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Author: Tim Dorsey Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 006296755X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 332
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Serge A. Storms gives condo living a try in this off-the-wall, acid-splashed Florida crime caper from the “insanely funny” (New York Times Book Review) Tim Dorsey. “Delightfully madcap… This fiendishly funny adventure is irresistible.” — Publishers Weekly Serge A. Storms and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, have decided to pump the brakes and live on island time. After years of manic road tripping across their beloved Sunshine State, the irrepressible anti-heroes drop anchor in the Florida Keys. They settle down in Pelican Bay, a thriving condo complex with scenic views and friendly neighbors. But the community is at war with investors who are buying up units and leasing them to young vacationers who party at all hours. With their little slice of heaven on the line, Serge takes it upon himself to convince the tourists to move on and quickly becomes a local favorite. Meanwhile, the island chain’s long and rich smuggling heritage is causing mayhem—a gang war erupts when a local drug lord passes the family business to his young, enterprising son, and the sun-loving residents are suddenly dodging bullets. Luckily, Florida’s most lovable serial killer is there to help!
Author: Tim Dorsey Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 006296755X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 332
Book Description
Serge A. Storms gives condo living a try in this off-the-wall, acid-splashed Florida crime caper from the “insanely funny” (New York Times Book Review) Tim Dorsey. “Delightfully madcap… This fiendishly funny adventure is irresistible.” — Publishers Weekly Serge A. Storms and his permanently baked sidekick, Coleman, have decided to pump the brakes and live on island time. After years of manic road tripping across their beloved Sunshine State, the irrepressible anti-heroes drop anchor in the Florida Keys. They settle down in Pelican Bay, a thriving condo complex with scenic views and friendly neighbors. But the community is at war with investors who are buying up units and leasing them to young vacationers who party at all hours. With their little slice of heaven on the line, Serge takes it upon himself to convince the tourists to move on and quickly becomes a local favorite. Meanwhile, the island chain’s long and rich smuggling heritage is causing mayhem—a gang war erupts when a local drug lord passes the family business to his young, enterprising son, and the sun-loving residents are suddenly dodging bullets. Luckily, Florida’s most lovable serial killer is there to help!
Author: Whitney Goodman Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0593542754 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 305
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A powerful guide to owning our emotions—even the difficult ones—in order to show up authentically in the world, from the popular therapist behind the Instagram account @sitwithwhit. Every day, we’re bombarded with pressure to be positive. From “good vibes only” and “life is good” memes, to endless reminders to “look on the bright side,” we’re constantly told that the key to happiness is silencing negativity wherever it crops up—in ourselves and in others. Even when faced with illness, loss, breakups, and other challenges, there’s little space for talking about our real feelings—and processing them so that we can feel better and move forward. But if non-stop positivity is the answer, why are so many of us anxious, depressed, and burned out? In this refreshingly honest guide, sought-after therapist Whitney Goodman shares the latest research along with everyday examples and client stories that reveal how damaging toxic positivity is to ourselves and our relationships, and presents simple ways to experience and work through difficult emotions. The result is more authenticity, connection, and growth—and ultimately, a path to showing up as you truly are.
Author: Tim Dorsey Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0061833029 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 397
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Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs . . . and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!
Author: Tim Dorsey Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0061836729 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 446
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There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars...and is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell. Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida. Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed. There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel.
Author: Chris Mitchell Publisher: ISBN: 9780806531281 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 0
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Instead of running away to the circus, Mitchell fled to Disney World in search of some desperately needed magic. However, in his journey through manufactured happiness, life becomes far stranger than any animated fiction.
Author: Katie Schickel Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 0765381311 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 286
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When she, on her 23rd birthday, catches a wave that transforms her into a mermaid, Jess Creary becomes reborn into a confident, powerful predator with superhuman strength, but back on land, her relationship with Captain Matthew heats up and so does her search for the truth about her sister's death.
Author: Robert E. Thornsberry Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1468561391 Category : Languages : en Pages : 236
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What would you do if you suddenly found yourself turned into a mermaid? Or a legendary wielder of Force powers? This is the story of Hannah and her fiance Alex after they and thousands of others have their normal lives changed by a cursed shaman's mask.
Author: Liv Spencer Publisher: ECW Press ISBN: 177090218X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 292
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For all the juicy details on the breakout hit TV show that's got people talking, tweeting and tuning in week after week, look no further than Rosewood Confidential. This is the first companion volume to the dark deeds, ugly secrets and flashy fashions to the popular TV show Pretty Little Liars, which is currently playing on MTV in the UK. The winner of six Teen Choice awards, the show is a fan-favourite, ratings success and Twitter trending topic every time a new show airs.
Author: American Bar Association. Forum Committee on Franchising. Annual Forum Publisher: ISBN: Category : Actions and defenses Languages : en Pages : 636
Author: Tim Dorsey
Author: Tim Dorsey
Author: Whitney Goodman
Author: Tim Dorsey
Author: Tim Dorsey
Author: Tim Dorsey
Author: Chris Mitchell
Author: Katie Schickel
Author: Robert E. Thornsberry
Author: Liv Spencer
Author: American Bar Association. Forum Committee on Franchising. Annual Forum