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Author: David Lewman Publisher: Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon ISBN: 9781416913153 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 52
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Have you ever wanted to travel from the tangled jungles of Teth to the desert lands of Tatooine? Well, here's your chance! Discover the secrets of B'omarr Monastery, dodge blaster fire and come face-toface with Asajj Ventress! Only you have the power to decide whether to become a Jedi or turn to the dark side. Continue the story online with codes that link you to digital content. There's a new adventure waiting for you with every read. Turn the page and decide your destiny . . .
Author: David Lewman Publisher: Simon Spotlight/Nickelodeon ISBN: 9781416913153 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 52
Book Description
Have you ever wanted to travel from the tangled jungles of Teth to the desert lands of Tatooine? Well, here's your chance! Discover the secrets of B'omarr Monastery, dodge blaster fire and come face-toface with Asajj Ventress! Only you have the power to decide whether to become a Jedi or turn to the dark side. Continue the story online with codes that link you to digital content. There's a new adventure waiting for you with every read. Turn the page and decide your destiny . . .
Author: Jim S. Powell Publisher: Xulon Press ISBN: 1602664250 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 208
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Jim Powell writes funny and warm tales about growing up in Chandler, Texas, in the 1940s, offering his readers many chuckles. His first book, Feed Sack Fashions and Other Childhood Memories, introduced readers to entertaining anecdotes about a slower and simpler time. Them's Funny Looking Catfish and More Childhood Memories, his second book, presents over 50 more delightful tales including, "Them's Funny Looking Catfish," "The Baby Sitting Bed," "Aunt Ruby's Chevy," "Sister Phoebe," and "Painting Chickens." He also takes us on an unusual adventure to Big D's Farmers Market, introduces us to gill net fishing, and guarantees a "syrup-sopping" good time. The lively and warm nostalgic stories Powell tells in his books bring back fond memories that appeal to many generations. Be sure to visit online at www.feedsackfashions.com to contact the author, to order books, or to receive information on speaking engagements and other upcoming books. Jim S. Powell grew up to be a loving husband, doting father and faithful employee with Brookshire Grocery Company in Tyler, Texas, last serving as Senior Vice President-Advertising. Jim is a graduate of The University of Texas at Austin, receiving a Bachelor of Journalism degree in 1958. He received a Master of Arts degree from East Texas State University in Commerce, Texas. Some accounts of the author's childhood memories have been published in the Bullard Banner and The Chandler Statesman, two local East Texas weekly newspapers. Today, he and his wife Ann live in Tyler and enjoy their two daughters and one grandchild, Callie, for whom Jim's first book, Feed Sack Fashions, was originally written. They can often be found hunting bargains in antique shops, sipping lemonade at their cabin on weekends, or serving in their local church.
Author: Amy Hoitsma Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield ISBN: 1461746299 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 129
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A portable, family-friendly collection of some of the most classic and entertaining funny stories--perfect to share around the campfire Whether read aloud to friends or read alone, this collection will tickle your funny bone in the backcountry.
Author: Dave Franklin Publisher: Baby Ice Dog Press ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 267
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Part coming of age story and part exploration of the maddening nature of dreams, Girls Like Funny Boys is a potent mix of sexual obsession, guilt and fame. 'Gina crouched, resting on her haunches to continue the conversation. Her legs were too far apart. There was a hole in her black tights just above the left knee. Johnny felt a hot urge to poke a finger in it. He wished she'd leave him alone. He wished she wasn't wearing tights. He stared at her lopsided mouth and the way her fat lower lip jutted out. It was so red it bordered on purple, the colour of strawberries on the turn.' Meet Johnny Goodwin. He's grown up in a quiet Brisbane suburb with loving parents, a faithful dog and an unrequited yearning for his teenage sweetheart, Angie Everson. Now in his last year at school, he's finally caught her eye by starring in a teacher-baiting pantomime. Dreams are already taking shape of a career in entertainment, perhaps with Angie by his side. And all he's got to do is pass his exams, get to uni and keep away from Gina Wood, that weird girl who once let him touch her… "Girls Like Funny Boys wasn't what I expected - and that's simply not fair as Dave Franklin's not meant to be writing to a formula. But I really didn't expect to find this as engaging, involving and emotional as I did. I loved Johnny, rode the waves of his life every step of the way. I laughed out loud at points and found myself sniffing back tears at others... Most of all I just loved this book." - Australian Crime Fiction Length: 115,000 words.
Author: Dee Anderson Publisher: American Library Association ISBN: 0838909574 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 231
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"Dee Anderson offers innovative ways to use riddles to make reading fun and keep readers coming back for more. Based on her work with children in schools and public libraries, she shares hundreds of riddles on popular subjects." "This book is brimming with scripts for puppet skits, sample PR materials, reproducible games, and easy-to-implement ideas that encourage even the most reluctant readers. School librarians, children's librarians, teachers, parents, and caregivers will find this a welcome aid to reinvigorate reading programs and storytimes."--BOOK JACKET.
Author: Lori Peckham Publisher: Review and Herald Pub Assoc ISBN: 0812756851 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 139
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Laugh . . . and learn. The 30 stories in this collection will delight you while they enlighten you. Meet George, the big, tough kid at summer camp who finds he isn’t so tough after all. And disobedient Dan, who ends up losing his shorts . . . literally. And Kermit, a hotshot on the ski slope, who discovers a hilarious truth about pride and a fall. You’ll chuckle in surprise as rowdy Mary and Betsy watch their mother’s strange behavior in church. And when a practical joke intended for Charlie gets his three friends in a heap of trouble. And when Jack, who thinks a lie will cover his secret, wakes up to a squirmy surprise. And when sly Sally gets caught by the catch of the day. You’ll find yourself reading and retelling these stories to family, friends, and anyone who needs a good laugh . . . and a lesson.
Author: Manish Sharma Publisher: Manish Sharma ISBN: Category : Antiques & Collectibles Languages : en Pages : 190
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Everyone on this earth has gone through various phases of Life, right from their childhood to their final destiny. This journey of Life brought them many bitter and sweeter experiences; those with a passage of time in the later stage of Life seem to be of amusing moments, and you started laughing at yourself. It is a tragedy that bitter experience is always more frequent than sweeter experience and always teaches us a lesson. Each one of us feels great when we remember old memories of Life and would like to live past life time and again. It is just like a beautiful dream you have seen once and wanted to recur. This book is all about those small funny life events where every moment was so powerful to change your final destiny, and you were unaware of this or did not realize it. It is a combination of science, management principles, spirituality, emotions, morality, and social science explained funnily. It is sure that you can't decide your destiny as per your will or wish; surrounding circumstances at that time determine your life path, and you have only to follow them. The situation at that time may encourage or discourage you, but later, you will realize that was the only best possible way. This book is a collection of small funny stories, and each one of you will enjoy reading this book till the last page.
Author: James Campbell Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1526614308 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 122
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A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
Author: El Ninjo Publisher: Speedy Publishing LLC ISBN: 1635018803 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 329
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El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenja bean blowing stories... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard you might tear your pants. I heard some scary story about a brave 8 year old boy who got so excited and laughed so hard about one of my fart whiffing episodes, he tore his underpants! Don't ask me about the reaction of his Mom who had to wash and mend her son's poopy ripped pants. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - This one is a real gag! This boy is now part of the flatulent secret society!"
Author: David Lewman
Author: David Lewman
Author: Jim S. Powell
Author: David Lewman
Author: Amy Hoitsma
Author: Dave Franklin
Author: Dee Anderson
Author: Lori Peckham
Author: Manish Sharma
Author: James Campbell
Author: El Ninjo