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Author: Nomadic Family of 5 Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!
Author: Nomadic Family of 5 Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Unleash your inner rebel with "Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Nap," the coloring book that speaks your language - the language of sass, humor, and a touch of naughty. Designed for the mom who juggles it all and deserves a break, this book offers a therapeutic escape with every page. Features: Bold Illustrations: Pages adorned with intricate patterns and cheeky phrases that resonate with every mom. Laugh-Out-Loud Quotes: Each design is paired with a swear word or sassy saying that captures the essence of motherhood's real-talk. Relax and De-stress: Dive into a world of coloring that not only entertains but also helps to melt away the stress of the day. Perfect for Gifting: Whether it's Mother's Day, a birthday, or just because, this book makes a hilarious and relatable gift for any mom with a sense of humor. Note: This book contains adult language and is intended for a mature audience. It's the perfect way to add a little spice to your downtime and have a good laugh in the process. Embrace the chaos of motherhood with a splash of color and a whole lot of attitude!
Author: Yellowdot Publishing Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 108
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◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.
Author: Aline Bentley Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781079598032 Category : Languages : en Pages : 102
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This novelty, funny and humorous new mom (or new baby) saying & quote design, journal notebook is perfect as a gift for all occasions! Contains 100 lined pages. Printed on high-quality white interior pages Perfect for doodling, drawing, writing practice, composition, planner, organizer, and so much more! Use this notebook journal is great for creating lists for shopping and more. Ideal travel size for parties, trips, and vacations! Matte-finish cover. 6 inches by 9 inches or 15.24 cm by 22.86 cm journal notebook size.
Author: Brandon Jerry Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 54
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Make the perfect gift for anyone who loves coloring! Enjoy this Coloring Book For Adults who want learn more about fresh moms. Click the cover to reveal what's inside! About this book: 25 full pages drawings of swears, toys, mandalas, and more, Printed on high quality solid white paper. Easily color with crayons, colored pencils or colored pens, Beautiful designs appropriate for all ages, Put a SMILE on your mom face! Scroll up and BUY NOW!
Author: Oh Yes We Did Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781071049983 Category : Languages : en Pages : 110
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Simple, Classic Lined Blank Journal Notebook This classic yet practical medium sized journal notebook has simple lined pages with a small daily date/time line atop each page, for those looking for freedom and flexibility to write as much or a little as they please each entry. Simple blank notebook perfect to use as a diary, sketchbook, wedding or event planner, agenda calendar organizer or simply as a notepad with individual pages! Journal Details: 109 pages Convenient 6x9" medium size size, fits in most bags Cover page with space for name & personal details SOFT satin matte cover, perfect bound Quality 60# white paper
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This beautifully designed (and wittily worded) notebook has 150 lined pages. Perfect for any mom, mom gift or anyone who loves funny or cute sayings! Enjoy!
Author: Nicole Sloan Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing ISBN: 1524860840 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 16
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Sometimes, Mama needs a minute—and that's OK! From Nicole Sloan, founder of the Weird Mom Club—an inclusive Internet space for nonconforming moms—Mama Needs a Minute is an affirming, entertaining book for moms and toddlers to share. All about balancing a mama's needs with those of her kiddos, this sweet story teaches that love can look a lot of different ways. For kids, the book is a gentle introduction to concepts of self-respect and setting boundaries, and for moms, it’s a reminder to practice self-care.
Author: Omar Tyree Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476704120 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 446
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After years of successfully raising two sons on her own, Denise finds herself involved with both of their fathers, as well as in a relationship with a new man. Jimmie, after learning that his son is a top basketball prospect, suddenly wants a major role in the teenager's life. Walter is trying to gain custody of his twelve-year-old. And there's Brock, who is falling in love with Denise but is uncertain whether he wants a ready-made family. Denise is left with plenty of tough decisions to make, but thankfully she has the character and independence to make it work.
Author: Davina Rhine Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 9781462026524 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 628
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Modern motherhood has changed; it isnt just frilly aprons, mini-vans, and soccer practice anymore. You are a modern moma rebel momready to raise your kids while running a successful business, starting a band, or finding your voice, while doing the things you love and fighting for what's right. Even so, the path to epic mom rebellion is not always easy. Meet the women who have seen, conquered, and survivedmaking a difference, doing things their own way and on their own terms. They are activists, teachers, veterans, firefighters, pin-ups, fast food workers, tattoo artists, and more. A rebel mom has no set definition beyond her tendency to elude definition. These women, from varying places and backgrounds, have seen it all: divorce, abuse, depression, and disability. They have succeeded and raised children with tough grins on their faces. Are you a new or expecting mother? Are you a mother who's fed up with the super-mom/super-woman myth? Or are you a pro whos been there and done that, but would still love to learn from other rebel moms? Its never too late to learn a new trick, and motherhood is never the same for anyone. Cultures change, as do child-rearing practices, but certain aspects of being a mom are universal and timelesslove, support, and strength. The rebel moms have mastered the art of motherhood, and you can embrace the revolution.
Author: Dr. Sheryl G. Ziegler Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 0062683705 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 293
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The ultimate must-read handbook for the modern mother: a practical, and positive tool to help free women from the debilitating notion of being the "perfect mom," filled with funny and all too relatable true-life stories and realistic suggestions to stop the burnout cycle, and protect our kids from the damage burnout can cause. Moms, do you feel tired? Overwhelmed? Have you continually put off the things you need to do for you? Do you feel like it’s all worth it because your kids are happy? Are you "over" being a mother? If you answered yes to these questions, you’re not alone. Parents today want to create the ideal childhood for their children. Women strive to be the picture-perfect Pinterest mother that looks amazing, hosts the best birthday parties in town, posts the most "liked" photos, and serves delicious, nutritious home-cooked meals in her neat, organized home after ferrying the kids to school and a host of extracurricular activities on time. This drive, while noble, can also be destructive, causing stress and anxiety that leads to "mommy burnout." Psychologist and family counselor Dr. Sheryl Ziegler is well-versed in the stress that moms face, and the burden of guilt they carry because they often feel like they aren’t doing enough for their kids’ happiness. A mother of three herself, Dr. Z—as she’s affectionately known by her many patients—recognizes and understands that modern moms are all too often plagued by exhaustion, failure, isolation, self-doubt, and a general lack of self-love, and their families are also feeling the effects, too. Over the last nineteen years working with families and children, Dr. Z has devised a prescriptive program for addressing "mommy burnout"—teaching moms that they can learn to re-energize themselves and still feel good about their families and their lives. In this warm and empathetic guide, she examines this modern epidemic among mothers who put their children’s happiness above their own, and offers empowering, proven solutions for alleviating this condition, saving marriages and keeping kids happy in the process.
Author: Nomadic Family of 5
Author: Nomadic Family of 5
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