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Author: Blade Cort Publisher: Blade Cort ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 184
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Daisy the Dumpster Dog [FREE eBook, #satire #audiobooks #courtreform #originalism] - a Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) by Blade Cort; Book 7 of 7 in the Predictable Paths series. "A Parody of Supreme Proportions! If this is the current state of legal satire, then woe be the system that engenders such drool." Daisy is enjoying a great day, anxiously awaiting the afternoon's dumpster Delights. What? Wait a second. This is where 'Rat Dog' gimps-in from nowhere and sarcastically knocks her oversized ears and stub tail, then treats her friends with equal impertinence. And that's not all. The scrawny, half-breed chihuahua demands his fair share of Delights, angering the lofty purebreds who claim first dibs over lowly mongrels like himself. Perhaps Daisy and friends should collar this impudent, irascible ingrate before he draws them into big trouble with the pedigreed perennial powers that be. Yet the sniveling rat fears nothing and is determined to tussle with the snootiest snouts in the land. Will he succeed - or get popped like the troublesome tick that he is? https://bladecort.com #satire #audiobooks #supremecourtsatire PREDICTABLE PATHS episodes, in sequential order: 1. AGENESS - A Longevity / Age Engineering Science Fiction Play on Our Imminent Ageless Dystopia ; Six Acts, Episodes -22 to -17 2. AMYGDALA HIJACK - A Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novel of Impending Dystopia (a Trilogy) 2.1 - Amygdala Hijack - The Waening, Part 1 of 3; Episodes 1 - 9 2.2 - Amygdala Hijack - The Warning, Part 2 of 3; Episodes 10 - 18 2.3 - Amygdala Hijack - The Wasting, Part 3 of 3, Episodes 19 - 28 3. THREE GUYS IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC BAR - A Longevity / Age Engineering and Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novella ; Episodes 47 - 54 4. INFINITY CURVE - Lamentations to Unseen Friends Across the Vastness of Space ; Episodes 56 - 78 5. PATH TO ENTROPY - An Apocalyptic Climax ; Episodes 79 - 93 6. SORD IN PROSPERITY - Hope Beyond the Apocalypse ; Episodes 118 - 159 7. DAISY THE DUMPSTER DOG - A Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) ; Episodes 311 - 337 EPISODE TITLES Eps 311 Daisy - The animal satire begins when Daisy meets Rat Dog Eps 312 Rat Dog - The half-breed chihuahua drones on and on about himself Eps 313 Tale - Rat Dog regales Daisy with tales of his daring feat Eps 314 Tail - Daisy gives Rat Dog his official name and divulges her various monikers Eps 315 BadBoy - The sniveling rat tries to elevate himself in The Caste by tearing into poor old BadBoy Eps 316 Dug - Rat Dog again tries to worm his way to seniority by attempting to denigrate Dug Eps 317 Nemesys - A daring move is made to challenge the status quo and established social order Eps 318 Blister - In blissful ignorance, Rat Dog challenges the dystopian hierarchy of Delights Eps 319 Delights - Nemesys threatens to eliminate the tiny pest Eps 320 Suckers Eps 321 Dingo Eps 322 Fidoish Eps 323 Brainchild Eps 324 Dumpster Eps 325 Dorco Eps 326 Rescue Eps 327 Guppies Eps 328 Woof Eps 329 Afghan Eps 330 Felinus Eps 331 Cicadas Eps 332 Biter Eps 333 Unctious Eps 334 Dewormed Eps 335 Spicy Eps 336 Leap Eps 337 Tediumdum
Author: Blade Cort Publisher: Blade Cort ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 184
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Daisy the Dumpster Dog [FREE eBook, #satire #audiobooks #courtreform #originalism] - a Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) by Blade Cort; Book 7 of 7 in the Predictable Paths series. "A Parody of Supreme Proportions! If this is the current state of legal satire, then woe be the system that engenders such drool." Daisy is enjoying a great day, anxiously awaiting the afternoon's dumpster Delights. What? Wait a second. This is where 'Rat Dog' gimps-in from nowhere and sarcastically knocks her oversized ears and stub tail, then treats her friends with equal impertinence. And that's not all. The scrawny, half-breed chihuahua demands his fair share of Delights, angering the lofty purebreds who claim first dibs over lowly mongrels like himself. Perhaps Daisy and friends should collar this impudent, irascible ingrate before he draws them into big trouble with the pedigreed perennial powers that be. Yet the sniveling rat fears nothing and is determined to tussle with the snootiest snouts in the land. Will he succeed - or get popped like the troublesome tick that he is? https://bladecort.com #satire #audiobooks #supremecourtsatire PREDICTABLE PATHS episodes, in sequential order: 1. AGENESS - A Longevity / Age Engineering Science Fiction Play on Our Imminent Ageless Dystopia ; Six Acts, Episodes -22 to -17 2. AMYGDALA HIJACK - A Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novel of Impending Dystopia (a Trilogy) 2.1 - Amygdala Hijack - The Waening, Part 1 of 3; Episodes 1 - 9 2.2 - Amygdala Hijack - The Warning, Part 2 of 3; Episodes 10 - 18 2.3 - Amygdala Hijack - The Wasting, Part 3 of 3, Episodes 19 - 28 3. THREE GUYS IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC BAR - A Longevity / Age Engineering and Genetic Engineering Sci-Fi Novella ; Episodes 47 - 54 4. INFINITY CURVE - Lamentations to Unseen Friends Across the Vastness of Space ; Episodes 56 - 78 5. PATH TO ENTROPY - An Apocalyptic Climax ; Episodes 79 - 93 6. SORD IN PROSPERITY - Hope Beyond the Apocalypse ; Episodes 118 - 159 7. DAISY THE DUMPSTER DOG - A Sordid Tale of Dystopian Hubris and Convenient Canine Rationalizations (But Not a Supreme Court Satire or Parody) ; Episodes 311 - 337 EPISODE TITLES Eps 311 Daisy - The animal satire begins when Daisy meets Rat Dog Eps 312 Rat Dog - The half-breed chihuahua drones on and on about himself Eps 313 Tale - Rat Dog regales Daisy with tales of his daring feat Eps 314 Tail - Daisy gives Rat Dog his official name and divulges her various monikers Eps 315 BadBoy - The sniveling rat tries to elevate himself in The Caste by tearing into poor old BadBoy Eps 316 Dug - Rat Dog again tries to worm his way to seniority by attempting to denigrate Dug Eps 317 Nemesys - A daring move is made to challenge the status quo and established social order Eps 318 Blister - In blissful ignorance, Rat Dog challenges the dystopian hierarchy of Delights Eps 319 Delights - Nemesys threatens to eliminate the tiny pest Eps 320 Suckers Eps 321 Dingo Eps 322 Fidoish Eps 323 Brainchild Eps 324 Dumpster Eps 325 Dorco Eps 326 Rescue Eps 327 Guppies Eps 328 Woof Eps 329 Afghan Eps 330 Felinus Eps 331 Cicadas Eps 332 Biter Eps 333 Unctious Eps 334 Dewormed Eps 335 Spicy Eps 336 Leap Eps 337 Tediumdum
Author: Emily Yoffe Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA ISBN: 1596919434 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 274
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Dave Barry meets The Secret Lives of Dogs in Emily Yoffe's funny and insightful look at all things canine. Filled with adventures of heroic dogs, lovable and lazy dogs, malodorous dogs, phlegmatic and incontinent dogs, What the Dog Did delivers some of the most outlandish and certainly the funniest dog stories on record.
Author: Susan Reynolds Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1440508682 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 178
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The heroic friends who save us--one bark at a time. Our dogs rescue us every day--whether they're pulling our children out of wells or standing by our side during tough times. In this moving collection, you'll meet fifty unforgettable dogs who have earned the love, respect, and admiration of their humans, including: —Widget, a wiry little terrier who alerted her master that a poisonous snake was coiled to strike her daughter —George, an abandoned, oversized, loopy white dog with no particular talents beyond graciously mentoring brother and sister foster dogs, including an annoying litter of six coonhounds —Skip and Obie, two abused dogs whose former owners poured lye down their throats but who now bestow their rescuers with daily kisses and hugs This book reminds you that every dog has his day--and that courage canine-style comes in all colors, shapes, sizes--and breeds.
Author: Grace Saalsaa Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 0557210283 Category : Pets Languages : en Pages : 210
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A NEARLY PERFECT DOG is a collection of stories that deftly, vividly, philosophically and amusingly brings the reader into Grace Saalsaa's home. Her own dogs assist with fostering each new dog. All the while, they plot and strategize to maintain an orderly lifestyle from a Border Collie's mindset.
Author: Fran Hasson Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 9781477276129 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 340
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African proverb: "It takes a village to raise a child." The novel Allawe, promotes the same concept: All of us. When Marla Alexander finds a mysterious box of ashes washed up on a Delaware beach on the second anniversary of her mothers death, she is compelled to find its owner, a search that will take her and her husband Vern all the way to St. Croix in the US Virgin Islands. But the ashes are entangled with secrets that will result in Marla and Vern being stalked by Obeahmen, practicers of Black Magic, as they become involved not just in tracking down the owner of the ashes, but trying to solve a murder.... Reading this book, I felt as if I myself were on St. Croix. Fran Hassons ability to capture the unique colors, sounds and rhythms of this beautiful place truly put me on the island. And Marla and Vern quickly felt like the kind of people Id want to hang out with. I finished the last page of Allawe and felt as I do after returning from a great vacation--sorry that it had to end. Maribeth Fischer, The Life You Longed For Allawe is a great beach read. It transports the reader to the exotic island of St. Croix: its casualness, voodoo, drugs, and a murder. The authors crisp wordage creates memorable characters within a moving plot. Frank Minni, President, Rehoboth Beach Writers Guild
Author: Kelly Jamieson Publisher: Loveswept ISBN: 0593160258 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 190
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Can an idealistic dog lover teach a jaded hockey player new tricks? “Kelly Jamieson is an auto-buy for me.”—Carly Phillips Lilly: My life is like the love child of a train wreck and a dumpster fire right now. I’ve been canned, my professional reputation is shredded, and now I’m walking dogs to make ends meet. But I still believe everything will work out. Somehow. Then a dog at the park attacks my friend’s dog. At first, I’m ready to give the owner hell—but it turns out he’s in desperate need of doggie daycare. I figure, why not? I love dogs and I need the cash. Too bad his cocky bad boy attitude annoys me. He’s too damn cute for his own good. And I’m not talking about the dog. Easton: My coach is riding my ass and I’m not handling it well. When I’m saddled with an abandoned pooch, my teammate thinks a dog will keep my temper in check. I think I have enough problems already. But when my new dog gets into a tussle that leads me to meet a smoking hot chick who knows how to handle the rascal, I start to think pet ownership isn’t all bad. At least it gives me an excuse to see Lilly again. . . . Neither of us are interested in a relationship. First they steal your bed, then they steal your heart. And I’m not talking about the dog. USA Today bestselling author Kelly Jamieson’s epic Wynn Hockey series can be read together or separately: PLAY TO WIN IN IT TO WIN IT WIN BIG FOR THE WIN Don’t miss any of Kelly’s captivating reads: The Aces Hockey series: MAJOR MISCONDUCT • OFF LIMITS • ICING • TOP SHELF • BACK CHECK • SLAP SHOT • PLAYING HURT • BIG STICK • GAME ON The Bayard Hockey series: SHUT OUT • CROSS CHECK The Last Shot series: BODY SHOT • HOT SHOT • LONG SHOT The standalone novel: DANCING IN THE RAIN
Author: Lorna Henze Publisher: Trafford Publishing ISBN: 1426959745 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 70
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Nothing but a little waif of a dog from the Crow Reservation in a dog eat dog world, Cassie wants to make a difference. She can't play soccer, she can't roll over and play dead, she can't even speak. What can she do? She's caught salmon in Alaska's streams, she's gone to highschool for four years, she's travelled the United States, she's been a sidekick in her master's flying projects. She has watched all the dog movies and seen all they can do, but she is hoping for her own adventure...to be daring, dauntless, boldto be a hero in her own right.
Author: Jo Loveday Publisher: Tall Leaf Press ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 181
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First, do no harm… A deadly storm is brewing off the sultry coast of Florida and within the sterile walls of Palm Beach County’s Becham Hospital. Nurse Ariel Savin thrives in the demanding world of critical care, but on an assignment to the neurological unit, she discovers a horrifying secret: esteemed neurosurgeon Dr. Harold Goss is performing questionable experiments on his helpless patients, trapping them as living cadavers in a shadowy half-world between life and death. Goss built his neurological unit for research in brain stem regeneration to save the life of his brain-dead wife. But funding for Goss’s noble quest has dried up. Dark investors step in with a plan to commodify human consciousness, trading lives for profit. They’re demanding more bodies. It’s up to Goss to provide them. He’s not about to let Ariel or ethical dilemmas get in his way. Falsely accused of causing a patient’s brain death, Ariel’s reputation is in shambles. Her father's life hangs by a thread and her partner is unwittingly tangled in a web of deceit. Ariel faces a whirlwind of betrayal and loss as a hurricane draws closer. She’s in a harrowing race against time to outwit death and unravel the truth. Seconds matter and the next breath is not guaranteed. Can Ariel outwit sinister predators and thwart a medical massacre, or will the oncoming storm demolish all hope for love and justice?
Author: Eric Berry Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1462845940 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 392
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From author Eric Arden Berry comes Adventures of Timmy and Cheri: Book 2 Losing Their Seeds, an engaging read that follows Timmy, Cheri, and friends as they embark on an adventure of a lifetime to save the world's plant life. Someone or something has stolen the Secret Sacred Magic Seeds that control the world's plant life and if they are not found and returned to the keepers by sunset, the entire world's plant will die forever and ever. Will they be able to fulfill this important mission? Readers can find out in this fanciful mystery-adventure thriller. It begins in a dream where Lola, the Angel of Marbles, and Lolo, the Angel of grapes, have tasked Timmy with the search for the missing seeds. The angels have given Timmy the gift of language again, allowing him to talk with and understand all life on Earth, to aid him in the search. Timmy, his sister Cheri, and his cousin Caleb, known as the "Force of Cousins," team up with a colorful array of pets and wildlife to find the seeds. As they search throughout the day, Earth's plant life gradually begins to die off, causing great confusion around the world. Can the Force of Cousins and friends find the seeds in time to save the world's plant life? A unique, fast-paced mystery adventure thriller, Adventures of Timmy and Cheri: Book 2 Losing Their Seeds will keep readers guessing all the way to sunset stirring their imagination and interest. Book I Adventures of Timmy and Cheri
Author: Nathaniel Ian Miller Publisher: Little, Brown ISBN: 0316592560 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 321
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In this "briskly entertaining" (New York Times Book Review), "transporting and wholly original" (People Magazine) novel, one man banishes himself to a solitary life in the Arctic Circle, and is saved by good friends, a loyal dog, and a surprise visit that changes everything. In 1916, Sven Ormson leaves a restless life in Stockholm to seek adventure in Svalbard, an Arctic archipelago where darkness reigns four months of the year and he might witness the splendor of the Northern Lights one night and be attacked by a polar bear the next. But his time as a miner ends when an avalanche nearly kills him, leaving him disfigured, and Sven flees even further, to an uninhabited fjord. There, with the company of a loyal dog, he builds a hut and lives alone, testing himself against the elements. The teachings of a Finnish fur trapper, along with encouraging letters from his family and a Scottish geologist who befriended him in the mining camp, get him through his first winter. Years into his routine isolation, the arrival of an unlikely visitor salves his loneliness, sparking a chain of surprising events that will bring Sven into a family of fellow castoffs and determine the course of the rest of his life. Written with wry humor and in prose as breathtaking as the stark landscape it evokes, The Memoirs of Stockholm Sven is a testament to the strength of our human bonds, reminding us that even in the most inhospitable conditions on the planet, we are not beyond the reach of love. #1 Indie Next Pick Finalist for the Vermont Book Award Longlisted for the Center for Fiction First Novel Prize
Author: Blade Cort
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