Are you looking for read ebook online? Search for your book and save it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Download Top Twat Twit Tosh PDF full book. Access full book title Top Twat Twit Tosh by Paul Bowden. Download full books in PDF and EPUB format.
Author: Paul Bowden Publisher: Paul Bowden ISBN: 1463744153 Category : Computers Languages : en Pages : 176
Book Description
Social media ... perhaps the most pointless waste of time since the invention of the television. Yet unlike television, you don't just have to sit back and be on the receiving end of useless information and opinions. No, you can broadcast your own banality! Here is a book of the sort of tosh that social media fills our lives with (if we let it) ... and yet ... there is the occasional wise or useful snippet that almost makes you think social media could have some sort of useful contribution to make to life ... if only we could cut out 99% of the 'twats' and 99% of the 'twits' they send out!
Author: Phoenix Freebird A. Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1462836178 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 575
Book Description
Running from a mutinous crew, sucked through a wormhole like in a bad sci-fi movie and slowly running out of booze . . . and that’s just the beginning of this non-traditional story that starts off as a simple captain’s log book and evolves into something more like a really warped and twisted TV show in text. Follow the Captain and crew on a series of seemingly random adventures, where it’s obvious it’s not just the Captain who’s been drinking. At some point you may ask yourself, is all this just coincidence or is there something dark and annoying on the horizon? The Captain seems to have a drinking problem, the problem being he never has enough to drink and people from his past keep showing up and ruining his buzz / Akki a corrupted artificial intelligence who occasionally takes over the Captain’s log has his own plans, mostly self-serving ones because he has nothing better to do. The rest of the crew, pirates, hot chicks, robots and a foul beaked little space penguin round out the Drunken Space Pirates and with all the wise cracks and shots aimed at everyone and everything its clear the alcohol flows rather freely within the D.S.P. Many of the off the wall characters of the D.S.P. are walking guilty pleasures who say what they feel, do what they want and just generally give it to life, pop culture and the universe in general with both barrels . . . and occasionally fish...
Author: Paul Bowden Publisher: Paul Bowden ISBN: 1463744153 Category : Computers Languages : en Pages : 176
Book Description
Social media ... perhaps the most pointless waste of time since the invention of the television. Yet unlike television, you don't just have to sit back and be on the receiving end of useless information and opinions. No, you can broadcast your own banality! Here is a book of the sort of tosh that social media fills our lives with (if we let it) ... and yet ... there is the occasional wise or useful snippet that almost makes you think social media could have some sort of useful contribution to make to life ... if only we could cut out 99% of the 'twats' and 99% of the 'twits' they send out!
Author: Dee DeTarsio Publisher: Histria Books ISBN: 1592112889 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 224
Book Description
If you know the song, you know Brandy' s sailor loved the sea more than her. (The bastard.) Brandy, You' re a Fine Girl is historical fan fiction, celebrating the 50th Anniversary of the 1972 hit song. Brandy' s story doesn' t end when the music stops — her destiny is filled with adventure!Barmaid Brandy seizes on a plan to become that good wife and escape her life of drudgery. A pregnancy would be just the thing to get him to marry her. When that doesn' t work, she crosses paths with Elliot, a nobleman in need of a wife and heir by his fast-approaching 30th birthday, or else his inheritance will go to his scheming cousin Clarence.Once married, Elliot' s problems appear solved, and Brandy has a kind husband and a warm and comfy new home, even if it is full of Elliot' s odd band of friends. Everyone tries to get along and put up with Brandy' s strange cravings and profanity-laden drama, until they discover she was never really pregnant. When Elliot' s handsome best friend Beau shows up, Brandy promptly falls head over heels. She becomes pregnant, but will it be too late? Swearing she can live on love, Brandy dreams of running o? with Beau, until she discovers a shocking secret about her husband and his best friend.The #1 hit song, Brandy, You' re a Fine Girl, was written and composed by Elliot Lurie and recorded by his band, Looking Glass. Dee DeTarsio is an award-winning writer living in southern California.
Author: Karlon Douglas Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781792983399 Category : Languages : en Pages : 106
Book Description
Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!
Author: Nancy Weber Publisher: Open Road Media ISBN: 1504015290 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 336
Book Description
Single mother Jill Everts brings three-year-old Daisy to New York, hoping her daughter will make friends and forget about her imaginary ones. But Daisy’s new reality scares Jill even more than the precocious child’s fantasy world. When Daisy meets Stephanie, James, and Nick at a Central Park playground, they recognize each other although they’ve never met before. Some wild circuitry seems to kick in; the four kids connect so powerfully, they can move objects without touching them. They can maybe even bring back the dead. What is their mysterious link? Why is a super secret government agent convinced that Daisy is the perfect human being—and why should Jill allow him to tap into her little girl’s mind? Then there’s the wife of Jill’s lover—how far will she go to get her hands on Daisy? Although The Playgroup is about four extraordinary kids, it’s also about the dazzling potential in all three-year-olds. As every parent knows, only a gossamer wall stands between our hopes and fears for our children.
Author: Cheryl Strayed Publisher: Vintage ISBN: 0307949338 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 370
Book Description
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Soon to be a Hulu Original series • The internationally acclaimed author of Wild collects the best of The Rumpus's Dear Sugar advice columns plus never-before-published pieces. Rich with humor and insight—and absolute honesty—this "wise and compassionate" (New York Times Book Review) book is a balm for everything life throws our way. Life can be hard: your lover cheats on you; you lose a family member; you can’t pay the bills—and it can be great: you’ve had the hottest sex of your life; you get that plum job; you muster the courage to write your novel. Sugar—the once-anonymous online columnist at The Rumpus, now revealed as Cheryl Strayed, author of the bestselling memoir Wild—is the person thousands turn to for advice.
Author: Noël Coward Publisher: A&C Black ISBN: 1408145901 Category : Drama Languages : en Pages : 381
Book Description
The Complete Verse of Noël Coward brings together the three volumes of verse produced during his lifetime together with previously unpublished material for the very first time. For the legions of fans of The Master, this definitive collection of Coward's verse writings will prove irresistible. 'Throughout most of the years of my life, since approximately 1908, I have derived a considerable amount of private pleasure from writing verse . . . It is an inherent instinct in the English character.' Beginning with his youthful verse experiments, The Complete Verse arranges in themed chapters Coward's prolific public and personal verse writings. Chapters bring together his verse on a wide variety of subjects including war, the theatre, love, friends, travel, and God and the infinite. It features the satirical 'cod-pieces' - Chelsea Buns and Spangled Unicorn - and the verse collected in the 1967 volume Not Yet the Dodo. But alongside these are the verses sent to friends and family over many years, in letters, memos and cables, which paint a vivid portrait of his more private life and are published here for the first time. With a linking commentary by editor Barry Day and sprinkled with illustrations throughout, The Complete Verse offers to Coward readers further enjoyment and appreciation of his wit, insatiable interest in people and skilful rendering of his public and private lives.
Author: Allen Wyler Publisher: House of Stratus ISBN: 1938231163 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 404
Book Description
Neurosurgeon Tom McCarthy’s office is raided by two investigators seeking to arrest him for a crime he didn’t commit. A scuffle escalates, leaving one agent dead at the hands of the other, and McCarthy fleeing. With the CIA and Police closing in, McCarthy has to stay one step ahead, whilst also uncovering corruption of shocking dimensions.
Author: Paul Bowden
Author: Phoenix Freebird A.
Author: Paul Bowden
Author: Dee DeTarsio
Author: Karlon Douglas
Author: John Hardie
Author: 
Author: Nancy Weber
Author: Cheryl Strayed
Author: Noël Coward
Author: Allen Wyler