Crap Days Out

Crap Days Out PDF Author: Gareth Rubin
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
ISBN: 1843588579
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 279

Book Description
Gareth Rubin had the idea for this book after a horrific date with a Polish girl during which she attempted to engage a Russian couple in a fist-fight. He writes for a number of newspapers including the Observer, Express, Telegraph and Mail on Sunday about travel, property, the arts and personal finance. He recently completed his first novel, All Honourable Men. Jon Parker is a freelance journalist published in the Guardian, The Times, Independent and Telegraph, as well as writing for television news. He got involved with this book after trekking all the way to Stonehenge to find it's hardly bigger than the one in Spinal Tap. Bloody Druids.

Crap Days Out

Crap Days Out PDF Author: Gareth Rubin
Publisher: Blake Publishing
ISBN: 9781843584056
Category : Family recreation
Languages : en
Pages : 0

Book Description
The quintessential guide to why you should have just stayed at home and watched the telly From Land's End to John O'Groats, this Sceptred Isle is riddled with what are laughably referred to as "attractions." Rubbish tourism is a proud British tradition, and from Stonehenge to Madam Tussaud's, Shakespeare's birthplace to the Harry Potter Tour, and model villages to a museum dedicated to pencils, this is the quintessential collection of places that will ruin a perfectly good bank holiday.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Oh Crap! Potty Training PDF Author: Jamie Glowacki
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1501122991
Category : Family & Relationships
Languages : en
Pages : 186

Book Description
From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day PDF Author: Judith Viorst
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1416985956
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 34

Book Description
Recounts the events of a day when everything goes wrong for Alexander. Suggested level: junior, primary.

No Bad Days

No Bad Days PDF Author: J. Sterling
Publisher: J. Sterling
ISBN: 1945042052
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 165

Book Description


Crap Cars

Crap Cars PDF Author: Richard Porter
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN: 1582346380
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description
Offers a window into the vanity and silliness of almost every decade as expressed by the ultimate status symbol of the car, showcasing the cheapest, tackiest, and most mechanically inept vehicles built from the 1960s to the 1990s.

Rage Page

Rage Page PDF Author: John T
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781790184170
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 105

Book Description
Introducing Rage Page, a journal for the bad days! This sweary gratitude journal of sorts allows you to vent but always ends with a happy thought. Filled with Rage Meters, cute angry animals, and swear words to boot! Fill out the prompts, color if you desire, and relax after you vent!Life is not always red roses, dark chocolate squares, and lady bugs. Sometimes life consists of no flowers, no chocolate candies, and millions of fire-breathing piss ants.Most gratitude journals focus on the positive while largely neglecting anything negative. This is fine and all, but you can't just ignore the darkness and leave it trapped inside. It will eat you up.Use this journal to write down your frustrations, anger, and even sadness. Once you are finished, continue writing on the opposite page, with a more positive outlook. Face the darkness then light the path to happiness!

A Little Life

A Little Life PDF Author: Hanya Yanagihara
Publisher: Vintage
ISBN: 0804172706
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 833

Book Description
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • A stunning “portrait of the enduring grace of friendship” (NPR) about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. A masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century. NATIONAL BOOK AWARD FINALIST • MAN BOOKER PRIZE FINALIST • WINNER OF THE KIRKUS PRIZE A Little Life follows four college classmates—broke, adrift, and buoyed only by their friendship and ambition—as they move to New York in search of fame and fortune. While their relationships, which are tinged by addiction, success, and pride, deepen over the decades, the men are held together by their devotion to the brilliant, enigmatic Jude, a man scarred by an unspeakable childhood trauma. A hymn to brotherly bonds and a masterful depiction of love in the twenty-first century, Hanya Yanagihara’s stunning novel is about the families we are born into, and those that we make for ourselves. Look for Hanya Yanagihara’s latest bestselling novel, To Paradise.

The Poky Little Puppy

The Poky Little Puppy PDF Author: Janette Sebring Lowrey
Publisher: Golden Books
ISBN: 0375861297
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 26

Book Description
One night a puppy,who is always late coming home finds there is no dessert for him. On board pages.

No More Bad Days

No More Bad Days PDF Author: Gary Miracle
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1684514754
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 177

Book Description
Gary Miracle’s life was forever changed by an infection that caused him to lose his arms and legs. He could have given up, but he chose to live and share his story, helping others respond to their own setbacks. In December 2019, Gary Miracle’s life was forever changed by an infection that caused him to lose his arms and legs. One year later, the Christian band MercyMe shared his story with the world in their song “Say I Won’t,” which has garnered more than 5.7 million views on YouTube alone. Knowing that God works through all circumstances, Gary is committed to living life to the fullest and helping others do the same in spite of setbacks. In the light of eternity in Christ, there are no more bad days. Each day can be a new beginning.