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Author: Eric Geron Publisher: Becker & Mayer ISBN: 9780760369111 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 24
Book Description
He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Author: Eric Geron Publisher: Becker & Mayer ISBN: 9780760369111 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 24
Book Description
He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Author: Shane Ogilvie Publisher: New Holland Publishers ISBN: 9781760792015 Category : Languages : en Pages : 24
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Uh oh! Who made that noise and what is that awful, awful smell? Ooppps--it's a pant's burb... a stinky fart... All over town people are letting off stinkers and there is a culprit on each page, do you think you can find the farter? Try to guess who made the fart and then you can press the button to hear the fart! This fun board book with a sound panel full of various fart sounds is perfect fun for sharing with small children. Little fingers will not be able to resist pressing the buttons to make the noises of the farters in different situations; in a lift, at the movies, in the pool, at the zoo, in the supermarket, in the playground, on the train, at the doctor, at the gym, and at the dinner table.
Author: Birte Müller Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 0735845468 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 30
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Everyone’s favorite tushy-tooting frog is back! A humorous story for silly kids who erupt in laughter at the word FART! Farley the frog has a problem—he can’t stop farting. While his sister thinks it’s funny, his parents and his teacher are not amused. The doctor says it’s only gas and it will pass. The trouble is, it does! Comic pictures and a tongue-in-cheek text relate how Farley and his family learn that it’s better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!
Author: P.U. Rippley Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 1452151466 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 14
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In prehistoric times, majestic dinosaurs walked the earth. Though long extinct, one important question remains—did dinosaurs fart? You bet! From booming Brachiosaurus to the terrible tooting T. Rex, this amusing audiobook not only includes stats on the funniest dinosaur farts but also the sound effects that go with them. Just tap each fart and let 'er rip!
Author: Aaron Reynolds Publisher: Roaring Brook Press ISBN: 125020643X Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 288
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Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes...seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.
Author: H. W. Smeldit Publisher: Chronicle Books ISBN: 9781452106311 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Author: Humor Heals Us Publisher: Humor Heals Us ISBN: 9781953399274 Category : Languages : en Pages : 34
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Warning: This book may cause farting. Frank is an ordinary flamingo, except for one small problem: He has gas. He can't help it; it's just the way he is. Fortunately, he explains farting is so common that there are different kinds of names for each fart. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Author: Alec Bromcie Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 110154757X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 160
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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author: Mark Bacera Publisher: ISBN: 9781952343001 Category : Languages : en Pages : 36
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A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
Author: Eric Geron
Author: Eric Geron
Author: Shane Ogilvie
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Author: P.U. Rippley
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Author: Alec Bromcie
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