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Author: Allan Wood Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1467014923 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 430
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These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
Author: Allan Wood Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1467014923 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 430
Book Description
These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
Author: Noel Hynd Publisher: Macmillan ISBN: 9780765306128 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 444
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It is early summer of 2009, an uneasy time in the American capital. Washington is tense over a showdown between the United States and the new ruler of Libya. Laura Chapman is a U.S. Secret Service agent assigned to the White House. She is quirky, solitary, and frequently unorthodox. She is sexy and fit, adept with a pistol as well as with a hundred-pound Everlast bag. But she is also a brilliant intelligence analyst. That’s why she has been assigned to the Presidential Protection Detail for the past eleven years. The CIA assigns Laura to a case that borders on the unthinkable: an assassination plot against the new president. Shockingly, the trigger man will be a member of the United States Secret Service. Since the CIA knows that the assassin is male, Laura is not a suspect. The odds are heavily against her locating an alleged assassin within the Service, and even more heavily against her surviving the assignment. Beyond that, problems abound: First, because of her age and gender, members of the Service as well as agents in the CIA and FBI are waiting for her to fail. Second, Laura’s personal life is in disarray, and her secret drinking is about to get out of hand. Third, the hit is scheduled to take place on July 4, 2009, in the Oval Office. Less than two weeks from now. As her investigation proceeds, Laura cannot shake the suspicion that there are things she has not been told, that she is being set up. . . . In her increasingly frequent moments of paranoia, she wonders: Am I going to be the new Lee Harvey Oswald?
Author: J.S. Snow Publisher: JBSTSP Books Ltd ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 2296
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None of us are immune from a particular course of action in this lifetime, it surrounds us and is a constant presence. It all began with Eve in the garden and forever reminds us, it’s tough to resist. Our choices in this lifetime define who we are and how we are to be remembered, and Alex’s journey continues with five tattooed, foul mouthed, sexy and talented men comprising of the greatest Heavy-Metal band in the world. New surprises unfold with this gregarious bunch and even bigger choices now have to be made. When it comes down to it, it’s a huge bite of the apple for some, but for Alex, could it be too much? Succumbing and giving in to the urge to do the opposite of what you believe in is the ultimate test and for most, the easy way out. This continues to be Alex’s story, these continue to be her choices and now she comes face to face with… TEMPTATION Temptation is Book 4 in the Metal Prodigy Series and should be read after Redemption Book 1, Resurrection Book 2 and Reconciliation Book 3. The author also recommends reading Trepidation, the first novella in the series released after Book 2 as several references are made relating to it in this book. 199,171 Words
Author: C. R. Clarke Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd ISBN: 180514653X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 241
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Unbeknownst to him, a chance discovery of something unimaginable will steer Detective Patrick Gutteridge’s life down a path littered with memories of his past, memories he’s spent a decade trying to forget.
Author: Chuck Klosterman Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0743293789 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 435
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Coming off the breakthrough success of Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs and Killing Yourself to Live, bestselling pop culture guru Chuck Klosterman assembles his best work previously unavailable in book form—including the groundbreaking 1996 piece about his chicken McNuggets experiment, his uncensored profile of Britney Spears, and a previously unpublished short story—all recontextualized in Chuck’s unique voice with new intros, outros, segues, and masterful footnotes. Chuck Klosterman IV consists of three parts: Things That Are True—Profiles and trend stories: Britney Spears, Radiohead, Billy Joel, Metallica, Val Kilmer, Bono, Wilco, the White Stripes, Steve Nash, Morrissey, Robert Plant—all with new introductions and footnotes. Things That Might Be True—Opinions and theories on everything from monogamy to pirates to robots to super people to guilt, and (of course) Advancement—all with new hypothetical questions and footnotes. Something That Isn’t True At All—This is old fiction. There’s a new introduction, but no footnotes. Well, there’s a footnote in the introduction, but none in the story.
Author: Anna Smith Publisher: Quercus ISBN: 1529430321 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1338
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Read the entire Kerry Casey series in one value-for-money volume. Enjoy four action-packed gangland thrillers starring Glasgow's newest and toughest gang leader, Kerry Casey. Though Kerry had no plans to become the head of her family's criminal empire, tragedy strikes and she is left alone to pick up the pieces. Join Kerry in her quest to put her family on the right side of the law. She'll face countless opponents on the way, but she'll do whatever it takes to settle the score and keep those around her safe. She's had everything taken from her, including her freedom, and now someone's going to pay. Praise for the Kerry Casey Series 'Gritty, hard-edged, not for the faint-hearted' Sunday Mirror 'Chilling and compelling' Kimberly Chambers 'Provocative, shocking and utterly harrowing' Daily Record
Author: Amy J. Heart Publisher: Amy J. Heart ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1106
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LOVING L L: Love is torture. Love is pain. Until the right person at the wrong time changes everything. From living on the streets to a life of luxury, things are finally looking up for me. Then I meet Eden. Sweet. Beautiful. Everything I ever dreamed of...and controlled by the monster who hides in the shadows of my past. Blackmail. Corruption. Even murder. Am I prepared to do the unthinkable to keep her safe? Damn right I am. I don't want to love her. She should run from me. Fast. But I can't seem to let her go. This book deals with dark subjects that some may find triggering. * Hero suffered physical abuse as an adolescent. * Flashbacks to emotional abuse. TEMPTING IVY Nico: Ivy doesn’t believe in fated love or dating younger guys, especially ones that sing in bands. What might people think of her? Me? I don’t give a damn. To say I'm confident is an understatement. Any woman I want is mine. But from the moment this girl looks at me with her big stormy eyes, I’m done for. She thinks I’m too young, but I know I’m her man. And now I’ve got a brand-new hobby—tempting Ivy every chance I get. SAVING SOUTH South: With my band’s album skyrocketing up the charts, the last thing I want is a girlfriend. And I sure as hell don’t do love. But Mia won’t stop staring at me with those big beautiful eyes. She doesn’t know how damaged I am. How unworthy of her devotion. To protect her, I must do my best to ignore her. Until the night I make a terrible mistake. And now she’s all I think about. Mia: One glimpse of South’s photo and it’s a serious case of insta-lust. Then I meet him in person, and all bets are off. I’m determined to make the blue-eyed rocker mine. At least for a night or two. But who knew that he’d want everything? Except the secret I vow to keep from him. Even it breaks our hearts. If you love tales of damaged heroes with lots of heart, angst, and steam, then this series is for you!
Author: E.M. Scott Publisher: Bedford Square Publishers ISBN: 1835010296 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 311
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It appeared that Helen McAllister – for whatever reason – had simply got out of the car sometime the previous morning, taking her keys and bag and phone with her, and walked away... Ten years later there has been no trace found of the teacher who went missing from a small village on the last day of the school year. Her lover Alice Hauser's accusations of impropriety on the part of the senior investigating officer, DI Thomas Maitland, led to his early retirement, his life in disrepair. Maitland now lives alone, consumed with grief over the death of his wife two years ago. Then he's involved in a road accident in which a man is killed. The victim's twin, John, is convinced that Maitland is to blame for his brother's death. And when John meets Alice, they are determined that Maitland should pay the price they demand of him...
Author: Patrick Kincaid Publisher: Unbound Publishing ISBN: 1911586998 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 303
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The Continuity Girl is centred on the supposed discovery of an uncut print of Billy Wilder’s celebrated film, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970). It begins in the run up to 2014’s Scottish independence referendum, when Gemma MacDonald, a London-based Film Studies lecturer of Scottish heritage, is tasked with presenting the new print at a festival screening in Inverness. She seeks out April Korzeniowski, the movie’s Californian continuity supervisor (NB—in reality, this role fell to Elaine Schreyeck, whose remarkable career deserves another and quite different book). We then switch to 1969 and learn of the affair that develops between April and a young English scientist, Jim Outhwaite. Jim is a member of the Loch Ness Research Group, and thus a dedicated seeker of evidence for the Loch Ness monster. But in life, as in a Billy Wilder movie, nothing goes to plan and nobody is quite who they seem. While men are landing on the moon and the 1960s approaches its bitter, gloriously sound-tracked end, fault lines begin to appear between the director and his stars, between Jim and his colleagues (and their wives), and between lovers brought together by extreme circumstances. It’s a long wait for golden time to alight on Urquhart Castle, and when it does, the moment must be snatched before it’s gone...
Author: Dinah May Publisher: Biteback Publishing ISBN: 1849548242 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 345
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They say you can tell a lot about a person from how they treat their employees. In the case of Michael Winner, the relationship with his personal assistant, Dinah May, tells us a great deal indeed. In his life, Winner was known publicly as many things: a director, producer and the outspoken food critic who could make or break a restaurant with just a few choice words in his compelling Sunday Times 'Winner's Dinners' column. But behind the opulence and charm, the glamour and the glitz, lies the explosive untold story of fiery outbursts and scorching tirades, brought to life here in vivid colour by the one woman who remained a constant in his life. Impulsive, unpredictable and obsessed with the spotlight, though generous, witty and unshakably loyal - if life alongside Winner was to be at the centre of a storm, on a constant roller coaster, then Dinah May was at its epicentre and holding on for dear life. For thirty years the former Miss Great Britain was by Winner's side, on film sets, studios, abroad with famous friends or at his home, witnessing first-hand the two very different sides of his life, character and temperament. It was with Michael's blessing, and, indeed, encouragement, that she leave nothing out from their story ('Tell them everything') and in this affectionate but candid, no-holds-barred exposé, Dinah certainly doesn't disappoint...
Author: Allan Wood
Author: Allan Wood
Author: Noel Hynd
Author: J.S. Snow
Author: C. R. Clarke
Author: Chuck Klosterman
Author: Anna Smith
Author: Amy J. Heart
Author: E.M. Scott
Author: Patrick Kincaid
Author: Dinah May