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Author: Erik Anderson Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
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Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Author: Erik Anderson Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
Book Description
Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Author: Colby Day Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781499381412 Category : Languages : en Pages : 98
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For Felix Brown, a bookish dreamer growing up during World War II, a life on the sea was the greatest adventure he could hope for. But will he feel differently after he has his heart broken by a mermaid, chats with sea monsters, and fights Nazi spies? Felix boards The Diligence, a dilapidated old galleon, about to embark on an illegal, high-stakes cod-fishing expedition, under the command of the terrifying Captain Chapman. Battling storms, the ragtag crew nobly risk their lives for love and cod while Felix battles the ecstatic wonder and heart-breaking disappointment of growing up and finding one's place in the world. Funny and sincere, this is the greatest play about fishermen in the 1940's you'll ever find. This is the world premiere first play of Colby Day.
Author: Humor Heals Us Publisher: Farting Adventures ISBN: 9781637311851 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 0
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Felix doesn't get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, But suddenly he'd fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls or any cat lover any day of the year.
Author: Jean Baudrillard Publisher: Semiotext(e) ISBN: Category : Art Languages : en Pages : 254
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"In 1996 Jean Baudrillard scandalized the art world by denouncing a "conspiracy" of art. But most missed the point. He wasn't attacking art, because art has ceased to exist - only its claim to privilege. Spiraling from aesthetic nullity to commercial frenzy, art has entered a "transaesthetic" state. The Conspiracy of Art examines its complicitous dance with politics, economics, and media, including Abu Ghraib's reality show. Baudrillard reveals the premises of his "radical thought" in the absurdist logic of pataphysics (his first unpublished text on Alfred Jarry), and in the Theater of Cruelty (a talk on Antonin Artaud with life-long collaborator Sylvere Lotringer)."--BOOK JACKET.
Author: Josh Reynolds Publisher: Black Library ISBN: 9781849705363 Category : Languages : en Pages : 416
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The vampire queen Neferata plots to create a new empire. Neferata is a queen without a kingdom. Lahmia has fallen, her vampire children have scattered and she is reduced to draining blood from the beasts of the mountains. After a chance encounter with a party of dwarfs, she sets her sights on a capital for her new empire - the stronghold of Silver Pinnacle. She calls her allies to battle - but can she truly trust Ushoran, Lord of Masks, and his bestial Strigoi vampires?
Author: Simon Chapman Publisher: DARLINGTON PRESS ISBN: 1921364599 Category : Medical Languages : en Pages : 408
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Smoke Signals gathers 71 of Professor Simon Chapman’s authoritative, acerbic and often heretical essays written in newspapers, blogs and research journals across his 40-year career. They cover major developments and debates in tobacco control, public health ethics, cancer screening, gun control and panics about low risk agents like wi-fi, mobile phone towers and wind turbines. This collection is an essential guide to the landscape of many key debates in contemporary public health. It will be invaluable to public health students and practitioners, while remaining compelling reading for all interested in health policy. When is Simon Chapman the academic, intellectual, self-appointed chief wowser of the nanny state gunna leave us alone? Steve Price, Australian radio broadcaster His insane wibblings are worrying yes, but still bloody funny to read. Christopher Snowdon, Institute of Economic Affairs, London Simon Chapman is emeritus professor in public health at the University of Sydney. He has won the World Health Organization’s medal for tobacco control (1998), the American Cancer Society’s Luther Terry Award for outstanding individual leadership in tobacco control (2003), and was NSW Premier’s Cancer Researcher of the Year medal (2008). In 2013 he was made an Officer in the Order of Australia for his contributions to public health and named 2013 Australian Skeptic of the Year. In 2014, the Australian right-wing think tank, the Institute of Public Affairs, named him as one of Australia’s Dirty Dozen all-time “opponents of freedom”.
Author: Richard Neuse Publisher: Univ of California Press ISBN: 0520348745 Category : Performing Arts Languages : en Pages : 308
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Richard Neuse here explores the relationship between two great medieval epics, Dante's Divine Comedy and Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. He argues that Dante's attraction for Chaucer lay not so much in the spiritual dimension of the Divine Comedy as in the human. Borrowing Bertolt Brecht's phrase "epic theater," Neuse underscores the interest of both poets in presenting, as on a stage, flesh and blood characters in which readers would recognize the authors as well as themselves. As spiritual autobiography, both poems challenge the traditional medieval mode of allegory, with its tendency to separate body and soul, matter and spirit. Thus Neuse demonstrates that Chaucer and Dante embody a humanism not generally attributed to the fourteenth century. This title is part of UC Press's Voices Revived program, which commemorates University of California Press’s mission to seek out and cultivate the brightest minds and give them voice, reach, and impact. Drawing on a backlist dating to 1893, Voices Revived makes high-quality, peer-reviewed scholarship accessible once again using print-on-demand technology. This title was originally published in 1991.
Author: Andrzej Sapkowski Publisher: Gollancz ISBN: 0575099917 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 285
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Geralt is a witcher, a man whose magic powers, enhanced by long training and a mysterious elixir, have made him a brilliant fighter and a merciless assassin. Yet he is no ordinary murderer: his targets are the multifarious monsters and vile fiends that ravage the land and attack the innocent. He roams the country seeking assignments, but gradually comes to realise that while some of his quarry are unremittingly vile, vicious grotesques, others are the victims of sin, evil or simple naivety. One reviewer said: 'This book is a sheer delight. It is beautifully written, full of vitality and endlessly inventive: its format, with half a dozen episodes and intervening rest periods for both the hero and the reader, allows for a huge range of characters, scenarios and action. It's thought-provoking without being in the least dogmatic, witty without descending to farce and packed with sword fights without being derivative. The dialogue sparkles; characters morph almost imperceptibly from semi-cliche to completely original; nothing is as it first seems. Sapkowski succeeds in seamlessly welding familiar ideas, unique settings and delicious twists of originality: his Beauty wants to rip the throat out of a sensitive Beast; his Snow White seeks vengeance on all and sundry, his elves are embittered and vindictive. It's easily one of the best things I've read in ages.'
Author: Erik Anderson
Author: Erik Anderson
Author: Colby Day
Author: Humor Heals Us
Author: Jean Baudrillard
Author: Josh Reynolds
Author: Kirk Varnedoe
Author: Simon Chapman
Author: Richard Neuse
Author: Andrzej Sapkowski
Author: Anita Roy