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Author: Flag City Books Publisher: ISBN: 9781074218102 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
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Great journal for morticians! This cool notebook makes the perfect gift for any funeral director featuring a funny mortuary saying! There is plenty of room inside this book for keeping appointments, writing notes, ideas, stories, to-do lists, recipes, grocery lists, homework, drawing, sketching and more! This awesome book can be used as a as a notebook, journal, diary, composition book, sketchbook, doodle diary, dream journal, and much more. This notebook features 120 6" x 9" sized pages (60 sheets) of lined, wide ruled paper and a bright, full-color glossy soft cover. This journal is the perfect gift for any person who loves mortuary science!
Author: Flag City Books Publisher: ISBN: 9781074218102 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
Book Description
Great journal for morticians! This cool notebook makes the perfect gift for any funeral director featuring a funny mortuary saying! There is plenty of room inside this book for keeping appointments, writing notes, ideas, stories, to-do lists, recipes, grocery lists, homework, drawing, sketching and more! This awesome book can be used as a as a notebook, journal, diary, composition book, sketchbook, doodle diary, dream journal, and much more. This notebook features 120 6" x 9" sized pages (60 sheets) of lined, wide ruled paper and a bright, full-color glossy soft cover. This journal is the perfect gift for any person who loves mortuary science!
Author: Areo Creations Publisher: ISBN: 9781077899223 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
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Awesome Mortician Notebook A beautifully designed journal, for yourself or a friend to write down your notes. Great gift for those in need of a notebook for school, work, or personal use. Product Details: Matte (Soft) Finish Cover 120 Pages 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Perfect present for moms, daughters, fathers, sons, family or friends for their Birthday or for Christmas. Get this notebook and Order Today! Make sure to look at our other products for other book ideas and covers by clicking on the author name.
Author: David Michael Zink Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1105295818 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 124
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Ted and his wife are necrophilias, they own a mortuary. While building an addition on thier home money gets low but suddenly things turn when people begin dying in town.
Author: Isaac Thorne Publisher: Lost Hollow Books ISBN: 1938271319 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 25
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When personal tragedy strikes, some men pray. Other men despair. This man goes to war. Meet Diggum, the local graveyard caretaker, who lives in a small cottage at the edge of the lot. Diggum has spent most of his life angry with God, whom he blames for the devastating house fire that cost Diggum his family. But Diggum has a secret. It is a secret he hopes to carry to his own grave. It is a secret that he hopes will finally get him his ultimate revenge on God. DIGGUM is a short tale of dark horror from the mind of Isaac Thorne, a nice man who simply wants to provide you with a few frights. His story is one of rage and revenge. At some point in our lives we all ask the "why" question. Diggum demands an answer.
Author: Shaun David Hutchinson Publisher: Simon Pulse ISBN: 1481498584 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 320
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“A fearless and brutal look at friendships...you will laugh, rage, and mourn its loss when it’s over.” —Justina Ireland, New York Times bestselling author of Dread Nation “Simultaneously hilarious and moving, weird and wonderful.” —Jeff Zentner, Morris Award–winning author of The Serpent King Six Feet Under meets Pushing Daisies in this quirky, heartfelt story about two teens who are granted extra time to resolve what was left unfinished after one of them suddenly dies. A good friend will bury your body, a best friend will dig you back up. Dino doesn’t mind spending time with the dead. His parents own a funeral home, and death is literally the family business. He’s just not used to them talking back. Until Dino’s ex-best friend July dies suddenly—and then comes back to life. Except not exactly. Somehow July is not quite alive, and not quite dead. As Dino and July attempt to figure out what’s happening, they must also confront why and how their friendship ended so badly, and what they have left to understand about themselves, each other, and all those grand mysteries of life. Critically acclaimed author Shaun Hutchinson delivers another wholly unique novel blending the real and surreal while reminding all of us what it is to love someone through and around our faults.
Author: Caitlin Doughty Publisher: W. W. Norton & Company ISBN: 0393245950 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 272
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"Morbid and illuminating" (Entertainment Weekly)—a young mortician goes behind the scenes of her curious profession. Armed with a degree in medieval history and a flair for the macabre, Caitlin Doughty took a job at a crematory and turned morbid curiosity into her life’s work. She cared for bodies of every color, shape, and affliction, and became an intrepid explorer in the world of the dead. In this best-selling memoir, brimming with gallows humor and vivid characters, she marvels at the gruesome history of undertaking and relates her unique coming-of-age story with bold curiosity and mordant wit. By turns hilarious, dark, and uplifting, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes reveals how the fear of dying warps our society and "will make you reconsider how our culture treats the dead" (San Francisco Chronicle).
Author: Michael Gore Publisher: AuthorMike Dark Ink ISBN: 098521466X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 240
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From bed bugs that get under your skin, literally... to necrophilia, serial killers, the paranormal, cults, freak shows, jilted lovers and even a old curse are told within in the twenty horrifying stories from Tales From A Mortician. Each story will have your skin crawling or your stomach turning. Masterfully told by a writer who has more experience with the dead than anyone ever should, Michael Gore, who is a mortician by day, horror writer by night. Mr. Gore uses the bodies that come into his basement everyday as inspiration for his terrifying tales. While each uniquely haunting story is told in a grim light, they all have one thing in common, someone always ends up dead. Which makes sense being that Mr. Gore's favorite saying is.... "Every Body Has a Story."
Author: Robert Eversz Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0743271750 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 287
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A death in the family reunites ex-con turned paparazza Nina Zero with her long-lost sister, who now touts herself as a successful real estate agent from Seattle. Who cares if the sister looks like she's lived a life as battered and fake as the designer-brand luggage she totes? With an abusive father and sweet but distant mother, Nina has been estranged from her family for so long she's happy to have a relative she can talk to. And Nina is too busy to question her sister's tale, because an altercation with a has-been Hollywood action hero leaves her with a concussion, two broken cameras, and a hot lead in the grandmother of all tabloid stories- -- the mysterious thefts of celebrity bones from graveyards around the country.Are the bone robbers kids playing games with the devil? Cult scientists intent on cloning dead movie stars? Or members of the Church of Divine Thespians, a shadowy Hollywood sect that may be plotting some unholy ritual? In the world of tabloid reporting, the impossible is not only possible, it's required. Not being famous is worse than being dead in Hollywood, where the bones of dead celebrities are literally worth killing for. Murder follows an unexpected betrayal, and Nina's quest for the grave robbers twists from the tabloid assignment to a grief-stricken vendetta that matches her camera against their guns, shot for shot. With her sidekick Frank -- a slovenly assassin of celebrity reputations -- and her beloved toothless Rottweiler in tow, Nina returns to the page in an emotionally riveting tabloid thriller fit to please her own cultish following.
Author: Jody Wenner Publisher: The Wild Rose Press Inc ISBN: 150924963X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 265
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In 1912, as the new wife of the local mortician, Beatrice is settling in at the funeral parlor, but soon after, the death of a young boy sweeps a cold chill into the warmth of her new home as well as her marriage. In 2022, fledgling author Maddy Barton isn’t surprised to discover someone was murdered in her 1912 era home. The old mansion has been giving her bad vibes ever since she moved in. But after learning who the victim was, she is determined to figure out what happened so she can put the unsettled spirit at ease. Maddy’s husband isn’t terribly supportive of her efforts, and many of the people in the small town of Pine Grove, Minnesota have ideas—and secrets—of their own, but she’s determined to solve the gothic crime the only way she knows how—to write about it.
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Author: David Michael Zink
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