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Author: Rick Chowdry Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1662476035 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 56
Book Description
The world has become a very odd place to live in the last few decades, and it seems that there is incessant chaos coming at us from nearly every direction. Regardless of where we tune our televisions or our smartphones, there is no shortage of people anxious to drag us into an agreement with their opinions about all that is wrong and, by extension, how their position on a given issue is the correct one that all of us should subscribe to. Politicians, the media, the clergy, our neighbors, our friends, and our enemies all have something that needs adoption, and if we would just apologize and change our view, the world would be a better place. This book is an attempt by an average guy to cut through all of the crap that we are bombarded by to find the underlying problems that drive the chaos along with a simple solution that might change the world. The book is deliberately short, simple, and a little crude just like the human condition.
Author: Rick Chowdry Publisher: Page Publishing Inc ISBN: 1662476035 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 56
Book Description
The world has become a very odd place to live in the last few decades, and it seems that there is incessant chaos coming at us from nearly every direction. Regardless of where we tune our televisions or our smartphones, there is no shortage of people anxious to drag us into an agreement with their opinions about all that is wrong and, by extension, how their position on a given issue is the correct one that all of us should subscribe to. Politicians, the media, the clergy, our neighbors, our friends, and our enemies all have something that needs adoption, and if we would just apologize and change our view, the world would be a better place. This book is an attempt by an average guy to cut through all of the crap that we are bombarded by to find the underlying problems that drive the chaos along with a simple solution that might change the world. The book is deliberately short, simple, and a little crude just like the human condition.
Author: David Rosen Publisher: Crown ISBN: 076792794X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 242
Book Description
Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “The Bourne Identity”) Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in New York, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings he gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his long-time best friend and wingman Tina and sometimes alone, if not to get laid then at least to get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work. Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his favorite Dickies jeans. Many unanswered e-mails and text messages later, he is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants and how he is forced to face his immaturity—and mortality—are at the heart of this smart, raunchily comic and deeply affecting novel.
Author: Colleen Hoover Publisher: Grand Central Publishing ISBN: 153872474X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 295
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Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.
Author: Kristin Hannah Publisher: St. Martin's Press ISBN: 1429927844 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 532
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From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all—beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship—jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you—and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.
Author: White Cedar Publisher: Bambino ISBN: 9780692838532 Category : Languages : en Pages :
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Baby Don't Shit Your Pants is a children's book for adults. Sometimes potty training is overdue. In our story the protagonist is implored by his parents to complete his training. But the child resists. Illustrator Vivian Mineker shows us why the child is loath to part with his poo-poos; he's having too much fun with them.
Author: Peter Burns Publisher: Birlinn Ltd ISBN: 1915359163 Category : Sports & Recreation Languages : en Pages : 413
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From 1997 to 2003 England and Australia battled for domination of the rugby world in one of the greatest rivalries the sport has ever known. In The Men in the Arena, William Hill shortlisted authors Peter Burns and Tom English explore every aspect of the teams' journey to the 2003 Rugby World Cup final, telling the story primarily in the words of the protagonists at the centre of the battle. Featuring exclusive new interviews with players and coaches from both teams plus an array of superstars who faced them from New Zealand, Ireland, France, Wales and beyond, this is the inside story like it has never been told before.
Author: B. A. Brock Publisher: DSP Publications ISBN: 163476157X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 311
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The Godhead Epoch: Book One No one can outrun destiny or the gods. In Epiro, a kingdom in Greece, Perseus is prophesied to be a great demigod hero and king, with a legacy that will shape the world of Gaia. When he was born, his grandfather exiled him, and his mother brought them to Seriphos, where she created an academy for demigod youth. Perseus trains there and waits for the day when he will be able to take the throne of Argos. Despite potential future glory, Perseus’s fellow students think he is weak. By the time he reaches manhood, he has given up the hope of having any real friends, until Antolios, a son of Apollo, takes an unexpected interest in him. Perseus and Antolios fall in love, but Antolios knows it cannot last and leaves Seriphos. Perseus, grief-stricken and lonely, rebels against the Fates, thinking he can avoid the prophecy and live his own life. But when the gods find him, he is thrust into an epic adventure. With his divine powers, he fights gorgons and sea serpents, and battles against his darker nature. Perseus strives to be his own man… but the gods have other plans.
Author: Odette C. Bell Publisher: Odette C. Bell ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 548
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The complete My Immortal Soul series. Follow Celeste in her fight against evil in this three-book boxset. Celeste Ming’s no ordinary hero. She’s got one foot in the dark and one in the light. She's a hard-boiled private eye in Soullake City, and she specializes in finding lost souls. The city sits on top of a gate to Heaven and Hell, and it's up to her to ensure neither the light nor the dark spills through. She's got a problem, though. She made a deal with the Devil to access her immortal soul, and it now sits around her neck as a clockwork amulet. But in unlocking her soul, she unlocked her destiny, and both must now vie for control of the Harbinger. …. My Immortal Soul follows a kick-butt crime fighter and her demon nemesis vying for the truth in a twisted city with a worse fate. If you love your urban fantasies with action, wit, and a splash of romance, grab My Immortal Soul: The Complete Series today and soar free with an Odette C. Bell series.
Author: Sarah Colonna Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476771936 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 288
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New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.
Author: Kennedy Ryan Publisher: Scribechick Media, LLC ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 456
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★ RITA® Award Winner ★ A FORBIDDEN LOVE SET IN THE EXPLOSIVE WORLD OF THE NBA . . . Think you know what it's like being a baller's girl? You don't. My fairy tale is upside down. A happily never after. I kissed the prince and he turned into a fraud. I was a fool, and his love - fool's gold. Now there's a new player in the game, August West. One of the NBA's brightest stars. Fine. Forbidden. He wants me. I want him. But my past, my fraudulent prince, just won't let me go *Contains domestic/sexual abuse not involving the hero. Read reviews for guidance. Topics: free romance books, free romance novels, contemporary romance, freebie, sports romance, romance series, forbidden romance, fiction for women, free books for 2020, free books for adults, bestselling books, hot read, sensual novel, edgy romance, strong female stories, alpha male, dominant male, dominating hero, hot guy, racy, sexy, wealthy heroes, popular beach reads, best selling author, Kennedy Ryan, Bestselling author
Author: Rick Chowdry
Author: Rick Chowdry
Author: David Rosen
Author: Colleen Hoover
Author: Kristin Hannah
Author: White Cedar
Author: Peter Burns
Author: B. A. Brock
Author: Odette C. Bell
Author: Sarah Colonna
Author: Kennedy Ryan