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Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781795049801 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
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Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but a name on his head. Literally. Can these insects help one another before it's too late? Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in. Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show! Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo? Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor, awesome illustrations and hidden jokes for Mom and Dad, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781795049801 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
Book Description
Dookie is a poop munching bug in need of cash. Pierre is a praying mantis with a mind for business but a name on his head. Literally. Can these insects help one another before it's too late? Dookie is far from a typical poop-rolling dung beetle. Disappointed he didn't get an iPoo for Christmas, Dookie needs to find a way to earn some dung dollars. After a failed business venture, Dookie's luck changes when a praying mantis moves in next door. The entrepreneurial mantis turns a local diarrhea outbreak into a poop theme park wonderland the dung beetle community can enjoy. So finally for Dookie, the cash is rolling in. Pierre is a praying mantis running from an arranged marriage. He hides among the dung beetles to save his head, but his problems worsen when he and Dookie are captured and thrown into a bug circus where the main event is a live praying mantis beheading, and Pierre's head is the star of the show! Can Dookie find a way to break out of the bug circus and save his friend's head? Will Dookie ever play Angry Turds on his own iPoo? Poop Fair is the fourth book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, gross-out humor, awesome illustrations and hidden jokes for Mom and Dad, then you'll love the latest book in Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Poop Fair and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: 9781798509081 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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He loves animal poop. She's a vegeturdian. Will these two dung beetles have their friendship destroyed over their poop ideology? Most dung beetles roll themselves a pooball and go home. Not Dookie. His junk-poop obsession knows no limits. But Dookie's poop freedoms are under threat. An aggressive plant-poop movement has swept across Poop Town, causing a health-poop craze that has divided the beetle community. Dookie and his best friend Turdy join the resistance by following Donald Dump to 'Make Poop Great Again.' But when the vegeturdian beetles deliberately constipate the jungle animals, a large-scale poo-manitarian crisis erupts, thrusting the dung beetles into the largest ever poop famine in history. Finding laxatives for the animals becomes a priority, and Dookie discovers a way: the all-jungle martial arts tournament where the booby prize is a lifetime supply of laxatives. Under the guidance of karate master Mr. Pooagi, Dookie-son trains to gain entry to the competition that he needs to lose. But losing won't be easy. Dookie is confronted with some kung-fu grasshoppers who need to be taught a lesson. Can Dookie lose to win? And if he does, will the animals take the laxatives to end the Great Constipation? Fake Poop is the third book in a series of comedic children's picture books. If you like clever wordplay, tongue-in-cheek humor, wonderful illustrations, and references only Mom and Dad will understand, then you'll love this installment of Damiano Bernardo's Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Fake Poop and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781794678248 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
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She needs an elephant pooball to lay her eggs. Her son eats dungballs like there's no tomorrow. Can he control his hunger so his Mom can give birth? Dookie is a well-meaning little dung beetle who gets easily distracted by anything poop related. His mother is about to lay eggs, so she sends Dookie off into the jungle to roll a dung ball. But while rolling the pooball home, Dookie and his friend Turdy accidentally eat the whole thing! Now the jungle is all out of poop and Mom is in labor--without a pooball! Can Dookie find an elephant pooball to redeem himself? Will he make it back in time to help his Mom? Need Poop is the first book in a series of funny children's picture books. If you like witty humor, cute characters and lots poop jokes, then you'll love Damiano Bernardo's Need Poop, the first book in the Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Need Poop for the whole family to enjoy today!
Author: Damiano Bernardo Publisher: ISBN: 9781794275867 Category : Languages : en Pages : 37
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One beetle needs to win his school back from gangsters. The other is trying to get rich on baby poop. Will these dung beetles help one another profit or perish? Dookie is a typical hungry young dung beetle who spends his day ordering poop from delivery services and attending stool school where he is the star student and the teacher's pet bug. So when Dookie forgets to lock the gates, Al Capoop and his gang transform the school into a poop casino, and Dookie is to blame. Now all the bugs are hating on the little beetle. Brownie is about to make a fortune on baby poop--dung beetle gold. He's planning to raid a hotel's diaper disposal bin, but he needs a partner for the dangerous mission. Then his little cousin walks through the door. Brownie agrees to rid the school of the gangsters if Dookie joins him on the diaper mission. As they pair up, the two poop eaters will have to face up to bandits, gangsters, and humans to accomplish the difficult operations. Will they get rich or squished? Uber Poops is the second book in a series of hilarious children's picture books. If you like laugh-out-loud humor, fast-paced storylines, and endless poop puns, then you'll love Damiano Bernardo's Uber Poops, the second book in the Dookie the Dung Beetle's Stinky Adventure series. Buy Uber Poops and laugh your way through story time today!
Author: Mark Pett Publisher: Roaring Brook Press ISBN: 1250859190 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 25
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In the vein of Please Don't Eat Me and We Don't Eat Our Classmates, I Eat Poop. by Mark Pett is a heartwarming and hilarious picture book about friendship, fitting in, and accepting each other's differences. Dougie has a secret: he’s not a ground beetle. He’s a dung beetle, and he loves eating poop. Dougie knows he should be proud. Dung beetles help process waste and do other extraordinary things! But Dougie also knows that if anyone at school saw his lunch, he’d be an outcast. One day, the lunchroom bugs out over a classmate eating poop, and Dougie must make a choice. Can he stand up for his friend—and for his true self? I Eat Poop. is packed with important social emotional learning themes and is great for classroom or at home discussion. Read I Eat Poop. for conversations about: - Bullying and being kind - Standing up for your friends and speaking up for your beliefs - Being proud of your culture and heritage - Embracing diversity and accepting and celebrating differences The book also includes incredible, STEM-related facts about bugs.
Author: Géraldine Collet Publisher: Schiffer Kids ISBN: 9780764363375 Category : Languages : en Pages : 32
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This clever picture book, sure to hook readers with the title alone, teaches the importance of everyone's role and the job they play for young readers ages 4 to 8, because devaluing and mocking others will land you in a whole load of POOP!
Author: Mike Barfield Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 153446722X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 132
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Packed with comics, diagrams, and “secret diaries,” this book is a wondrous, encyclopedic glance at a dizzying host of different things—from hearts to farts to coconuts—and makes a hilarious and informative guide for curious young readers. Join the hilarious exploration of “a day in the life” of nearly 100 things on Earth. Find out what exactly your tongue does all day long, how a Japanese knotweed destroys everything in its path, and why no two snowflakes are ever the same. From the gross and smelly to the beautiful and fascinating, this book is a treasure trove of entertaining information.
Author: Elif Batuman Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 014311106X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 465
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A New York Times Book Review Notable Book • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction • Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction “Easily the funniest book I’ve read this year.” —GQ “Masterly funny debut novel . . . Erudite but never pretentious, The Idiot will make you crave more books by Batuman.” —Sloane Crosley, Vanity Fair A portrait of the artist as a young woman. A novel about not just discovering but inventing oneself. The year is 1995, and email is new. Selin, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, arrives for her freshman year at Harvard. She signs up for classes in subjects she has never heard of, befriends her charismatic and worldly Serbian classmate, Svetlana, and, almost by accident, begins corresponding with Ivan, an older mathematics student from Hungary. Selin may have barely spoken to Ivan, but with each email they exchange, the act of writing seems to take on new and increasingly mysterious meanings. At the end of the school year, Ivan goes to Budapest for the summer, and Selin heads to the Hungarian countryside, to teach English in a program run by one of Ivan's friends. On the way, she spends two weeks visiting Paris with Svetlana. Selin's summer in Europe does not resonate with anything she has previously heard about the typical experiences of American college students, or indeed of any other kinds of people. For Selin, this is a journey further inside herself: a coming to grips with the ineffable and exhilarating confusion of first love, and with the growing consciousness that she is doomed to become a writer. With superlative emotional and intellectual sensitivity, mordant wit, and pitch-perfect style, Batuman dramatizes the uncertainty of life on the cusp of adulthood. Her prose is a rare and inimitable combination of tenderness and wisdom; its logic as natural and inscrutable as that of memory itself. The Idiot is a heroic yet self-effacing reckoning with the terror and joy of becoming a person in a world that is as intoxicating as it is disquieting. Batuman's fiction is unguarded against both life's affronts and its beauty--and has at its command the complete range of thinking and feeling which they entail. Named one the best books of the year by Refinery29 • Mashable One • Elle Magazine • The New York Times • Bookpage • Vogue • NPR • Buzzfeed •The Millions
Author: Julia Gran Publisher: ISBN: 9780439676090 Category : Bees Languages : en Pages : 0
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When bees suddenly start buzzing through her classroom, Prunella must use her buggy know-how to save the day. Young readers won't be able to resist this book's intriguing bug facts, jaunty read-aloud text, and whimsical illustrations. "This plucky heroine is sure to be an inspiration to every girl with an interest that is outside the norm." - Kirkus Reviews "[A] clever introduction to entomology." - School Library Journal
Author: Piotr Naskrecki Publisher: Harvard University Press ISBN: 9780674019157 Category : Nature Languages : en Pages : 296
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People Saving Their Trees in Hurricane Sandy will raise funds for charities to plant trees in stricken areas. Read inspiring, heartfelt, and heroic stories from people who used the Tree Whispering Storm Prep Whispers to help their trees survive Hurricane Sandy and to empower themselves in the face of disaster.
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Author: Damiano Bernardo
Author: Mark Pett
Author: Géraldine Collet
Author: Mike Barfield
Author: Elif Batuman
Author: Julia Gran
Author: Piotr Naskrecki