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Author: Martin Bruckner Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 0761189149 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 231
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We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Author: Martin Bruckner Publisher: Workman Publishing ISBN: 0761189149 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 231
Book Description
We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Author: Whitley Cox Publisher: Whitley Cox ISBN: 1989081568 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 902
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She needs arm candy, he needs her insurance, but first, they need to drive across the country without killing each other. Eli Since the first day of kindergarten, I have hated Alexandra Hartford. And twenty-something years later that hasn’t changed. But she has. She’s still a tomboy with a chip on her shoulder, but now she’s a hot tomboy with a chip on her tattooed shoulder who can fight like a badass. I’d still rather have a bath with fire ants than spend ten days in a car with her, but she has something I need. Once the deal is done, we can go our separate ways. That is … if I want to. Alex Eli Evans is my nemesis. He blames me for his sister’s death, our parents’ divorces, and probably global warming, too. Why on Earth would I help him? Because he’s as easy on the eyes as he is the bane of my existence and I need a hot date to a wedding in San Diego. Can we drive across the country without me leaving him at a truck stop somewhere? I doubt it. But, I’m willing to try. Ten days in a car, a wedding, and a marriage of convenience, then I’m done with him forever. Right? keywords: enemies to lovers, forced proximity, step-brother, best friend's brother, road trip, marriage of convenience, fake fiance, fake releationship, bully romance, veterinarian, dog rescue, steamy, alpha hero, praise, good girl, tattooed heroine, hero needs surgery, yogi heroine
Author: Sean Michael Publisher: Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD) ISBN: 1784305111 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 146
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Toby and Damon's whirlwind romance continues, but can they find a balance between love and work? Do they even want to? Toby can scarcely believe that his life has changed so much in less than two weeks, but it has. His predictable little life has gone from routine to sexually adventurous in a matter of days. And to be honest, he wouldn't have it any other way. Damon's just as into Toby, more interested in exploring with his new lover than spending all his time at the bar. Luckily things are running fairly smoothly there with his hand only occasionally needed on the rudder. Their idyllic love affair has a few bumps to withstand, though, in the form of an intruder with a gun. Can Toby and Damon survive what happens next?
Author: Michael Brachman Publisher: Michael Brachman ISBN: 0984895337 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 348
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"Imagine waking up 14 centuries from now, only to discover that everything you know about the universe is wrong and you are nothing but a despised relic from the long-dead past. Rome's Revolution is an interstellar saga about a man from the 21st century and a woman from the 35th century who fight forces from the incomprehensibly large to the infinitesimally small, all intent on destroying mankind. Cinematic in scope, Rome's Revolution offers romance, comedy, heart-pounding thrills, suspense, 2legal3 time travel, and meticulously researched hard science. It is a love story and a culture clash that celebrates the triumph of the individual over a mass-mind that thinks it is infallible. Rome's Revolution has it all: robots, aliens, computers, genetic manipulation, spaceships that travel faster than light and some that travel a lot slower. Rome's Revolution chronicles the adventures of Rei Bierak, a twenty-something male from the very near future. Rei, along with 542 other humans, is frozen and launched in the Ark II toward the stars with the hope of establishing a colony on a habitable world in the Tau Ceti system. During Rei's long trip, modern civilization has collapsed, and society has reformed into a decidedly different model. The 24-chromosome mind-connected humans of the future called the Vuduri are efficient, indifferent, and emotionally deficient. The Vuduri have conquered faster-than-light travel and have established an outpost in the Pi3 Orionis system (aka Tabit) to study why certain stars are disappearing. Awakening 1388 years in the future, Rei meets Rome, a beautiful half-breed Vuduri woman, who is eventually ostracized for consorting with him. Rei and Rome are joined by OMCOM, a super-computer with delusions of omnipotence. Together, they fend off a hostile society, saboteurs, and technology indistinguishable from magic. The fate of humanity, perhaps even life itself, hangs in the balance. If you are looking for some science in your science fiction, this book is for you."--Amazon
Author: Leonard D. McKey Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1467856819 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 72
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A loving couple that done everything together through the time they were together and through his relationships he always put the Woman's pleasure first he would never force himself on any Woman he loved the Women and he was the type of Man that as when a Woman was in pain he was in pain also his pleasure was giving the Woman pleasure if the Woman wanted to please him in any special way it was fine but he got more pleasure giving pleasure.
Author: Art Marsicano Publisher: iUniverse ISBN: 1440109141 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 398
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A brilliant young man, Anthony Martino learned the ways of violence and Italian criminals early in life. Always deeply loving with friends and family and brutal with enemies, Martino hates his enemies with a white hot passion. In his part of the world, justice can be found only with a gun, knife, or a bomb. When Martino is asked to give a presentation about organized crime to a college class in the anthracite region of Pennsylvania, he is happy to accept. A former professor, Tony enjoys provoking thoughts and emotions in students. The same day he receives the professors request, he receives an e-mail message from a member of New York City's most powerful crime family requesting to see him. He also accepts this invitation. When Ernie Valadi, Martinos nemesis from high school, taunts him and accuses him of being a con man, Martino challenges him to a fight. Will this fight be any different from their past entanglements? To what extent will Martino extract his revenge? A deeply religious man, will Martino be forgiven for his sins? Is he correct in his assumption that Some Men Need Killing?
Author: W.C. Scott Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1543454801 Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 445
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Revenge turns deadly after a cocaine shipment hidden inside a load of Corvettes disappears . . . Super salesman Lucky Sullivan and Lt. Frank Brooks with the NH State Police play a dangerous game of cat and mouse. Things really heat up when Lucky gets fired from City Corvette for seducing a lawyers wife into buying the whole package. After a high-speed chase turns deadly, the old man and his associates, the Northern Kings, up the ante on Luckys head. Guns are drawn and bodies fly while ten cherry Corvettes come missing in the middle of the night Lieutenant Brooks turns up the heat trying to figure out what Lucky knows about the old mans operations. Without his help, he cant build a case. Nothing can stop Lucky from protecting his daughter, two thousand miles away. The race is on, down at Devils Highway.
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