Author: Zak George
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1607748916
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!
Zak George's Dog Training Revolution
Author: Zak George
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1607748916
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!
Publisher: National Geographic Books
ISBN: 1607748916
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!
The Cavapoo Handbook
Author: Linda Whitwam
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781090854810
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 252
Book Description
If you're looking for a book full of SPECIFIC info about Cavapoos, your search is over. With 132,000 words and 252 pages DEDICATED TO CAVAPOOS, the new Cavapoo Handbook is the biggest & most detailed book ever published about this popular, loving hybrid. It's a must-have for anyone getting a Cavapoo puppy, adult or rescue dog. Cavapoo breeders, owners and experts have all combined with canine author Linda Whitwam to produce "The Cavapoo Bible." It provides a blueprint for a successful lifelong partnership between you & your new arrival It's packed full of info & insider tips on everything you ever need to know about caring for & training these unique dogs right throughout their lives. Learn what makes your Cavapoo tick, how his or her temperament is affected by the Poodle and Cavalier ancestry - and how YOUR behaviour affects your Cavapoo's behaviour. Learn about: typical Cavapoo traits, Cavapoos for allergy sufferers, Cavapoos & children, what Cavapoos love & hate, exercise, grooming, dealing with puppy biting & jumping up, & caring for an ageing Cavapoo. For anyone who hasn't chosen their puppy yet, there's: How to Find a Good Breeder & Questions to Ask, Where NOT to Buy a Cavapoo From, How to Choose a Healthy Pup, Colours, Sizes & F Numbers, Male or Female? Picking a Puppy With the Right Temperament For You, Cavapoo-Proofing Your Home & Rescue Cavapoos. Once home, the book guides you through: Coping with the First Few Days & Nights Getting Your Cavapoo Used to You & Your Home Understanding & Bonding with Your New Arrival Housetraining Crate Training Obedience Training incl. Sit, Stay, Recall, Walking on Lead Socialisation There's over 20 pages on Feeding, incl. Feeding Puppies, Feeding Charts, Fussy Eaters, Raw Diet, Reading Dog Food Labels & Feeding Seniors. Cavapoo Health, Skin & Allergies are covered at length with proven medical & holistic treatments. Read tips on Insurance for Cavapoos, Keeping Your Cavapoo Healthy, Keeping Ears Infection-Free, Cavapoo Facts of Life, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations, Worming & De-Fleaing. REVIEWS FOR THE CANINE HANDBOOKS: "This book covers everything; well worth buying," MARY GOSLING, FOUNDER, BRITISH COCKAPOO SOCIETY, Cockapoo Handbook "The Labradoodle Handbook is very well researched & enjoyable to read. It is a must have resource for anyone thinking of buying a doodle pup, or adopting a doodle rescue," JOANNE COUSINS, PRESIDENT, IDOG RESCUE, USA "This is the most complete book about Goldendoodles to date. Anyone raising a Goldendoodle or contemplating one in the future should read this book!" AMY LANE, PRESIDENT, GANA (GOLDENDOODLE ASSOCIATION OF NORTH AMERICA), Goldendoodle Handbook "This is a very complete & comprehensive book about French bulldogs. I would highly recommend this book to new puppy owners," SUSAN SIMON, SECRETARY, FRENCH BULL DOG CLUB OF AMERICA, French Bulldog Handbook "This is the most complete and well researched book on Goldendoodles that is on the market. I am a breeder and I will recommend that all of my doodle families, especially the new ones, buy this book and read every page," LYNNE WHITMIRE, VICE PRESIDENT, GANA
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781090854810
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 252
Book Description
If you're looking for a book full of SPECIFIC info about Cavapoos, your search is over. With 132,000 words and 252 pages DEDICATED TO CAVAPOOS, the new Cavapoo Handbook is the biggest & most detailed book ever published about this popular, loving hybrid. It's a must-have for anyone getting a Cavapoo puppy, adult or rescue dog. Cavapoo breeders, owners and experts have all combined with canine author Linda Whitwam to produce "The Cavapoo Bible." It provides a blueprint for a successful lifelong partnership between you & your new arrival It's packed full of info & insider tips on everything you ever need to know about caring for & training these unique dogs right throughout their lives. Learn what makes your Cavapoo tick, how his or her temperament is affected by the Poodle and Cavalier ancestry - and how YOUR behaviour affects your Cavapoo's behaviour. Learn about: typical Cavapoo traits, Cavapoos for allergy sufferers, Cavapoos & children, what Cavapoos love & hate, exercise, grooming, dealing with puppy biting & jumping up, & caring for an ageing Cavapoo. For anyone who hasn't chosen their puppy yet, there's: How to Find a Good Breeder & Questions to Ask, Where NOT to Buy a Cavapoo From, How to Choose a Healthy Pup, Colours, Sizes & F Numbers, Male or Female? Picking a Puppy With the Right Temperament For You, Cavapoo-Proofing Your Home & Rescue Cavapoos. Once home, the book guides you through: Coping with the First Few Days & Nights Getting Your Cavapoo Used to You & Your Home Understanding & Bonding with Your New Arrival Housetraining Crate Training Obedience Training incl. Sit, Stay, Recall, Walking on Lead Socialisation There's over 20 pages on Feeding, incl. Feeding Puppies, Feeding Charts, Fussy Eaters, Raw Diet, Reading Dog Food Labels & Feeding Seniors. Cavapoo Health, Skin & Allergies are covered at length with proven medical & holistic treatments. Read tips on Insurance for Cavapoos, Keeping Your Cavapoo Healthy, Keeping Ears Infection-Free, Cavapoo Facts of Life, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations, Worming & De-Fleaing. REVIEWS FOR THE CANINE HANDBOOKS: "This book covers everything; well worth buying," MARY GOSLING, FOUNDER, BRITISH COCKAPOO SOCIETY, Cockapoo Handbook "The Labradoodle Handbook is very well researched & enjoyable to read. It is a must have resource for anyone thinking of buying a doodle pup, or adopting a doodle rescue," JOANNE COUSINS, PRESIDENT, IDOG RESCUE, USA "This is the most complete book about Goldendoodles to date. Anyone raising a Goldendoodle or contemplating one in the future should read this book!" AMY LANE, PRESIDENT, GANA (GOLDENDOODLE ASSOCIATION OF NORTH AMERICA), Goldendoodle Handbook "This is a very complete & comprehensive book about French bulldogs. I would highly recommend this book to new puppy owners," SUSAN SIMON, SECRETARY, FRENCH BULL DOG CLUB OF AMERICA, French Bulldog Handbook "This is the most complete and well researched book on Goldendoodles that is on the market. I am a breeder and I will recommend that all of my doodle families, especially the new ones, buy this book and read every page," LYNNE WHITMIRE, VICE PRESIDENT, GANA
Raising a Doodle
Author: Theresa Piasta
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684630215
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 543
Book Description
Raising a Doodle: Heartwarming Stories from Dog Parents Around the World is a source of guidance and support for new and experienced doodle parents alike. With interviews featuring dog experts who cover practical advice on training, health, grooming, and canine therapy, plus heartwarming stories and beautiful photos from more than a hundred members of the Puppy Mama community, this book is your guide to doodle parenthood. You’ll find: ● Tips for training and socializing your doodle ● Guidance to help keep your fluffy best friend healthy ● Stories about unconditional love and canine therapy ● Photos that make you smile ● And so much more! No matter where you are on your journey with your pup, learn and laugh alongside puppy parents who understand the challenges and the joys of raising a doodle.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684630215
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 543
Book Description
Raising a Doodle: Heartwarming Stories from Dog Parents Around the World is a source of guidance and support for new and experienced doodle parents alike. With interviews featuring dog experts who cover practical advice on training, health, grooming, and canine therapy, plus heartwarming stories and beautiful photos from more than a hundred members of the Puppy Mama community, this book is your guide to doodle parenthood. You’ll find: ● Tips for training and socializing your doodle ● Guidance to help keep your fluffy best friend healthy ● Stories about unconditional love and canine therapy ● Photos that make you smile ● And so much more! No matter where you are on your journey with your pup, learn and laugh alongside puppy parents who understand the challenges and the joys of raising a doodle.
Canines of London (Dog Photography, Dog Lovers Gift)
Author: Bridget Davey
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1681885050
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 224
Book Description
A joyful celebration of the vibrant dog community throughout London. From English Bulldogs to Welsh-bred Corgis, Golden Retrievers to Pomeranians, London is full of dogs and the people who love them. Canines of London gathers up close to 300 adorable photos by an acclaimed British photographer, taken all around one of world's great dog-loving cities. Gaze upon these delightful dogs living large in London, from Thames-side strolls to friendly local pubs.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1681885050
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 224
Book Description
A joyful celebration of the vibrant dog community throughout London. From English Bulldogs to Welsh-bred Corgis, Golden Retrievers to Pomeranians, London is full of dogs and the people who love them. Canines of London gathers up close to 300 adorable photos by an acclaimed British photographer, taken all around one of world's great dog-loving cities. Gaze upon these delightful dogs living large in London, from Thames-side strolls to friendly local pubs.
The Other End of the Leash
Author: Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0307489183
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Publisher: Ballantine Books
ISBN: 0307489183
Category : Pets
Languages : en
Pages : 289
Book Description
Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Jesus and Gender
Author: Elyse M. Fitzpatrick
Publisher: Kirkdale Press
ISBN: 1683595882
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 202
Book Description
Loving one another as sisters and brothers in Jesus Many Christian women and men carry heavy burdens. Much teaching on gender relations, roles, and rules binds the conscience beyond what Scripture actually teaches. Gender has become a battleground for power. But God created men and women not to compete for glory but to cooperate for his glory. In Jesus and Gender, Elyse Fitzpatrick and Eric Schumacher paint a new vision for gender—Christ's gentle and lowly heart. The centrality of the gospel has been lost in gender debates. Our ultimate example is Jesus, our humble king, who used his power to serve others. So we must rethink our identities, roles, and relationships around him. Christ transformed enemies into family. Men and women are allies in God's mission. Drawing from Scripture and experience, Fitzpatrick and Schumacher show how Jesus's example speaks to all areas of our lives as men and women, including vocation, marriage, parenting, friendships, and relating to each other as sisters and brothers in Christ. Real--life testimonies from a variety of Christians—including Christine Caine, Justin Holcomb, Karen Swallow Prior, and others—show a variety of men and women freed to pursue their gifts for God's glory. Fitzpatrick and Schumacher's perspective untangles what God has said about gender from what he hasn't. By coming to Jesus, women and men can find rest.
Publisher: Kirkdale Press
ISBN: 1683595882
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 202
Book Description
Loving one another as sisters and brothers in Jesus Many Christian women and men carry heavy burdens. Much teaching on gender relations, roles, and rules binds the conscience beyond what Scripture actually teaches. Gender has become a battleground for power. But God created men and women not to compete for glory but to cooperate for his glory. In Jesus and Gender, Elyse Fitzpatrick and Eric Schumacher paint a new vision for gender—Christ's gentle and lowly heart. The centrality of the gospel has been lost in gender debates. Our ultimate example is Jesus, our humble king, who used his power to serve others. So we must rethink our identities, roles, and relationships around him. Christ transformed enemies into family. Men and women are allies in God's mission. Drawing from Scripture and experience, Fitzpatrick and Schumacher show how Jesus's example speaks to all areas of our lives as men and women, including vocation, marriage, parenting, friendships, and relating to each other as sisters and brothers in Christ. Real--life testimonies from a variety of Christians—including Christine Caine, Justin Holcomb, Karen Swallow Prior, and others—show a variety of men and women freed to pursue their gifts for God's glory. Fitzpatrick and Schumacher's perspective untangles what God has said about gender from what he hasn't. By coming to Jesus, women and men can find rest.
Leila & Nugget Mystery Collection
Author: Dustin Brady
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 311
Book Description
This box set collects the three books of the Leila & Nugget Mystery series! With her trusty dog, Nugget, Leila is ready to take on any case that comes her way. Kidnapped pet? Missing mascot? Decades old treasure hunt? Leila Beal and Nugget are on the trail! Book One: Who Stole Mr. T?: Leila and Nugget have big plans for their snow day—that is, until a neighborhood pet goes missing. Now, they’ve got to solve the mystery before the turtlenapper can strike again. Could it be Weirdy Beardy, the construction worker? Perhaps it’s the cranky, old neighbor lady. Or maybe, just maybe, this is an inside job. Who Stole Mr. T? will keep young readers guessing until the last page. Book Two: The Case with No Clues: Mr. McGee was the principal of Englewood Elementary in 1947, and the students have just discovered that he created a massive treasure hunt all those years ago... But Mr. McGee disappeared before he could share any of the clues. Seventy years later, Leila and Nugget are ready to crack the case and find that missing treasure. Book Three: Bark at the Park: This year’s Bark at the Park event at the Middleburg Red Dogs baseball stadium could not have gotten off to a worse start. The first pitch hasn’t even been thrown yet, and there’s already been a furry intruder, a dog stampede, and a kidnapped mascot. Now it’s up to Leila and Kait, along with their dogs Nugget and Baxter, to rescue Red Dogs’ mascot and save Bark at the Park. It’s a race to solve the mystery before the final out!
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 311
Book Description
This box set collects the three books of the Leila & Nugget Mystery series! With her trusty dog, Nugget, Leila is ready to take on any case that comes her way. Kidnapped pet? Missing mascot? Decades old treasure hunt? Leila Beal and Nugget are on the trail! Book One: Who Stole Mr. T?: Leila and Nugget have big plans for their snow day—that is, until a neighborhood pet goes missing. Now, they’ve got to solve the mystery before the turtlenapper can strike again. Could it be Weirdy Beardy, the construction worker? Perhaps it’s the cranky, old neighbor lady. Or maybe, just maybe, this is an inside job. Who Stole Mr. T? will keep young readers guessing until the last page. Book Two: The Case with No Clues: Mr. McGee was the principal of Englewood Elementary in 1947, and the students have just discovered that he created a massive treasure hunt all those years ago... But Mr. McGee disappeared before he could share any of the clues. Seventy years later, Leila and Nugget are ready to crack the case and find that missing treasure. Book Three: Bark at the Park: This year’s Bark at the Park event at the Middleburg Red Dogs baseball stadium could not have gotten off to a worse start. The first pitch hasn’t even been thrown yet, and there’s already been a furry intruder, a dog stampede, and a kidnapped mascot. Now it’s up to Leila and Kait, along with their dogs Nugget and Baxter, to rescue Red Dogs’ mascot and save Bark at the Park. It’s a race to solve the mystery before the final out!
Leila & Nugget Mystery
Author: Dustin Brady
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1524886289
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
Leila Beal and her little dog, Nugget, are back in this second installment of Leila & Nugget Mysteries. A treasure hunt ensues at Englewood Elementary. There's just one problem—there are no clues! Mr. McGee was the principal of Englewood Elementary in 1947, and the students have just discovered that he created a massive treasure hunt all those years ago... But Mr. McGee disappeared before he could share any of the clues. Seventy years later, Leila and Nugget are ready to crack the case and find that missing treasure. Leila & Nugget Mysteries reward developing readers with nonstop laughs, twists, and—of course—cute pets.
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN: 1524886289
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 134
Book Description
Leila Beal and her little dog, Nugget, are back in this second installment of Leila & Nugget Mysteries. A treasure hunt ensues at Englewood Elementary. There's just one problem—there are no clues! Mr. McGee was the principal of Englewood Elementary in 1947, and the students have just discovered that he created a massive treasure hunt all those years ago... But Mr. McGee disappeared before he could share any of the clues. Seventy years later, Leila and Nugget are ready to crack the case and find that missing treasure. Leila & Nugget Mysteries reward developing readers with nonstop laughs, twists, and—of course—cute pets.
Grooming Manual for the Dog and Cat
Author: Sue Dallas
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1118693272
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
One of the responsibilities of every dog or cat owner is that of coat care. There are many and varied coat types and there is a vast difference between the time it takes to groom a Doberman and an Old English Sheepdog, a Siamese and a Persian cat. This book provides much needed guidance for groomers, breeders and owners. It will be invaluable for those taking the City and Guilds 775 Grooming exam and animal care students of all levels. Step by step grooming/clipping techniques are described for the more popular breeds of dog and cat and in each case the technique is illustrated with photographic sequences. The book also includes allied subjects such as skin care, commonly found skin parasites and basic first aid and handling.
Publisher: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1118693272
Category : Medical
Languages : en
Pages : 287
Book Description
One of the responsibilities of every dog or cat owner is that of coat care. There are many and varied coat types and there is a vast difference between the time it takes to groom a Doberman and an Old English Sheepdog, a Siamese and a Persian cat. This book provides much needed guidance for groomers, breeders and owners. It will be invaluable for those taking the City and Guilds 775 Grooming exam and animal care students of all levels. Step by step grooming/clipping techniques are described for the more popular breeds of dog and cat and in each case the technique is illustrated with photographic sequences. The book also includes allied subjects such as skin care, commonly found skin parasites and basic first aid and handling.
Motherfumbler
Author: Vicki Murphy
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781550814408
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
I always knew I'd be the perfect mother. So far, I've perfected the fetal position. When Vicki Murphy brought her new baby home from the hospital, she expected to be greeted by fluttering butterflies and harp-strumming cherubs. You know: the way it is in diaper commercials and the "Yay, You're Preggers!" books. LIAR, LIAR, MATERNITY PANTS ON FIRE! Instead, she had a baby boy who didn't sleep for a year, whose cry was the official anthem of Hades, and who could suck the nipples off a cyborg. That's just the beginning of this collection of tell-it-like-it-is rants and musings from the creator of MotherBlogger.ca and mother of the fiery-spirited (and fiery-haired) boy better known as Turbo Ginger. Murphy brings her inimitable voice to a book about mothering that fills in what the other how-to guides leave out - and reminds us that when it comes to parenting, we're all motherfumblers, feeling our way along in the dark, doing the best we can, hoping to come out with our minds intact and a kid we haven't screwed up - too badly.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781550814408
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 216
Book Description
I always knew I'd be the perfect mother. So far, I've perfected the fetal position. When Vicki Murphy brought her new baby home from the hospital, she expected to be greeted by fluttering butterflies and harp-strumming cherubs. You know: the way it is in diaper commercials and the "Yay, You're Preggers!" books. LIAR, LIAR, MATERNITY PANTS ON FIRE! Instead, she had a baby boy who didn't sleep for a year, whose cry was the official anthem of Hades, and who could suck the nipples off a cyborg. That's just the beginning of this collection of tell-it-like-it-is rants and musings from the creator of MotherBlogger.ca and mother of the fiery-spirited (and fiery-haired) boy better known as Turbo Ginger. Murphy brings her inimitable voice to a book about mothering that fills in what the other how-to guides leave out - and reminds us that when it comes to parenting, we're all motherfumblers, feeling our way along in the dark, doing the best we can, hoping to come out with our minds intact and a kid we haven't screwed up - too badly.