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Author: Mark S. Waxman Publisher: Oghma Creative Media ISBN: 1633737500 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 227
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An overweight, self-deprecating, aspiring stand-up comedian, twelve-year-old Toby Baxter, amazingly fulfills his life’s dream to perform on national television. Toby Baxter is the funniest kid in school. He’s also the biggest. But Toby manages to keep most of his bullies at bay by telling hilarious fat jokes. Yet, just moments before fulfilling his dream to perform on The Tonight Show, Toby realizes how hurtful it is to make fun of himself and others struggling with weight issues. Thanks to the new girl in town, a near death experience, and his “support team,” Toby learns the importance of nutrition, exercise, and self-acceptance.
Author: Mark S. Waxman Publisher: Oghma Creative Media ISBN: 1633737500 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 227
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An overweight, self-deprecating, aspiring stand-up comedian, twelve-year-old Toby Baxter, amazingly fulfills his life’s dream to perform on national television. Toby Baxter is the funniest kid in school. He’s also the biggest. But Toby manages to keep most of his bullies at bay by telling hilarious fat jokes. Yet, just moments before fulfilling his dream to perform on The Tonight Show, Toby realizes how hurtful it is to make fun of himself and others struggling with weight issues. Thanks to the new girl in town, a near death experience, and his “support team,” Toby learns the importance of nutrition, exercise, and self-acceptance.
Author: David Friedman Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group ISBN: 1632996189 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 208
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For those who don’t enjoy going to the doctor or anybody who thinks of them as stuffy, stern, and no-nonsense, Dr. David Friedman is here to set you straight! In his new book, the award-winning, #1 bestselling author of Food Sanity: How to Eat in a World of Fads and Fiction shares some much-needed laughter during these stressful times. This hilarious collection of back-to-back puns, wit, cartoons, and rib-tickling true tales spans Dr. Friedman’s thirty years as a chiropractic neurologist. Laughter truly is the best medicine, and Funny Bones is the prescription you need. Each chapter will crack you up and reduce your stress, spasms, aches, and pains!
Author: Cozumel Publishing Company Publisher: ISBN: 9780692979303 Category : Austin (Tex.) Languages : en Pages : 160
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The Tex-Mex restaurant's famous marquee sign, whose black letters tell a new joke to passing motorists each day, is featured in "El Arroyo's Big Book of Signs: Volume One." 158 signs to enjoy8"x8" Hardback
Author: Elaine Benton Publisher: ISBN: 9781955149259 Category : Languages : en Pages : 136
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Celebrate the Extravagance of Turning 60: The Magical Age to Enjoy Every Little Thing That Makes You Happy Without Worrying About What People Will Think Why stress when you can be your powerful self when turning 60? Finally, it's time to take complete control of your life and learn to love everything about yourself. Amidst the chaos of life and hectic schedules, when was the last time you prioritized your dreams over your duties without worrying about the consequences it brings? If nothing rings a bell, now is the time to rejuvenate yourself by doing things that makes you feel happy. But here's the problem you face: With years of constant responsibilities, regulations, and routines, your brain resists following the path of change and stays ingrained in its existing habits. As a result, you are afraid to take the leap towards your freedom and ecstasy, which will eventually haunt a part of your heart for not making the most out of your precious life. But luckily for you, there's now a solution. Let me introduce you to this book with the thoughtful assortment of 60 simple but impactful things to do when you turn 60. A sneak peek of the ideas emphasized in this book: Travel to places you have never been to and let yourself be exposed to different cultures while engaging with strangers and experiencing new activities to start life anew. Revive an old hobby or start a new one, for it's never too late to read a new book, start a new blog, teach a class, or throw a grand party. Be practical and make preparations for the greater good. Make a will, enroll in a medicare plan, pay off debt, and start working out to get even more fit! Feed your spiritual side, and do something for others while expressing your thanks to all the people who made your life easier with their presence. And much, much more. Age is number only a number if you are determined to kickstart a new pursuit and enjoy your life to the fullest. If you're willing to embrace change and hit milestones on your 60th birthday, this book will get you started to your golden years. Scroll up, click on "Buy Now", and Get Your Copy Now!
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"Tracing the history and allure of the motorcycle, this book illustrates the diverse spectrum of bikes from the earliest prototypes to battery-powered machines of the modern age. It showcases motorcycles in all their forms, from humble scooters that offer mobility to the masses, the scrabblers and racers that delight enthusiasts, to the iconic choppers and cruisers that can cross continents"--Publisher's description.
Author: Dale Coyner Publisher: Motorbooks ISBN: 9780760366929 Category : Transportation Languages : en Pages : 0
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Whether considering an ocean-to-ocean cross-country journey, a vacation ride through the Canadian Rockies, a full-length tour of the Blue Ridge Parkway, or an ambitious Four-Corners ride, Motorcycle Journeys Through North America provides the "big-idea" guidance every rider needs to plan fun-filled motorcycle tours throughout the continental United States and Canada. Emphasis is placed on the very best roads, with expert advice on: When to go Which routes to select Areas to avoid Must-see attractions along the way Places to stay and eat You'll also find plenty of first-hand stories and hard-earned lessons from expert touring riders. The only question that will remain is, What are you waiting for?
Author: Dr. Guy Leschziner Publisher: St. Martin's Press ISBN: 125020271X Category : Health & Fitness Languages : en Pages : 288
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A renowned neurologist shares the true stories of people unable to get a good night’s rest in The Nocturnal Brain: Nightmares, Neuroscience, and the Secret World of Sleep, a fascinating exploration of the symptoms and syndromes behind sleep disorders. For Dr. Guy Leschziner’s patients, there is no rest for the weary in mind and body. Insomnia, narcolepsy, night terrors, apnea, and sleepwalking are just a sampling of conditions afflicting sufferers who cannot sleep—and their experiences in trying are the stuff of nightmares. Demoniac hallucinations frighten people into paralysis. Restless legs rock both the sleepless and their sleeping partners with unpredictable and uncontrollable kicking. Out-of-sync circadian rhythms confuse the natural body clock’s days and nights. Then there are the extreme cases. A woman in a state of deep sleep who gets dressed, unlocks her car, and drives for several miles before returning to bed. The man who has spent decades cleaning out kitchens while “sleep-eating.” The teenager prone to the serious, yet unfortunately nicknamed Sleeping Beauty Syndrome stuck in a cycle of excessive unconsciousness, binge eating, and uncharacteristic displays of aggression and hypersexuality while awake. With compassionate stories of his patients and their conditions, Dr. Leschziner illustrates the neuroscience behind our sleeping minds, revealing the many biological and psychological factors necessary in getting the rest that will not only maintain our physical and mental health, but improve our cognitive abilities and overall happiness.
Author: Katherine Applegate Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0062101986 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 305
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The #1 New York Times bestselling and Newbery Award-winning novel The One and Only Ivan is now a major motion picture streaming on Disney+ This unforgettable novel from renowned author Katherine Applegate celebrates the transformative power of unexpected friendship. Inspired by the true story of a captive gorilla known as Ivan, this illustrated book is told from the point of view of Ivan himself. Having spent twenty-seven years behind the glass walls of his enclosure in a shopping mall, Ivan has grown accustomed to humans watching him. He hardly ever thinks about his life in the jungle. Instead, Ivan occupies himself with television, his friends Stella and Bob, and painting. But when he meets Ruby, a baby elephant taken from the wild, he is forced to see their home, and his art, through new eyes. In the tradition of timeless stories like Charlotte's Web and Stuart Little, Katherine Applegate blends humor and poignancy to create an unforgettable story of friendship, art, and hope. The One and Only Ivan features first-person narrative; author's use of literary devices (personification, imagery); and story elements (plot, character development, perspective). This acclaimed middle grade novel is an excellent choice for tween readers in grades 5 to 8, for independent reading, homeschooling, and sharing in the classroom. Plus don't miss The One and Only Bob, Katherine Applegate's return to the world of Ivan, Bob, and Ruby!
Author: Stephenie Meyer Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers ISBN: 0316007722 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 425
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From evil vampires to a mysterious pack of wolves, new threats of danger and vengeance test Bella and Edward's romance in the second book of the irresistible Twilight saga. For Bella Swan, there is one thing more important than life itself: Edward Cullen. But being in love with a vampire is even more dangerous than Bella could ever have imagined. Edward has already rescued Bella from the clutches of one evil vampire, but now, as their daring relationship threatens all that is near and dear to them, they realize their troubles may be just beginning. Bella and Edward face a devastating separation, the mysterious appearance of dangerous wolves roaming the forest in Forks, a terrifying threat of revenge from a female vampire and a deliciously sinister encounter with Italy's reigning royal family of vampires, the Volturi. Passionate, riveting, and full of surprising twists and turns, this vampire love saga is well on its way to literary immortality. It's here! #1 bestselling author Stephenie Meyer makes a triumphant return to the world of Twilight with the highly anticipated companion, Midnight Sun: the iconic love story of Bella and Edward told from the vampire's point of view. "People do not want to just read Meyer's books; they want to climb inside them and live there." -- Time "A literary phenomenon." -- The New York Times
Author: David Mitchell Publisher: Random House ISBN: 158836528X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 306
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By the New York Times bestselling author of The Bone Clocks and Cloud Atlas | Longlisted for the Man Booker Prize Selected by Time as One of the Ten Best Books of the Year | A New York Times Notable Book | Named One of the Best Books of the Year by The Washington Post Book World, The Christian Science Monitor, Rocky Mountain News, and Kirkus Reviews | A Los Angeles Times Book Prize Finalist | Winner of the ALA Alex Award | Finalist for the Costa Novel Award From award-winning writer David Mitchell comes a sinewy, meditative novel of boyhood on the cusp of adulthood and the old on the cusp of the new. Black Swan Green tracks a single year in what is, for thirteen-year-old Jason Taylor, the sleepiest village in muddiest Worcestershire in a dying Cold War England, 1982. But the thirteen chapters, each a short story in its own right, create an exquisitely observed world that is anything but sleepy. A world of Kissingeresque realpolitik enacted in boys’ games on a frozen lake; of “nightcreeping” through the summer backyards of strangers; of the tabloid-fueled thrills of the Falklands War and its human toll; of the cruel, luscious Dawn Madden and her power-hungry boyfriend, Ross Wilcox; of a certain Madame Eva van Outryve de Crommelynck, an elderly bohemian emigré who is both more and less than she appears; of Jason’s search to replace his dead grandfather’s irreplaceable smashed watch before the crime is discovered; of first cigarettes, first kisses, first Duran Duran LPs, and first deaths; of Margaret Thatcher’s recession; of Gypsies camping in the woods and the hysteria they inspire; and, even closer to home, of a slow-motion divorce in four seasons. Pointed, funny, profound, left-field, elegiac, and painted with the stuff of life, Black Swan Green is David Mitchell’s subtlest and most effective achievement to date. Praise for Black Swan Green “[David Mitchell has created] one of the most endearing, smart, and funny young narrators ever to rise up from the pages of a novel. . . . The always fresh and brilliant writing will carry readers back to their own childhoods. . . . This enchanting novel makes us remember exactly what it was like.”—The Boston Globe “[David Mitchell is a] prodigiously daring and imaginative young writer. . . . As in the works of Thomas Pynchon and Herman Melville, one feels the roof of the narrative lifted off and oneself in thrall.”—Time
Author: Mark S. Waxman
Author: Mark S. Waxman
Author: David Friedman
Author: Cozumel Publishing Company
Author: Elaine Benton
Author: Mick Duckworth
Author: Dale Coyner
Author: Dr. Guy Leschziner
Author: Katherine Applegate
Author: Stephenie Meyer
Author: David Mitchell