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Author: Jodie Beau Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 63
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We all know that nobody believes in you and supports you as fiercely as the drunk girl you just met in the bathroom. Let's start supporting the women we know and love just as fiercely! I created this coloring book with the hopes that you would color them and share them with your friends and family. Color a page and send it in a just-because greeting card, scan it and send in a text, snap it, gram it, do whatever ya gotta do to let your friends know you got their backs. Color Me Drunk Girl includes 30 pages of inspirational messages for your friends. Your friend having a birthday? There's a page for that. Your friend going through a divorce? There's a page for that. Your friend is doubting her ability to conquer the world? There's a page for that, too. This coloring book includes some of our favorite phrases from inspirational memes, such as: You're doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit. Imma need you to love yourself as much as you love toxic men with good d*ck. There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. We don't cry over men. We find a new face to sit on. If your path insists you go through hell, walk as if you own the place. The ghosts of all the women you used to be are so proud of the woman you have become. And so much more!
Author: Jodie Beau Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 63
Book Description
We all know that nobody believes in you and supports you as fiercely as the drunk girl you just met in the bathroom. Let's start supporting the women we know and love just as fiercely! I created this coloring book with the hopes that you would color them and share them with your friends and family. Color a page and send it in a just-because greeting card, scan it and send in a text, snap it, gram it, do whatever ya gotta do to let your friends know you got their backs. Color Me Drunk Girl includes 30 pages of inspirational messages for your friends. Your friend having a birthday? There's a page for that. Your friend going through a divorce? There's a page for that. Your friend is doubting her ability to conquer the world? There's a page for that, too. This coloring book includes some of our favorite phrases from inspirational memes, such as: You're doing a beautiful job figuring out some heavy shit. Imma need you to love yourself as much as you love toxic men with good d*ck. There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. We don't cry over men. We find a new face to sit on. If your path insists you go through hell, walk as if you own the place. The ghosts of all the women you used to be are so proud of the woman you have become. And so much more!
Author: Justin Timberlake Publisher: Random House ISBN: 0753552183 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 297
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The International Bestseller 'I can't help that my music shows who I am in this moment, what I'm drawn to, what I'm wondering about. I don't want to help it. What you hear in the words, what you feel in those songs - that's what I was feeling when I wrote them. I want you to see me, just like I want to see you.' - Justin Timberlake In his first book, Justin Timberlake creates a characteristically dynamic experience, one that combines intimate reflections and observations on his life and work, with hundreds of candid photographs from his personal archives. He looks back on his childhood and his very early love of music, and reveals the inspiration behind many of his songs and albums. He explores his internal songwriting process, and his collaborations with other artists and directors. He also reflects on who he is, examining what makes him tick, speaking candidly about fatherhood, family, close relationships, struggles, and his search to find an inner calm and strength. This is the Prince of Pop as you've never seen him before.
Author: Amy Dresner Publisher: Hachette Books ISBN: 0316430927 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 255
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In the tradition of Blackout and Permanent Midnight, a darkly funny and revealing debut memoir of one woman's twenty-year battle with sex, drugs, and alcohol addiction, and what happens when she finally emerges on the other side. Growing up in Beverly Hills, Amy Dresner had it all: a top-notch private school education, the most expensive summer camps, and even a weekly clothing allowance. But at 24, she started dabbling in meth in San Francisco and unleashed a fiendish addiction monster. Soon, if you could snort it, smoke it, or have sex with, she did. Smart and charming, with Daddy's money to fall back on, she sort of managed to keep it all together. But on Christmas Eve 2011 all of that changed when, high on Oxycontin, she stupidly "brandished" a bread knife on her husband and was promptly arrested for "felony domestic violence with a deadly weapon." Within months, she found herself in the psych ward--and then penniless, divorced, and looking at 240 hours of court-ordered community service. For two years, assigned to a Hollywood Boulevard "chain gang," she swept up syringes (and worse) as she bounced from rehabs to halfway houses, all while struggling with sobriety, sex addiction, and starting over in her forties. In the tradition of Orange Is the New Black and Jerry Stahl's Permanent Midnight, Amy Dresner's My Fair Junkie is an insightful, darkly funny, and shamelessly honest memoir of one woman's battle with all forms of addiction, hitting rock bottom, and forging a path to a life worth living.
Author: Jodie Beau Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 46
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If you are a fan of dirty memes, you will love this coloring book! Coloring is what I do to clear my head when I feel anxious. Texting dirty memes is what I do when I feel lonely. So I put the two of those things together and created Color Me Bad! This book contains coloring pages combining the work of three different artists, so each page has its own unique style with a variety of coloring patterns. This is an ADULTS ONLY coloring book. While there is no nudity, there is plenty of sexual innuendo and curse words. Color Me Bad includes coloring pages based on phrases found on popular memes, such as: *Thanks for the bomb di*k *I need a cocktail. Hold the tail. *Hold my hand in public. Hold my throat in private. But touch my butt everywhere. This coloring book includes 21 pages - that's twenty all-occasion pages, plus a bonus Happy Birthday page! While it was mostly designed for couples to color and give to each other, and it leans very heavily toward appreciation of the male genitalia, more than half the pages are gender-neutral, and the book can be fun for all kinds of couples. Also makes a fun engagement or bachelorette gift!
Author: Jen DeLuca Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 198480538X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 338
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All's faire in love and war for two sworn enemies who indulge in a harmless flirtation in a laugh-out-loud rom-com from debut author Jen DeLuca. Emily knew there would be strings attached when she relocated to the small town of Willow Creek, Maryland, for the summer to help her sister recover from an accident, but who could anticipate getting roped into volunteering for the local Renaissance Faire alongside her teenaged niece? Or that the irritating and inscrutable schoolteacher in charge of the volunteers would be so annoying that she finds it impossible to stop thinking about him? The faire is Simon's family legacy and from the start he makes clear he doesn't have time for Emily's lighthearted approach to life, her oddball Shakespeare conspiracy theories, or her endless suggestions for new acts to shake things up. Yet on the faire grounds he becomes a different person, flirting freely with Emily when she's in her revealing wench's costume. But is this attraction real, or just part of the characters they're portraying? This summer was only ever supposed to be a pit stop on the way to somewhere else for Emily, but soon she can't seem to shake the fantasy of establishing something more with Simon or a permanent home of her own in Willow Creek.
Author: Jenine Zimmers Publisher: ISBN: 9781799265528 Category : Languages : en Pages : 26
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The Most Dramatic. Coloring Book. EVER!Color your way through all your favorite shocking moments in Bachelor history! This book includes 24 pages of coloring illustrations related to the hit TV show. Color Corinne and her nanny's cheesy pasta, Colton's dramatic jump over the wall, and fan favorite Demi, who's sure to make a splash on Bachelor in Paradise this summer! Enjoy lots of old favorites as well: gold-digging Trish, broken-foot Justin, and break-up special Jake and Vienna! And of course, the beloved host Chris Harrison. Color for the right reasons, everybody!The final page is a special bonus: A Bachelor drinking game! The perfect addition to your viewing parties. Makes a great gift for any member of Bachelor Nation -- let's all raise a glass to this coloring journey!
Author: Misty Copeland Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476737983 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 288
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Profiles the life and career of the professional ballerina, covering from when she began dance classes at age thirteen in an after-school community center through becoming the only African American soloist dancing with the American Ballet Theatre.
Author: Joanna Martine Woolfold Publisher: Taylor Trade Publications ISBN: 1589794184 Category : Body, Mind & Spirit Languages : en Pages : 549
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OVER HALF A MILLION COPIES SOLD! This is the classic guide to astrological history, legend, and practice! Readers will enjoy simple, computer-accurate planetary tables that allow anyone born between 1900 and 2100 to pinpoint quickly their sun and moon signs, discover their ascendants, and map out the exact positions of the planets at the time of their birth. In addition to revealing the planets' influence on romance, health, and career, The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need takes a closer look at the inner life of each sign. Celebrated astrologer Joanna Martine Woolfolk offers abundant insights on the personal relationships and emotional needs that motivate an individual, on how others perceive astrological types, and on dealing with the negative aspects of signs. Readers will also welcome the inclusion of new discoveries in astronomy. Lavishly illustrated and with an updated design, this new edition is an indispensable sourcebook for unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos through the twenty-first century and beyond.
Author: Carol Berkin Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt ISBN: 9780156028721 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 324
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Revisiting all the original documents and using her deep knowledge of eighteenth-century history and politics, Carol Berkin takes a fresh look at the men who framed the Constitution, the issues they faced, and the times they lived in. Berkin transports the reader into the hearts and minds of the founders, exposing their fears and their limited expectations of success.
Author: Francine Pascal Publisher: St. Martin's Press ISBN: 1429965207 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 304
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A New York Times Bestseller! “Before there was Gossip Girl, there was Sweet Valley High...Sweet Valley Confidential makes a compelling enough companion that we actually missed two subway stops because we were caught up in its frothy fun.” —Wall Street Journal Iconic and beloved identical twins Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield are all grown up, and navigating the very complicated world of work, love and betrayal in Francine Pascal's long-awaited return to Sweet Valley. What terrible secret has torn Jessica and Elizabeth apart? Ten years after Sweet Valley High, the Wakefield twins have had a falling out of epic proportions. When Jessica commits a complete and utter betrayal, Elizabeth flees to New York to escape the pain. Jessica remains in California, dealing with the fallout of her heart-wrenching choices. But with Elizabeth as her enemy, Sweet Valley is no longer the idyllic town of their youth. Elizabeth soon decides the only way to heal her broken heart is to get revenge for Jessica's duplicity. Always the "good" twin, Elizabeth about to turn the tables... Francine Pascal finally unfolds the continuing story of Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield—and the whole gang from Sweet Valley—that will delight and surprise the millions of fans of these beloved characters.
Author: Jodie Beau
Author: Jodie Beau
Author: Justin Timberlake
Author: Amy Dresner
Author: Jodie Beau
Author: Jen DeLuca
Author: Jenine Zimmers
Author: Misty Copeland
Author: Joanna Martine Woolfold
Author: Carol Berkin
Author: Francine Pascal