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Author: Gene M. Corrado Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1453597085 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 137
Book Description
"The hysterical confessions of two drunken DJs who performed over 600 jobs in the New York/ New Jersey area between 1982 and 2009. Exploits include Brides behaving badly, drunken police and fireman, catering halls struck by lightning, family members fighting and breaking things. Halloween parties that caught fire, horse drawn carriages drawn by horses with diarrhea, stripping bridesmaids, angry Maitre Ds, sinking boats, dancing relatives who had heart attacks, people singing who definitely could not sing, and electrical and personal failures of all descriptions. Not for the socially squeamish, this book is an object lesson for anyone who tried to make a party happen with the best intentions and was rewarded with a never-ending series of disasters."
Author: Gene M. Corrado Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1453597085 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 137
Book Description
"The hysterical confessions of two drunken DJs who performed over 600 jobs in the New York/ New Jersey area between 1982 and 2009. Exploits include Brides behaving badly, drunken police and fireman, catering halls struck by lightning, family members fighting and breaking things. Halloween parties that caught fire, horse drawn carriages drawn by horses with diarrhea, stripping bridesmaids, angry Maitre Ds, sinking boats, dancing relatives who had heart attacks, people singing who definitely could not sing, and electrical and personal failures of all descriptions. Not for the socially squeamish, this book is an object lesson for anyone who tried to make a party happen with the best intentions and was rewarded with a never-ending series of disasters."
Author: Brandon R. Benjamin Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 145356506X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 125
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Brother and sister, Sean and Rebecca Cove, two teenagers who enjoy swimming and both have a strange love for the water are not your ordinary teenagers. However, they do not know how extraordinary they are. Sean and Rebecca are about to embark on a journey that will take them deep under the Atlantic Ocean to a world that theyd never thought existed. Along their journey, they both discover that the new world they have found is the legendary, mythical city of Atlantis and that they are Atlanteans themselves. Sean and Rebecca will face dangers that no man has faced and obstacles that will put them to the test of their abilities. Little do they know, they will meet their long lost Atlantean father and will be torn between a war of the Atlanteans, Humans and their own Atlantean uncle, Timpist, which whom was banned from Atlantis and has now returned to declare war for the throne!
Author: Matthew Engel Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1435714962 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 168
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You see them in the corner at weddings, spinning the platters that matter, making the bride and groom happy, they are they DJ. There are many good 'How to' books on being a DJ. This is not one of them. This is the true story of a mobile wedding DJ from Northern Lower Michigan who started from scratch and is still scratching. I'M GETTING A BAD RECEPTION takes you down the rollicking road on how I became a DJ, the perils and pitfalls I encountered along the way as well as some interesting and humorous people and stories thrown in for good measure. The first section is how I got my act together and took it on the road. The second section takes you step by step from my experience at playing for the ceremony, all the way to the end of the night. No party animals were harmed in the making of this publication.
Author: Scott Keough Publisher: Playing Your Song ISBN: 9780741444660 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 160
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True wedding stories from behind the microphone. Observations and tales from the unique perspective of the Wedding DJ, often the only sober person in the room at 11:00 PM. What's a longevity dance? What's an actual table dance? How mad would you get if your minister didn't show? Ever been mooned by the groom? Can the honeymoon end at the cake table, before it even begins? Ever bowled a spare at a wedding? Discover the curious and interesting behaviors of all wedding participants.
Author: Sam Lipsyte Publisher: Picador ISBN: 1429994223 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 242
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What if somebody finally wrote to his high school alumni bulletin and told...the truth! Home Land is a brilliant work from novelist Sam Lipsyte, whom Jeffrey Eugenides calls "original, devious, and very funny" and of whose first novel Chuck Palahniuk wrote, "I laughed out loud--and I never laugh out loud." The Eastern Valley High School Alumni newsletter, Catamount Notes, is bursting with tales of success: former students include a bankable politician and a famous baseball star, not to mention a major-label recording artist. Then there is the appalling, yet utterly lovable, Lewis Miner, class of '89--a.k.a Teabag--who did not pan out. Home Land is his confession in all its bitter, lovelorn glory. Winner of the Believer Book Award New York Times Notable Book of the Year
Author: Pasha Malla Publisher: Coach House Books ISBN: 1770568174 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 213
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White Lotus meets Shaun of the Dead in this absurdist take on the wellness retreat. Our narrator and his accidental companion, K. Sohail, find themselves on an island wellness retreat impersonating the Dhaliwals, who have probably been killed in a helicopter crash. After being welcomed by Jerome the robot, the intrepid imposters eagerly partake of the all-you-stomach buffet, the motivational speechifyings of self-help guru Brad Beard, and Professor Sayer's uncomfortably erotic couples counselling. But things quickly take an ominous turn when an excursion to a nearby deserted village reveals a guillotine and a haunted chapel. And then one of the retreaters is murdered and the real Dhaliwals show up. Accusations, counter-accusations, and counter-counter-accusations are made, until the whole retreat is caught up in a bizarre trial. In All You Can Kill, Pasha Malla, with his inimitable absurdist style, collides horror and humour into an utterly unforgettable satire. "Smart, hilarious, original, All You Can Kill is a feverish, one-of-a-kind, unhinged journey into the absurd shams of modern life. No one writes satire, or anything else, like Pasha Malla." – Iain Reid, author of We Spread "Malla is a fabulously gifted writer." – Publishers Weekly "I don’t really know how Malla gets away with what he does … but it is astounding to watch him do it." – The Rumpus
Author: Thomas Onorato Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin ISBN: 1429901675 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 225
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New York's top doorman, Thomas Onorato, raises the ropes and gives readers a sneak peak into some of the world's most exclusive parties. "If you are not on the guest list or if I don't know you or if I don't like you, you are NOT GETTING INTO THIS PARTY!" The doorman. The gatekeeper of the night. These silent observers see it all and yet say nothing. Until now. In Confessions from the Velvet Ropes, New York's top club doorman, Thomas Onorato, lifts the ropes and lets ordinary readers into this exciting world. The book is an entertaining and hilarious collection of tales from the worlds of nightlife, fashion shows and celebrity parties. Highlights include: The night Madonna DJed at an intimate downtown club, Courtney Love's surprise concert that ended in her arrest, the crazed stalker who attacked Pulp's Jarvis Cocker, the aerial attack on Adrien Brody's birthday party, Diddy's surprise appearance at an electro-punk event and more. Onorato was always on hand and brings his insider info and nightlife wisdom to readers of Confessions from the Velvet Ropes. Combining elements of juicy gossip columns, rock star fan memoirs and nightlife social studies, Confessions from the Velvet Ropes is a tell-all with style, including humorous side-bars and tips on how readers might make it past the velvet ropes.
Author: Gene M. Corrado
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