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Author: Amenze Osa Publisher: ISBN: 9781737598305 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 26
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Mommy is Effing Tired is a funny, rhyming, cartoon book for moms who are SPENT! We love our kids, and that's the point - loving is a choice, an action. And we moms love hard on our kids, often to the point of exhaustion. In this book, share the journey of various moms who prioritize their kids and are effing tired. Is it ideal? No. Does it happen sometimes? Of course! So grab this book and the drink of your choice and vent for a moment - whether at a baby shower, over brunch with your girls, or alone on the bathroom floor with the door locked - no judgment, moms!
Author: Amenze Osa Publisher: ISBN: 9781737598305 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 26
Book Description
Mommy is Effing Tired is a funny, rhyming, cartoon book for moms who are SPENT! We love our kids, and that's the point - loving is a choice, an action. And we moms love hard on our kids, often to the point of exhaustion. In this book, share the journey of various moms who prioritize their kids and are effing tired. Is it ideal? No. Does it happen sometimes? Of course! So grab this book and the drink of your choice and vent for a moment - whether at a baby shower, over brunch with your girls, or alone on the bathroom floor with the door locked - no judgment, moms!
Author: Amy Shah Publisher: Hachette UK ISBN: 0349427895 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 320
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Exhaustion doesn't have to be your new normal Are you feeling overwhelmed, overstressed, and overtired? If so, you're not alone - and you don't have to settle for feeling this way. Inspired by her personal wellness journey, Dr. Amy Shah has created this program so that you can regain your energy and reclaim your life. The key is tapping into the powerful energy trifecta: the complex, interconnected relationship between your gut, your immune system, and your hormones. Drawing on the latest science and her work helping thousands of clients, Dr. Shah explains how to transform your life by changing: What You Eat: increase your fiber-rich, prebiotic vegetables, without giving up your wine and chocolate!? When You Eat: intermittent fasting - the right way - can revamp your energy Why You're Stressed: discover simple exercises and herbs that ease anxiety In just two weeks, you'll feel your energy surge. In three months, you'll feel like a whole new person. It's time to regain the energy you've lost, so you can get back to the life you want to live.
Author: Adam Mansbach Publisher: Akashic Books ISBN: 1453271023 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 18
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The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Author: Laura Belbin Publisher: Random House ISBN: 1473578868 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 201
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SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER 'I just howled. Bloomin' love you' Giovanna Fletcher 'You're hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh every day' Mrs Hinch When does Mary Effing Poppins arrive? Laura Belbin survived hitting her thirties (oh, to be wrinkle-free again), anxiety (just), motherhood (two adorable little shits) and the new body that went with it (a left tit that sags slightly more than the right, anyone?). In Knee Deep in Life she gives a fearless and filthy account of her transformation from no-responsibilities woman to being in demand 24/7, the heartaches and humiliations, and most importantly, her (definitely-pushed-to-the-limits-but-totally-indestructible) marriage to Steve, the man who helped her to hold it together when post-natal depression kicked in. Full of heart and wit - not to mention swearing that would make a sailor blush - this is the beast of a book Laura intends on riding into the hands of those people who doubt themselves every single day: the ones who have struggled to accept the way they look; the mums-to-be about to find themselves taking their first step towards parenthood; and the women bossing it like badasses every single day but never getting the credit they deserve. You are more than enough.
Author: Corrina Spelts Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781974189410 Category : Languages : en Pages : 88
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This coloring book was created with mom in mind. It is a perfect way to relax and unwind and offers a sense of humor within the pages. Color all those things that make you sound like a broken record as well as all those things that you think but don't say. Mommy's Fucking Tired contains 40 single sided designs that every mom can relate to. Designs range from simple to complex and will provide hours of entertainment and relaxation. Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, markers, crayons, pencils and relax. See more titles by Corrina Spelts available on Amazon.com
Author: Amenze Osa Publisher: ISBN: 9781737598343 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 26
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Mommy is SO Tired is a funny, rhyming, cartoon book for moms who are SPENT! We love our kids, and that's the point - loving is a choice, an action. And we moms love hard on our kids, often to the point of exhaustion. In this book, share the journey of various moms who prioritize their kids and are SO tired. Is it ideal? No. Does it happen sometimes? Of course! So grab this book and the drink of your choice and vent for a moment - whether at a baby shower, over brunch with your girls, or alone on the bathroom floor with the door locked - no judgment, moms!
Author: Candice Brathwaite Publisher: ISBN: 9781529406283 Category : Ethnic attitudes Languages : en Pages : 240
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It's about time we made motherhood more diverse... When Candice fell pregnant and stepped into the motherhood playing field, she found her experience bore little resemblance to the glossy magazine photos of women in horizontal stripe tops and the pinned discussions on mumsnet about what pushchair to buy. Leafing through the piles of prenatal paraphernalia, she found herself wondering: "Where are all the black mothers?". Candice started blogging about motherhood in 2016 after making the simple but powerful observation that the way motherhood is portrayed in the British media is wholly unrepresentative of our society at large. The result is this thought-provoking, urgent and inspirational guide to life as a black mother. It explores the various stages in between pregnancy and waving your child off at the gates of primary school, while facing hurdles such as white privilege, racial micro-aggression and unconscious bias at every point. Candice does so with her trademark sense of humour and refreshing straight-talking, and the result is a call-to-arms that will allow mums like her to take control, scrapping the parenting rulebook to mother their own way.
Author: Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0062683705 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 293
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The ultimate must-read handbook for the modern mother: a practical, and positive tool to help free women from the debilitating notion of being the "perfect mom," filled with funny and all too relatable true-life stories and realistic suggestions to stop the burnout cycle, and protect our kids from the damage burnout can cause. Moms, do you feel tired? Overwhelmed? Have you continually put off the things you need to do for you? Do you feel like it’s all worth it because your kids are happy? Are you "over" being a mother? If you answered yes to these questions, you’re not alone. Parents today want to create the ideal childhood for their children. Women strive to be the picture-perfect Pinterest mother that looks amazing, hosts the best birthday parties in town, posts the most "liked" photos, and serves delicious, nutritious home-cooked meals in her neat, organized home after ferrying the kids to school and a host of extracurricular activities on time. This drive, while noble, can also be destructive, causing stress and anxiety that leads to "mommy burnout." Psychologist and family counselor Dr. Sheryl Ziegler is well-versed in the stress that moms face, and the burden of guilt they carry because they often feel like they aren’t doing enough for their kids’ happiness. A mother of three herself, Dr. Z—as she’s affectionately known by her many patients—recognizes and understands that modern moms are all too often plagued by exhaustion, failure, isolation, self-doubt, and a general lack of self-love, and their families are also feeling the effects, too. Over the last nineteen years working with families and children, Dr. Z has devised a prescriptive program for addressing "mommy burnout"—teaching moms that they can learn to re-energize themselves and still feel good about their families and their lives. In this warm and empathetic guide, she examines this modern epidemic among mothers who put their children’s happiness above their own, and offers empowering, proven solutions for alleviating this condition, saving marriages and keeping kids happy in the process.
Author: Janelle Hanchett Publisher: Hachette Books ISBN: 0316549436 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 254
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"A refreshingly raw, contrasting perspective on the foolproof idea of motherhood." -- POPSUGAR "By turns painful and funny... A searingly candid memoir." -- Kirkus "Far from your cookie-cutter story of addiction . . . [I'm Just Happy to Be Here] describes Hanchett's journey to recovery and sobriety in imperfect and unconventional ways." -- Bustle In this unflinching and wickedly funny memoir, Janelle Hanchett tells the story of finding her way home. And then, actually staying there. Drawing us into the wild, heartbreaking mind of the addict, Hanchett carries us from motherhood at 21 with a man she'd known three months to cubicles and whiskey-laden domesticity, from judging meth addicts in rehab to therapists who "seem to pull diagnoses out of large, expensive hats." With warmth, wit, and searing B.S. detectors turned mostly toward herself, Hanchett invites us to laugh when we probably shouldn't and to rejoice at the unconventional redemption she finds in desperation and in a misfit mentor who forces her to see the truth of herself. A story of ego and forced humility, of fierce honesty and jagged love, of the kind of failure that forces us to re-create our lives, Hanchett writes with rare candor, scorching the "sanctity of motherhood," and leaving beauty in the ashes.
Author: Amenze Osa
Author: Amenze Osa
Author: Amy Shah
Author: Amy Shah
Author: Adam Mansbach
Author: Laura Belbin
Author: Corrina Spelts
Author: Amenze Osa
Author: Candice Brathwaite
Author: Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler
Author: Janelle Hanchett