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Author: Wycliffe Horse Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781508903758 Category : Languages : en Pages : 70
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YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES ABOUT THEM ANY MORE! Used to be you could pick any group of people other than your own and tell crude cruel jokes about them. Now that behavior is not proper. All those groups, you know who they are, are off limits - except, wait, there is one group left: old white men. So put on your metaphorical seat belt and get ready to hear some of those old jokes with a new twist. Just for fun, try to guess the group that was originally the butt of the joke before it was converted, here, to an acceptable Old White Men form. You will never guess.
Author: Wycliffe Horse Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781508903758 Category : Languages : en Pages : 70
Book Description
YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES ABOUT THEM ANY MORE! Used to be you could pick any group of people other than your own and tell crude cruel jokes about them. Now that behavior is not proper. All those groups, you know who they are, are off limits - except, wait, there is one group left: old white men. So put on your metaphorical seat belt and get ready to hear some of those old jokes with a new twist. Just for fun, try to guess the group that was originally the butt of the joke before it was converted, here, to an acceptable Old White Men form. You will never guess.
Author: Don Steinberg Publisher: Quirk Books ISBN: 1594744696 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 148
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This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Author: Lee Papa Publisher: OR Books ISBN: 1935928414 Category : Political Science Languages : en Pages : 118
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THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE FROM THE RUDE PUNDITIn the tradition of Abbie Hoffman, Bill Hicks, and Bill Maher, from the depths of the left side of the blogosphere, the Rude Pundit steps forth to defend the right to be liberal, to be sexually suspect, to be broke and pissed-off-and to make fun of Republicans all the time, all the time.Including:"Glenn Beck Is the New Martin Luther King (in Hell)""Nuns and Guns""Riding on an Airplane with Someone Who Talks to God"and profiles of great Americans of our time such as Tim Pawlenty, David Duke, Bobby Jindal, Rick Santorum, Jeb Bush and many, many more!YOU'LL LAUGH YOU'LL CRY YOU'LL GET NAUSEATED YOU'LL GET AROUSED AND IT'S (almost) ALL TRUEFeaturing charming anecdotes, twisted poems, gonzo reportage, tragic photographs, meaningless charts, Founding Fathers in compromising positions, and much, much more.
Author: Adam Carolla Publisher: Crown ISBN: 0307717380 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 274
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A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar. It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills. He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID. At first the old sea captain just laughed. But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again. At this point it became apparent that he was serious. Dan Haggerty's dad fired back, "You've got to be kidding me, son." The bartender replied, "New policy. Everyone has to show their ID." Then I watched Burl Ives reluctantly reach into his dungarees and pull out his military identification card from World War II. It's a sad and eerie harbinger of our times that the Oprah-watching, crystal-rubbing, Whole Foods-shopping moms and their whipped attorney husbands have taken the ability to reason away from the poor schlub who makes the Bloody Marys. What we used to settle with common sense or a fist, we now settle with hand sanitizer and lawyers. Adam Carolla has had enough of this insanity and he's here to help us get our collective balls back. In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks is Adam's comedic gospel of modern America. He rips into the absurdity of the culture that demonized the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, turned the nation's bathrooms into a lawless free-for-all of urine and fecal matter, and put its citizens at the mercy of a bunch of minimum wagers with axes to grind. Peppered between complaints Carolla shares candid anecdotes from his day to day life as well as his past—Sunday football at Jimmy Kimmel's house, his attempts to raise his kids in a society that he mostly disagrees with, his big showbiz break, and much, much more. Brilliantly showcasing Adam's spot-on sense of humor, this book cements his status as a cultural commentator/comedian/complainer extraordinaire.
Author: Editors of Portable Press Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1626866139 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 90
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Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author: Ronald L. Baker Publisher: Indiana University Press ISBN: 9780253204066 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 288
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" . . . extremely valuable . . . enthusiastically recommend[ed] . . . " —Western Folklore These hilarious and slightly off-color stories, although gathered in Indiana, reflect the ancient origin and universality of the joke. The chuckle, the grin, the uncontrolled belly-laugh evoked by Jokelore attest to the popularity of this ancient form of folk literature.
Author: Mat Waugh Publisher: ISBN: 9781999914745 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 104
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A bumper collection of funny jokes for 8 year olds. Illustrated throughout and easy-to-read, it's the perfect gift for reluctant readers and budding young comedians.
Author: Everest Media, Publisher: Everest Media LLC ISBN: Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 65
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Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 This book is a collection of stories about the effects of aging on patients, doctors, and nurses. It is both conventional and countercultural, fact- and story-based, affectionate and opinionated, part battle cry and part lament.
Author: Wycliffe Horse
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