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Author: Dave Bounds Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 138
Book Description
To this day, people of all ages, from all walks of life, continue to quote the immortal Show About Nothing, because Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, and a hilarious host of other characters keep giving us something to say-like having a Secret Silly Service dispatch connected to a nearly invisible earbud in one ear, feeding us one-liners whenever we need them.There's a reason that the best.sitcom.ever remains not only eminently quote-worthy, but also oh-so-applicable all these years later: The show presented an accessibly witty perspective that says no matter what comes your way, there's a Seinfeld line to comment on, cope with, or conquer it. One book has finally captured the basics of that Seinfeld state of mind. Seinfeld-ism: How the Wisdom, Philosophy, Yada Yada Yada of TV's Greatest Sitcom Can Help You Survive Life, based on the popular, New York Times-cited blog, presents scores of socially strategic Seinfeld quotes and how to apply them to your life-and find life the better for it. Want to bring a proud friend down a notch? Look to Elaine as she once told Jerry, "The way I see it...you are the doofus." Hear someone showing off their vocabulary? Consider Jerry's reply to George, "How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?" All the observations, comebacks, warnings, and more that you need are here-including new material never before published-arranged in convenient topical categories.Are you master of your conversational domains? Let Seinfeld-ism give you the "reality tour" of what to say, when, and how to say it-and you'll never be at a loss for words. Or at least you'll have a really good book to put on your coffee table.
Author: Dave Bounds Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 138
Book Description
To this day, people of all ages, from all walks of life, continue to quote the immortal Show About Nothing, because Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, and a hilarious host of other characters keep giving us something to say-like having a Secret Silly Service dispatch connected to a nearly invisible earbud in one ear, feeding us one-liners whenever we need them.There's a reason that the best.sitcom.ever remains not only eminently quote-worthy, but also oh-so-applicable all these years later: The show presented an accessibly witty perspective that says no matter what comes your way, there's a Seinfeld line to comment on, cope with, or conquer it. One book has finally captured the basics of that Seinfeld state of mind. Seinfeld-ism: How the Wisdom, Philosophy, Yada Yada Yada of TV's Greatest Sitcom Can Help You Survive Life, based on the popular, New York Times-cited blog, presents scores of socially strategic Seinfeld quotes and how to apply them to your life-and find life the better for it. Want to bring a proud friend down a notch? Look to Elaine as she once told Jerry, "The way I see it...you are the doofus." Hear someone showing off their vocabulary? Consider Jerry's reply to George, "How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?" All the observations, comebacks, warnings, and more that you need are here-including new material never before published-arranged in convenient topical categories.Are you master of your conversational domains? Let Seinfeld-ism give you the "reality tour" of what to say, when, and how to say it-and you'll never be at a loss for words. Or at least you'll have a really good book to put on your coffee table.
Author: David Wild Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA) ISBN: Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 204
Book Description
As America prepares for what will be--Jerry willing--a long goodbye to its most beloved, #1 TV show, bestselling author David Wild celebrates nine years of "Seinfeld's" neurotic greatness with a witty and sophisticated book of all things "Seinfeld"ian. Included are an episode-by-episode look at every season, the complete "Seinfeld" "filmography", a "Seinfeld" dating guide, and "yadda, yadda, yadda". 30 illustrations.
Author: Joshua Ferris Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 0759572283 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 282
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Winner of the Hemingway Foundation / PEN Award, this debut novel is "as funny as The Office, as sad as an abandoned stapler . . . that rare comedy that feels blisteringly urgent." (TIME) No one knows us in quite the same way as the men and women who sit beside us in department meetings and crowd the office refrigerator with their labeled yogurts. Every office is a family of sorts, and the Chicago ad agency depicted in Joshua Ferris's exuberantly acclaimed first novel is family at its best and worst, coping with a business downturn in the time-honored way: through gossip, elaborate pranks, and increasingly frequent coffee breaks. With a demon's eye for the details that make life worth noticing, Joshua Ferris tells an emotionally true and funny story about survival in life's strangest environment—the one we pretend is normal five days a week. One of the Best Books of the Year Boston Globe * Christian Science Monitor * New York Magazine * New York Times Book Review * St. Louis Post-Dispatch * Time magazine * Salon
Author: Ian F. Svenonius Publisher: Akashic Books ISBN: 1617757845 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 157
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A reissue of Ian F. Svenonius’s cult-classic debut essay collection, including brand-new writing in this expanded edition. “Everything author-slash-punk-icon Ian Svenonius says is interesting, and this book of satirical essays—originally published in 2006, now back in print—proves it . . . You’ll laugh until you cry.” —Washington Post A new, expanded collection of essays and articles from one of the mainstays of the Washington, DC, underground rock and roll scene, The Psychic Soviet is Ian F. Svenonius’s groundbreaking first book of writings. The selections are written in a lettered yet engaging style, filled with parody and biting humor that subvert capitalist culture, and cover such topics as the ascent of the DJ as a star, the “cosmic depression” that followed the defeat of the USSR, how Seinfeld caused the bankruptcy of modern pop culture, and the status of rock and roll as a religion. The pocket-sized book is bound with a durable bright-pink plastic cover, recalling the aesthetics of Mao’s Little Red Book, and perfect for carrying into the fray of street battle, classroom, or lunch-counter argument.
Author: Max Brallier Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1451608802 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 404
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Hours of bone-crunching zombie action with 100 paths and 50 endings to choose from—perfect for fans of The Walking Dead. "Creepy, chilling, and lots of nasty fun" (Jonathan Maberry). Inside these pages lies unspeakable horror. Bloodsplattering, brain-impaling, flesh-devouring horror. You’ve probably read your fair share of zombie stories. But this time it’s different. No longer can you sit idle as a bunch of fools make all the wrong moves. All hell is about to break loose—and YOU have a say in humanity’s survival. You have choices to make. Moral dilemmas. Strategic decisions. Weapons. Vehicles. Will you be a hero? Or will you cover your own ass at all costs? Can you withstand the coming hours, days, weeks, and months? Or will you die amidst the chaos and violence of a zombie uprising? Or, worst of all, will you become one of them?
Author: Nijay K. Gupta Publisher: Wipf and Stock Publishers ISBN: 1725292246 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 129
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Students are expected to research and write, but they aren’t always taught how to do these things well. The Writer walks through Nijay K. Gupta’s approach to and best practices for becoming an effective and efficient writer in biblical studies. He handles a wide spectrum of issues from idea conception to research and note-taking to book proposals and contracts to working with publishers and more. Gupta shares his own publishing autobiography, offering the chance for aspiring writers to learn from the ups and downs of his experiences.
Author: Danah Boyd Publisher: Yale University Press ISBN: 0300166311 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 296
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Surveys the online social habits of American teens and analyzes the role technology and social media plays in their lives, examining common misconceptions about such topics as identity, privacy, danger, and bullying.
Author: James B. South Publisher: Open Court ISBN: 0812697472 Category : Philosophy Languages : en Pages : 350
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Twenty-three essays by young professional philosophers examine crucial ethical and metaphysical aspects of the Buffyverse (the world of Buffy). Though the show already attracted much scholarly attention, this is the first book to fully disinter the intellectual issues. Designed by Whedon as a multilevel story with most of its meanings deeply buried in heaps of heavy irony, Buffy the Vampire Slayer has replaced The X-Files as the show that explains to Americans the nature of the powerful forces of evil continually threatening to surge into our world of everyday decency and overwhelm it. In the tradition of the classic horror films Buffy the Vampire Slayer addresses ethical issues that have long fascinated audiences. This book draws out the ethical and metaphysical lessons from a pop-culture phenomenon.
Author: Dave Bounds
Author: Dave Bounds
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