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Author: Jeff Rovin Publisher: Signet ISBN: 9780451173874 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 180
Book Description
The bestselling author of more than 20 Signet trivia and joke books presents a rib-tickling collection of 500 hilarious jokes poking fun at everyone involved in the legal system. From lawyers to judges to defendants to plaintiffs--no one is safe when Jeff Rovin enters the courtroom and states his case for laughter.
Author: Jeff Rovin Publisher: Signet ISBN: 9780451173874 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 180
Book Description
The bestselling author of more than 20 Signet trivia and joke books presents a rib-tickling collection of 500 hilarious jokes poking fun at everyone involved in the legal system. From lawyers to judges to defendants to plaintiffs--no one is safe when Jeff Rovin enters the courtroom and states his case for laughter.
Author: Elias Hill Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781977556295 Category : Languages : en Pages : 106
Book Description
Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Author: Steven D. Price Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1629149853 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 197
Book Description
What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author: Jeff Rovin Publisher: Signet Book ISBN: 9780451175960 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 178
Book Description
If laughter is truly the best medicine, then this raucous collection of wickedly witty jokes should leave you in optimum health. The author of the bestselling 1,001 Great Jokes has turned his attention to the medical profession, and now even doctors aren't safe from Rovin's probing wit.
Author: American Bar Association. House of Delegates Publisher: American Bar Association ISBN: 9781590318737 Category : Law Languages : en Pages : 216
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The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.
Author: Beth Tripmacher Publisher: MetroBooks (NY) ISBN: 9781586636142 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 130
Book Description
-- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.
Author: Harry Bergen Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101498196 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 140
Book Description
How are lawyer jokes different from lawyers? Lawyer jokes never lose their appeal. Like the sound of that? Then this is the joke book for you. (Just be sure to keep it away from your lawyer.)
Author: Steven D. Price Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1620879697 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 119
Book Description
What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Author: Jeff Rovin
Author: Jeff Rovin
Author: Steven D. Price
Author: Elias Hill
Author: Steven D. Price
Author: Jeff Rovin
Author: American Bar Association. House of Delegates
Author: Billy Riggs
Author: Beth Tripmacher
Author: Harry Bergen
Author: Steven D. Price