Author: J J Pryor Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 58
Book Description
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Donald Trump could read? What if he could write (something other than his name in sharpie)? What if he--god forbid--could draw, rhyme, and teach children his tremendously terrible ideas? Well, we here at Politicat Party wondered what that monstrosity might end up looking like--so we created it! - A children's book for adults from the (terrible) perspective of Donald Trump- 26 amazing original satirical drawings of Donald Trump's perceived enemies and friends- Fun read for fans of Dumpty: The Age of Trump in Verse by John Lithgow, A Very Stable Genius by Mike Luckovich, Goodnight Trump: A Parody by Gan Golan, and Fuck Trump: An Adult Coloring Book by Nasty Woman- Anti Trump funny memes and cartoons featuring his favorite and mostest hated people: Hitler, John Oliver, Ivanka Trump, Putin and many more!- Is Trump the anti-christ? Does Trump have dementia? Is Trump Hitler? Should you buy this book if you're out there anti-Trump shopping? If you've read this far, then the answer is probably: "Probably!"Please come read the alphabet alongside the world's worst president in history! A Trump parody picture book to bring a (dark) sense of laughter in these stressful times.Created by the Politicat Party and J.J. Pryor. www.politicatparty.comhttps: //www.instagram.com/politicatparty/
Author: Eric Metaxas Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1621579395 Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 72
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The cavemen need help. Their King has forgotten all about them, thanks to the swamp creatures who surround the castle. “They’re slippery!”76' " m ujmmmmmtk, “—and scaly!” “and SLIMY!" Donald is just a caveman. But when the people ask for his help, he realizes there’s only one way to save the kingdom: DRAIN… THE… SWAMP! Written by #1 national bestselling author and humorist Eric Metaxas and illustrated by award-winning artist Tim Raglin, Donald Drains the Swamp is a whimsical parable for the current political moment.
Author: Rochelle Humes Publisher: Studio Press ISBN: 9781787413757 Category : Hair Languages : en Pages : 32
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Two friends. One wish. Mai and Rose are best friends but they're not two peas in a pod. Mai has dark hair that is curly and whirly and never stays put. Why couldn't she have perfect hair just like her best friend Rose? Rose has blonde hair, as straight as a ruler, which slips and slides whenever she tries to put it in a pony tail. Why couldn't she have perfect hair just like her best friend Mai? When a magical coconut grants each girl their wish, and they get the hair they've always dreamt of, the friends are overjoyed. However, they soon learn that perfect hair is not everything it's cracked up to be. In fact, their hair was pretty magical and perfect the way it was before... A joyful and fun story about celebrating differences and loving yourself from head to toe!
Author: Eric Metaxas Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1684510325 Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 72
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This hilarious follow-up to 2018's Donald Drains the Swamp continues the story of Donald the Caveman—inspired by you-know-who—as he works tirelessly to save his kingdom by constructing a big, beautiful wall. Written by #1 national bestselling author and humorist Eric Metaxas and illustrated by award-winning artist Tim Raglin, Donald Builds the Wall is the children's book and political parable that America needs right now.
Author: John Connolly Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 102
Book Description
"Mom, why is Donald Trump such a jerk?" If you or your kids have ever asked this question, Don't Be Like Trump is here to inform and entertain you. Now that you're homeschooling during the Covid-19 pandemic, you may have to learn or teach about Trump yourself in the 2020 election.Trump provides the perfect example of how not to behave, speak, and treat people. Now there's a book to help your kids understand why Trump alarms[DL2] most Americans.Most kids' presidential biographies gloss over the scandals and bad behavior. We explain how Trump wants to return to an America that wasn't great for Blacks, women, immigrants, or anyone different. We explore his worrying relationship with dictators. Don't Be Like Trump explains the long history of useless border walls, Trump's military service (just kidding!), and the Resistance in an accessible, breezy style. Plus! 12 activities make learning about our awful president fun, including: - Impersonate the President- Get Rich Quick Using Trump's Proven Method- Prove You are Smarter than the President with Quizzes- Annoy President Donald Trump Eight Different Ways
Author: Reva Beck Publisher: Bookbaby ISBN: 9781098345211 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
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Sam just turned eight years old. He is very excited when he gets a special present from his parents. But the present ends up causing him more trouble than he ever imagined. A charming childhood tale that promotes respect, diversity of thought and love of country.
Author: B. Conservative Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781719217415 Category : Languages : en Pages : 30
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THE PERFECT BOOK: Liberals are furious about this book! A great way to teach kids and adults about the faults of liberal beliefs! OUR QUALITY: Printed and pressed fresh upon ordering! And you'll get it quick too THE IDEAL FIT: Great for conservatives to gift to friends and even better to give to liberal friends; we promise the expression on their face will be priceless FUN: We take on the issues of Healthcare, Education, Free Speech, the minimum wage Capitalism, Socialism and more in a comical rhyming pattern! TOTAL SATISFACTION: Love it or we'll buy them back from you, no questions asked! There is no other Children's Book out there like ours. Follow the lives of a Liberal Donkey and a Conservative elephant as they show the value of conservative principles and the faults of liberal principles on relevant issues Full Color, 8.5 x 8.5in book in a Dr. Seuss style rhyming pattern Story has clever arguments against Liberals. Great for adults too! No profane content; completely safe to read to kids American Made Liberals have already threaten to shut us down so you know it's good! Makes for a perfect coffee table book and will entertain ANY guest or reader! Add this to your cart today!
Author: Jack Posobiec Publisher: Freedom Island ISBN: 9781955550024 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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BRAVE Books partnered with Jack Posobiec to write The Island Of Free Ice Cream, a children's book that teaches kids that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Author: Maga Milfs Publisher: Magamilfs.com ISBN: 9781942065418 Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
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MAGA MILFS are Mature Intelligent Ladies Fighting Socialism. MAGAMILFS.com is on a mission to protect America from socialists, the low IQ individuals such as AOC who promotes the dangerous and risky Green New Deal. Maggie, one of the many MAGA MILFS who helped elect President Donald Trump in November 2016, defeats socialism in Episode 1 entitled A Green New Dope. Since we live in the United States of America, this book embodies our rights to Freedom of Speech presented in the First Amendment in the Bill of Rights. Created, Illustrated and Printed in the USA...Thank God!
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