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Author: 44th Birthday Gift Store Publisher: ISBN: 9781710231755 Category : Languages : en Pages : 124
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A funny 120 page paperback diary journal notebook with a cute gift message box on the first page. The perfect gift for friends or family members on their birthday. Pages: 120 Finish: Matte Size: 6 x 9 Inches. Format: Paperback
Author: 44th Birthday Gift Store Publisher: ISBN: 9781710231755 Category : Languages : en Pages : 124
Book Description
A funny 120 page paperback diary journal notebook with a cute gift message box on the first page. The perfect gift for friends or family members on their birthday. Pages: 120 Finish: Matte Size: 6 x 9 Inches. Format: Paperback
Author: Jamie Glowacki Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501122983 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 304
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"Toilet-training expert Jamie Glowacki's self-published OH CRAP! POTTY TRAINING has sold more than 40,000 copies and has been the "dirty little secret" of moms on message boards and in parenting groups for years. Now, this proven, 6-step plan (called "the WHAT TO EXPECT of potty training books" for its comprehensive, no-nonsense voice) is available to the general trade audience for the first time"--
Author: Publisher: Nick Druga II ISBN: 145633607X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 133
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This is a book about nothing. It's funny.Chapter one is available to download for free here: http://www.e-junkie.com/nicksilly/product/444122.phpA Kindle version is here: http://amzn.to/9c3FtyLaugh and enjoy and laugh some more!
Author: Steve P Lee Publisher: Green Cat Books ISBN: 1999944542 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages :
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The essential follow on to Oblivion.This collection of seven interlinked short stories and a novella picks up where the calamitous events of Oblivion ended. Mint and Roman are now resident in New Cambridge and members of the British Corporation’s Department 44.Follow Roman as he reviews the Department 44 Files, searching for evidence of Varla K’dyamon activity, while in private he grows ever closer to his old boss. However, everything may not be as it first appears.Meanwhile, the mess created by the destruction of the space stations has resulted in personnel landing on the wild, dangerously untamed equatorial continent of Obsirion II. Their eventual rescue by personnel from a scientific outpost leads to an unexpected discovery.
Author: Jamie Glowacki Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1501122991 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 186
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From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Author: Daniel Reynolds Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 0595197396 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 294
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Welcome to the world of Slightly OFF, a college column where politicians are advised to create scandals for themselves (to get free media coverage), the Tooth Fairy is wanted by the FBI (for trafficking) and Jesus Christ and Jason Voorhees have a lot in common (they both came back from the dead, for instance). In Slightly OFF: God, Sex and All Stops in Between, the best of over four years of Slightly OFF is gathered. At times hilarious, serious, poignant, and psychotic, this is a collection that slices into every facet of American culture. It includes: -"Female Porn" The scientific study that proves once and for all that Cosmo is worse than Playboy. -"Frogs, Dogs and David Arquette" Why, in an era of information, do our commercials provide anything but? -"English 101" This is where your language came from. Unfortunately, it's been influenced by the French. -"I Killed Someone" A reflection on the time the author spent with Wanda Jean Allen, a death row inmate who made national headlines, just weeks before her execution. Once you read this, you may never look at your world the same way again. You certainly will never look at mustard the same way again.
Author: Daniel A. Reynolds Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 0595216633 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 238
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This book is for those who want enlightenment, but can¡_t afford the plane ticket to Tibet. If you can¡_t afford this book, that¡_s not a problem either. The secret to enlightenment can be found in the introduction of the book, thereby bypassing hours of needless reading. Of course, once you¡_re enlightened, there¡_s not much left to do in life, so you might as well finish the book.And this is no ordinary book! It¡_s a collection of Daniel Reynolds¡_ cult column, Slightly OFF, a column where you never know what to expect. Slightly OFF skips all the bashing and mudslinging of other commentary columns and simply forces its readers to look at popular culture through psycho-colored glasses, dressing familiar things in new clothes to see how ridiculous they looked in the old ones. Fifty of the best Slightly OFFs are here, ranging in topics from politics to sex to Pepsi to religion to beauty to mustard. And when you combine religion and mustard, it¡_s never pretty.This collection includes:-¡°A Fish Named God:¡± A theology based on a goldfish; no LSD required.-¡°Wanted by the FBI:¡± The nation¡_s most wanted felons, including Santa Claus.-¡°Sex and the Oklahoma City:¡± Cutting through the ¡°latex curtain¡± in the Midwest.-¡°Tales from the ER:¡± The dark side of medicine has nothing to do with malpractice. It has to do with shampoo bottles.-¡°Parenting:¡± Five children, five adults and a three bedroom house. ¡rNuff said.When all is said and done, you may not be enlightened, but you¡_ll probably feel a little unbalanced. And that¡_s close enough.
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