bug.GOOD ADVICE: A new broom sweeps clean, but an old one knows where the dirt is.FAIR WARNING: Don't let your bulldog mouth overload your hummingbird ass. MOMMA SAID: I brought you into this world - I'll take you out.GOODBYE: Don't let the door hit ya' where the good Lord split ya'.WHAT THE READERS SAY ABOUT THE BOOK* "This book, although a bit bawdy at times, is entertaining no matter your heritage."* "The book is a light, comical and easy read exposing the true southern sayings we all remember our folks using here in the south."* "There are sayings for every life situation, sayings I grew up hearing, and ones that I'd never heard. Regardless, this book made me laugh out loud." * "If you pick it up you will not put it down! Three sayings in I yelled to my wife; "You gotta hear this one... " then, "Remember this one?..." * My favorites were, you smell like you want to be left alone, her hair looked like it caught on fire and was put out with a brick. Some laugh out loud sayings." * "One of the most truly funny and entertaining books. It's a coffee table keeper." * "Great southern sayings, never heard some & others that I had brought back wonderful memories."* "Loved it! Just what I was looking for. Lots of expressions that I had forgotten." * "Great sayings of the south. Brought back memories of childhood." * "If you are from the South or a transplant to the North-you will laugh and love this book."
Author: Steve Mitchell Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 0553275194 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 66
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This tongue-in-cheek dictionary of Southern words and phrases offers a hilarious spoof of the Southern accent. This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right. *Yankee: Anyone who is not from Kentucky, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, and possibly Oklahoma and West-by-God-Virginia. A Yankee may become an honorary Southerner, but a Southerner cannot become a Yankee, assuming any Southerner wanted to.
Author: Steve Mitchell Publisher: Bantam ISBN: 0307418421 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 114
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The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one complete–and completely hilarious–volume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes “Suthun” wit and wisdom for “Nawthun” upstarts everywhere. From “aig” (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to “zackly” (as in “precisely”), here’s just a sampling of what you’ll find inside: ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. “Pass me attair gravy, please.” EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. “You should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.” YONTNY: Do you want any. “Yontny more corn bread?” Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learning–no matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line!
Author: Rebekah Moredock Publisher: Worthy Kids/Ideals ISBN: 9781546000617 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 20
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Sweeter than sweet tea and cuter than a June bug, this little board book will get y'all's young ones acquainted with the uniquely charming language of the South. Whether you're a native speaker or just a lover of good ole Southern sayings, if you're looking to teach your little one some basic Southern-isms, Southern Baby is the book for you. This simple board book gives an overview of basic Southern words and phrases, including classics like Bless Your Heart and Y'all. With playful illustrations and a good dose of Southern sass, this book would make a delightful gift for expectant parents and little ones. Trust us--it's fixin' to be your family's new favorite book.
Author: J. Hannah Lloyd Publisher: CreateSpace ISBN: 9781490903620 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 90
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Ordinary Sayings and Southern Cliche is based on unique dialect and normal sayings by Southerners. To us the words are ordinary. To others they're unusual, funny, outrageous, odd, or just downright hilarious. Wash your dirty carcass, loose lips sink ships, toot your own horn, stinkin' thinkin' and don't get your panties in a wad are just a few of the phrases and unusual sayings you'll find once the book is opened. Southern expressions, when applied, can be an amusing highway of words. But remember. You'll never know where the road's gonna wind up 'til you get to the very end. And use caution. You may recognize yourself while reading. ORDINARY SAYINGS and SOUTHERN CLICHE is unique, matchless, and priceless-a fun form of entertainment."
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