Forgive Me Father, for I Have Grinned PDF Download

Author: V. N. Phillips
Publisher: The Overmountain Press
ISBN: 9781570723001
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 196

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Religious gaffes are served up in a family-friendly style in this riotous collection of bona fide stories and puns related to traditions of worship. Amusing anecdotes of comical church incidents are featured, as are examples of Christians who have been given the boot for poorly chosen words uttered in front of their congregations. A section on cemeteries looks at bizarre, witty, and often brazenly frank tombstone inscriptions such as "He was so cold natured / Warm in life he was not. / Now it is believed he's very warm, / In a place where it's very hot!"—and, if possible, the people and stories behind them.

Author: Mary Sweere
Publisher: Author House
ISBN: 1463438230
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 482

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When Harry Scarley is given a second chance to rebuild his shattered life, little does he realize he is about to encounter two extraordinary people who will dramatically impact his life forever. David Sullivan is a prodigal son who returns to Minneapolis to become the owner of a multi-million dollar glass company and continue his father's legacy of providing employment for people whose lives have been derailed by unfortunate circumstances. Partially blind Annie Bennett, David's personal assistant, possesses the uncanny ability to see the paranormal and "read" others. As their friendships grow and their lives appear to be settling into all they had hoped and dreamed of, they are soon forced to realize the best laid plans can be blindsided by seemingly random acts of evil. Evil with deadly and devastating effects not only for themselves, but for those they love...

Author: Gene Ervin
Publisher: Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN: 1634132505
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 631

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Emma Platt, PhD in Paranormal Psychology, has spent her entire career attempting to prove the existence of vampires. A mockery of the medical community, she has never found even the slightest hint of credible evidence until the mysterious circumstances surrounding a students suicide lead her to untold horrors.

Author: Simon Goodway
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 1326482858
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 256

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David Grange has no reason to live. His life's a mess and Elizabeth doesn't love him. But a long time ago, he made her a promise, and he can't keep it if he's dead. Fate has given David a fresh start, and a chance to help the girl he loves. But when does 'help' become harassment? When does love become obsession? Is David even capable of telling the difference? And what do you do for a living if you don't exist? Elizabeth couldn't be happier that her stalker has plunged to a bloody death. But if David's really dead, who's been performing nocturnal car repairs and filming her undress? And how could it be possible that her problems are about to get even worse?

Author: Rebecca Hunt
Publisher: Dial Press
ISBN: 0679604340
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 258

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July 1964. Chartwell House, Kent: Winston Churchill wakes at dawn. There’s a dark, mute “presence” in the room that focuses on him with rapt concentration. It’s Mr. Chartwell. Soon after, in London, Esther Hammerhans, a librarian at the House of Commons, goes to answer the door to her new lodger. Through the glass she sees a vast silhouette the size of a mattress. It’s Mr. Chartwell. Charismatic, dangerously seductive, Mr. Chartwell unites the eminent statesman at the end of his career and the vulnerable young woman. But can they withstand Mr. Chartwell’s strange, powerful charms and his stranglehold on their lives? Can they even explain who or what he is and why he has come to visit? In this utterly original, moving, funny, and exuberant novel, Rebecca Hunt explores how two unlikely lives collide as Mr. Chartwell’s motives are revealed to be far darker and deeper than they at first seem.

Author: C S Bergh
Publisher: WestBow Press
ISBN: 1490814981
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 487

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The amazing world of Antediluvia will come to life for you as C S Bergh brings physical research together with imagination and her own life beliefs to give voice to Japeth, the elder son of Noah. Witness the amazing creatures, vivid characters, and incredible circumstances as the World that Was races wildly to destruction! Observe dinosaurs, dragons, telekinesis, teleportation, telepathy and myriad other skills, beasts, and protagonists while the original inhabitants of this earth make the choice to fail or prevail as they experience life challenges and crises we each face today.

Author: David B. Coe
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1429911069
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 510

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The Forelands are at war. The magic-wielding Qirsi and their Eandi masters have mobilized their forces. The Eandi have had to look beyond past differences to make alliances for the sake of the future, praying it isn't too late for them to change the outcome of the war. Tavis, an Eandi prince who was framed for murdering the princess to whom he was pledged, and endured torture before winning his freedom, has at last avenged her death. Still, the murder and its aftermath have brought war to the Forelands just as the Qirsi conspirators who bought his love's blood had intended. Now Tavis and Grinsa, a Qirsi shaper with more powers than he reveals, who saved Tavis when nobody else would believe his innocence, venture across the Forelands, risking death to help save the land they love . . . A powerful Qirsi weaver has brought this terrible war to the land, bending the minds of those he controls and of his enemies in an effort to forge alliances and mobilize forces to destroy the Eandi. His powerful magical ability estranges lovers, betrays leaders, and wreaks murder and death throughout the land. But even with his powerfully malign intelligence, he underestimates the mettle of his opponents. In a psychological duel with Grinsa, the Weaver's formidable powers are sorely tested. Grinsa withstands the Weaver's most powerful attacks at nearly the expense of his own life, and in the process discovers the Weaver's identity. Will Grinsa's challenge to the Weaver spell the end of the Weaver's reign of doom? Or has Grinsa's discovery come too late to help the Eandi cause? The answers lie in the growing war that may sunder the Forelands forever.

Author: Victoria Christopher Murray
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416547371
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 499

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After breaking up her best friend's marriage by seducing her husband, Jasmine Larson takes up an insincere Christian lifestyle in New York, becomes engaged to a minister, and discovers she is pregnant with another man's child.

Author: James Peet
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 164440060X
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 204

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A visionary work from one of the most distinctive voices in independent literary fiction, The Ghosts of Hawthorn, Missouri takes James Peet's poetic prose and razor-sharp perceptivity into themes of identity, oppression, survival, and love, and blends them together to craft a story that is both accessible and esoteric. The first stand-alone novel in his Heroes of Hawthorn anthology, Peet recounts the victories and tragedies in the small town of Hawthorn, Missouri, and one boy's search for a sense of self through friendship. Eric Redmond and Daniel Wright were two adopted brothers who grew up together, and died a world apart. They met in the middle of an American heartland that seemed perpetually in decline: shambolic trailer parks, a meth epidemic, and indifference between neighbors, but with the refuge of religion. Here, communities of blue-collar workers resigned to a lifetime of beige depression, themselves descendants of two centuries of cultural calamities, armed only with the faint hope of one day living their dreams. They give up their anxieties and weekly tithes to the Lord as well as to a charismatic pastor, Eric's father Harold Redmond. On the surface, it seems Father Redmond leads Hawthorn to the prosperity of which the townsfolk had always dreamed. However, every dwelling has its secrets; secrets that the citizens of Hawthorn intertwine with their tired spirits. Even with these new positive developments, the underbelly of Hawthorn still thrives: crime, drugs, and wealth disparities. The fiercest rebel against this newly established version of Hawthorn resides in Father Redmond's own home: his son, Eric. After his best friend Daniel's mother dies, they become adopted brothers. Their bond carries them through a tumultuous life, weighed heavy with dark secrets. It endures even after Eric has grown up to be a respectable man, and Daniel has become a shadow of his former self. Their bond is broken somewhere in the murky depths of the dysfunctional family unit -- or does it continue to endure? Horrifying, humorous, irreverent and tragic, The Ghosts of Hawthorn, Missouri is a work that bursts with pain, and with life. It explores the deep valleys between love and lives well lived, the cyclical nature of time, bigotry, the cult of personality, and the complicated dynamics of subjection and dominance. While the story spans centuries and steps its toe into the near future that Peet has shrewdly predicted, it is a novel that is as timely as it is timeless. It delves headfirst into American anxieties of The Other. The Ghosts of Hawthorn, Missouri is a vibrant portrait of a mad world that shines a light in the darkest of places.

Author: J. W. Delorie
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1524622028
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 321

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Caleb knew he would follow the teachings and the love of the Lord soon after he gave John the basket full of bread and fish. Later he came to realize that this man named John was very close to the Messiah, the One they called Jesus. Like his father, Caleb was a simple fisherman, having the skills taught to him as he worked on the Sea of Galilee. However, his father taught him more than fishing during the times in the boat. He could hear the Love of the Lord from his father as he spoke to him about the Fathers Word, and the ways of the Son. After the accident on the Sea of Galilee that took his father home to the Lord, Caleb at the age of seventeen started dreaming of the Messiah. He would wake to his mother and younger brother watching over him waiting to hear more of his dreams. As he explained how Jesus offered him the Crown of Thorns he realized he was being given a great journey, and he could feel through the love of the Father that he would receive help during this journey that would take him far from his home of Bethsaida in search of the Crown.