Author: Crazy Tired Beetches
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790450244
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Another Fucking Shit List
Author: Crazy Tired Beetches
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790450244
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781790450244
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Before We Were Strangers
Author: Renée Carlino
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501105787
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320
Book Description
From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501105787
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 320
Book Description
From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Fuck Off, Seriously, Fuck Off
Author: Juto Note
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781790297276
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift!This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 110 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781790297276
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 110
Book Description
It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift!This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 110 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)
Olga Dies Dreaming
Author: Xochitl Gonzalez
Publisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 1250786193
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 349
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK · WINNER OF THE BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY PRIZE • INTERNATIONAL LATINO BOOK AWARD FINALIST A blazing talent debuts with the tale of a status-driven wedding planner grappling with her social ambitions, absent mother, and Puerto Rican roots—all in the wake of Hurricane Maria NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: Kirkus, Washington Post, TIME, NPR, Vogue, Esquire, Book Riot, Goodreads, EW, Reader's Digest, and more! "Don’t underestimate this new novelist. She’s jump-starting the year with a smart romantic comedy that lures us in with laughter and keeps us hooked with a fantastically engaging story." —The Washington Post It's 2017, and Olga and her brother, Pedro “Prieto” Acevedo, are boldfaced names in their hometown of New York. Prieto is a popular congressman representing their gentrifying Latinx neighborhood in Brooklyn, while Olga is the tony wedding planner for Manhattan’s power brokers. Despite their alluring public lives, behind closed doors things are far less rosy. Sure, Olga can orchestrate the love stories of the 1 percent but she can’t seem to find her own. . . until she meets Matteo, who forces her to confront the effects of long-held family secrets. Olga and Prieto’s mother, Blanca, a Young Lord turned radical, abandoned her children to advance a militant political cause, leaving them to be raised by their grandmother. Now, with the winds of hurricane season, Blanca has come barreling back into their lives. Set against the backdrop of New York City in the months surrounding the most devastating hurricane in Puerto Rico’s history, Xochitl Gonzalez’s Olga Dies Dreaming is a story that examines political corruption, familial strife, and the very notion of the American dream—all while asking what it really means to weather a storm.
Publisher: Flatiron Books
ISBN: 1250786193
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 349
Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A NEW YORK TIMES NOTABLE BOOK · WINNER OF THE BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY PRIZE • INTERNATIONAL LATINO BOOK AWARD FINALIST A blazing talent debuts with the tale of a status-driven wedding planner grappling with her social ambitions, absent mother, and Puerto Rican roots—all in the wake of Hurricane Maria NAMED ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: Kirkus, Washington Post, TIME, NPR, Vogue, Esquire, Book Riot, Goodreads, EW, Reader's Digest, and more! "Don’t underestimate this new novelist. She’s jump-starting the year with a smart romantic comedy that lures us in with laughter and keeps us hooked with a fantastically engaging story." —The Washington Post It's 2017, and Olga and her brother, Pedro “Prieto” Acevedo, are boldfaced names in their hometown of New York. Prieto is a popular congressman representing their gentrifying Latinx neighborhood in Brooklyn, while Olga is the tony wedding planner for Manhattan’s power brokers. Despite their alluring public lives, behind closed doors things are far less rosy. Sure, Olga can orchestrate the love stories of the 1 percent but she can’t seem to find her own. . . until she meets Matteo, who forces her to confront the effects of long-held family secrets. Olga and Prieto’s mother, Blanca, a Young Lord turned radical, abandoned her children to advance a militant political cause, leaving them to be raised by their grandmother. Now, with the winds of hurricane season, Blanca has come barreling back into their lives. Set against the backdrop of New York City in the months surrounding the most devastating hurricane in Puerto Rico’s history, Xochitl Gonzalez’s Olga Dies Dreaming is a story that examines political corruption, familial strife, and the very notion of the American dream—all while asking what it really means to weather a storm.
Carpe F*cking Diem Journal
Author: Sourcebooks
Publisher: Calendars & Gifts to Swear by
ISBN: 9781728221175
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.
Publisher: Calendars & Gifts to Swear by
ISBN: 9781728221175
Category : Games & Activities
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.
My Wedding Shit
Author: Wedding Planner Press
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781096899099
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781096899099
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
My Wedding Shit is an irreverent wedding planner for the sarcastic bride to be. A potty mouthed and practical, portable wedding planner notebook for the new fiance. Use for wedding ideas, thoughts, notes, plans, guest lists, seating arrangements, booking catering, dj, photographers, florists, cake, to do lists, and everything else that you need to plan a successful wedding!. 110 pages of planning and organization. Funny engagement present for the bride. Makes a great bride-to-be present for a bridal shower or wedding announcement. This soft bound matte cover planner will be your go-to for organizing your big day. The large 8.5x11 size that gives you plenty of space to note all your important info! With a swear-y words and romantic rose theme, this is a fun way to kick off the planning for the big event.
Bad with Money
Author: Gaby Dunn
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 150117634X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 304
Book Description
“Humorous and forthright...[Gaby] Dunn makes facing money issues seem not only palatable but possibly even fun....Dunn’s book delivers.” —Publishers Weekly The beloved writer-comedian expands on his popular podcast with an engaging and empowering financial literacy book for Millennials and Gen Z. In the first episode of his Bad With Money podcast, Gaby Dunn asked patrons at a coffee shop two questions: First, what’s your favorite sex position? Everyone was game to answer, even the barista. Then, she asked how much money was in their bank accounts. People were aghast. “That’s a very personal question,” they insisted. And therein lies the problem. Dunn argues that our inability to speak honestly about money is our #1 barrier to understanding it, leading us to feel alone, ashamed, and anxious, which in turns makes us feel even more overwhelmed by it. In Bad With Money, he reveals the legitimate, systemic reasons behind our feeling of helplessness when it comes to personal finance, demystifying the many signposts on the road to getting our financial sh*t together, like how to choose an insurance plan or buy a car, sign up for a credit card or take out student loans. He speaks directly to her audience, offering advice on how to make that #freelancelyfe work for you, navigate money while you date, and budget without becoming a Nobel-winning economist overnight. Even a topic as notoriously dry as money becomes hilarious and engaging in the hands of Dunn, who weaves his own stories with the perspectives of various comedians, artists, students, and more, arguing that—even without selling our bodies to science or suffering the indignity of snobby thrift shop buyers—we can all start taking control of our financial futures.
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 150117634X
Category : Business & Economics
Languages : en
Pages : 304
Book Description
“Humorous and forthright...[Gaby] Dunn makes facing money issues seem not only palatable but possibly even fun....Dunn’s book delivers.” —Publishers Weekly The beloved writer-comedian expands on his popular podcast with an engaging and empowering financial literacy book for Millennials and Gen Z. In the first episode of his Bad With Money podcast, Gaby Dunn asked patrons at a coffee shop two questions: First, what’s your favorite sex position? Everyone was game to answer, even the barista. Then, she asked how much money was in their bank accounts. People were aghast. “That’s a very personal question,” they insisted. And therein lies the problem. Dunn argues that our inability to speak honestly about money is our #1 barrier to understanding it, leading us to feel alone, ashamed, and anxious, which in turns makes us feel even more overwhelmed by it. In Bad With Money, he reveals the legitimate, systemic reasons behind our feeling of helplessness when it comes to personal finance, demystifying the many signposts on the road to getting our financial sh*t together, like how to choose an insurance plan or buy a car, sign up for a credit card or take out student loans. He speaks directly to her audience, offering advice on how to make that #freelancelyfe work for you, navigate money while you date, and budget without becoming a Nobel-winning economist overnight. Even a topic as notoriously dry as money becomes hilarious and engaging in the hands of Dunn, who weaves his own stories with the perspectives of various comedians, artists, students, and more, arguing that—even without selling our bodies to science or suffering the indignity of snobby thrift shop buyers—we can all start taking control of our financial futures.
The 2030 Spike
Author: Colin Mason
Publisher: Routledge
ISBN: 1136555110
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
The clock is relentlessly ticking! Our world teeters on a knife-edge between a peaceful and prosperous future for all, and a dark winter of death and destruction that threatens to smother the light of civilization. Within 30 years, in the 2030 decade, six powerful 'drivers' will converge with unprecedented force in a statistical spike that could tear humanity apart and plunge the world into a new Dark Age. Depleted fuel supplies, massive population growth, poverty, global climate change, famine, growing water shortages and international lawlessness are on a crash course with potentially catastrophic consequences. In the face of both doomsaying and denial over the state of our world, Colin Mason cuts through the rhetoric and reams of conflicting data to muster the evidence to illustrate a broad picture of the world as it is, and our possible futures. Ultimately his message is clear; we must act decisively, collectively and immediately to alter the trajectory of humanity away from catastrophe. Offering over 100 priorities for immediate action, The 2030 Spike serves as a guidebook for humanity through the treacherous minefields and wastelands ahead to a bright, peaceful and prosperous future in which all humans have the opportunity to thrive and build a better civilization. This book is powerful and essential reading for all people concerned with the future of humanity and planet earth.
Publisher: Routledge
ISBN: 1136555110
Category : Law
Languages : en
Pages : 256
Book Description
The clock is relentlessly ticking! Our world teeters on a knife-edge between a peaceful and prosperous future for all, and a dark winter of death and destruction that threatens to smother the light of civilization. Within 30 years, in the 2030 decade, six powerful 'drivers' will converge with unprecedented force in a statistical spike that could tear humanity apart and plunge the world into a new Dark Age. Depleted fuel supplies, massive population growth, poverty, global climate change, famine, growing water shortages and international lawlessness are on a crash course with potentially catastrophic consequences. In the face of both doomsaying and denial over the state of our world, Colin Mason cuts through the rhetoric and reams of conflicting data to muster the evidence to illustrate a broad picture of the world as it is, and our possible futures. Ultimately his message is clear; we must act decisively, collectively and immediately to alter the trajectory of humanity away from catastrophe. Offering over 100 priorities for immediate action, The 2030 Spike serves as a guidebook for humanity through the treacherous minefields and wastelands ahead to a bright, peaceful and prosperous future in which all humans have the opportunity to thrive and build a better civilization. This book is powerful and essential reading for all people concerned with the future of humanity and planet earth.
Shit I Can't Remember
Author: Phil D Organizers
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781095625095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781095625095
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 100
Book Description
Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women
Author: Crazy Beetches
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781725628359
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781725628359
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 152
Book Description
Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.