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Author: Johnny Dongle Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781502493323 Category : Languages : en Pages : 104
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"100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.
Author: Michael Sherrod Publisher: Ancestry.com ISBN: 9781593313142 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 132
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Throughout history, people have named their children truly terrible things, and this book has the proof. Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback combed through U.S. federal census records to find the absolute worst names parents have given their children. The result is this hysterical new take on the baby name book. Here are some samples of the hilarious names inside: Fanny Pack, Fanny Whiffer, Post Office, Warren Peace, Rubella Graves, Nice Carr, and Hell Hellickson. And then there are the names we thought Bart Simpson was making up as he prank called Moe's Tavern: Hugh Jass, Al Caholic, Anita Bath, Amanda Hugginkiss, and Maya Buttreeks. This book is also filled with original illustrations and great photos that take a stab at what some of these babies may have looked like. Bad Baby Names is truly a one-of-a-kind book that makes a great gift for a friend, family member, or just yourself. Either way, Bad Baby Names is sure to make you laugh.
Author: Johnny Dongle Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN: 9781502493323 Category : Languages : en Pages : 104
Book Description
"100 Terrible Names For a Child" is a vile, profane, painfully hilarious and superlatively offensive rebuke to parents everywhere -- parents who have vomited their self-styled "creativity" all of the canvas of their children's birth certificates by giving them absurd names. For years, millions of us have murmured under our collective breath about the descent of modern children's names into the depths of the ridiculous, and now those millions have a voice. Teachers, nurses, parents, students: if you've ever rolled your eyes at a child's name and fantasized about ridiculing his/her parents for their self-serving pretentiousness -- or simply their ability to spell correctly -- this is the book for you. Johnny Dongle has done it for you. You're welcome.
Author: David Narter Publisher: Cumberland House Publishing ISBN: 9781581824568 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 212
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Choosing a name for your baby doesn't have to be stressful. It can be fun, or at least funny, when you turn to this tongue-in-cheek guide for advice. This comprehensive guide to baby names is about what not to name your baby. As such, it offers a little comic relief from the baby name dilemma and reminds you that whatever name you choose, someone will find humor in it.
Author: Laura Wattenberg Publisher: Harmony ISBN: 077043648X Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 546
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A fully revised and updated version of the classic baby name guide, featuring updated trends, facts, ideas, and thousands of enchanting names! Your baby’s perfect name is out there. This book will help you find it. The right baby name will speak to your heart, give your child a great start in life—and maybe even satisfy your relatives. But there’s no shortage of names to choose from, and you can’t expect to just stumble upon a name like that in an A-to-Z dictionary. Enter the revised and updated fourth edition of The Baby Name Wizard. This ultimate baby-name guide uses groundbreaking research and computer-generated models to create a visual image for each name, examine its usage and popularity over the last one hundred years, and suggest other specific and promising name ideas. Each unique “name snapshot” includes a rundown of style categories the name belongs to, nickname options, variants, pronunciations, prominent examples, and names with a similar style and feeling. This new edition also contains expanded sections on popular names and style lists. A perfect, up-to-date guide to the modern world of names, The Baby Name Wizard will delight you from the first name you look up and keep you enchanted through your journey to finding the just-right name for your baby.
Author: Carlos Hernandez Publisher: Disney Electronic Content ISBN: 1368045782 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 418
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Best-selling author Rick Riordan presents a brilliant sci-fi romp with Cuban influence that poses this question: What would you do if you had the power to reach through time and space and retrieve anything you want, including your mother, who is no longer living (in this universe, anyway)? How did a raw chicken get inside Yasmany's locker? When Sal Vidon meets Gabi Real for the first time, it isn't under the best of circumstances. Sal is in the principal's office for the third time in three days, and it's still the first week of school. Gabi, student council president and editor of the school paper, is there to support her friend Yasmany, who just picked a fight with Sal. She is determined to prove that somehow, Sal planted a raw chicken in Yasmany's locker, even though nobody saw him do it and the bloody poultry has since mysteriously disappeared. Sal prides himself on being an excellent magician, but for this sleight of hand, he relied on a talent no one would guess . . . except maybe Gabi, whose sharp eyes never miss a trick. When Gabi learns that he's capable of conjuring things much bigger than a chicken--including his dead mother--and she takes it all in stride, Sal knows that she is someone he can work with. There's only one slight problem: their manipulation of time and space could put the entire universe at risk. A sassy entropy sweeper, a documentary about wedgies, a principal who wears a Venetian bauta mask, and heaping platefuls of Cuban food are just some of the delights that await in his mind-blowing novel gift-wrapped in love and laughter.
Author: Joseph Bruchac Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101664800 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 242
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"Readers who choose the book for the attraction of Navajo code talking and the heat of battle will come away with more than they ever expected to find."—Booklist, starred review Throughout World War II, in the conflict fought against Japan, Navajo code talkers were a crucial part of the U.S. effort, sending messages back and forth in an unbreakable code that used their native language. They braved some of the heaviest fighting of the war, and with their code, they saved countless American lives. Yet their story remained classified for more than twenty years. But now Joseph Bruchac brings their stories to life for young adults through the riveting fictional tale of Ned Begay, a sixteen-year-old Navajo boy who becomes a code talker. His grueling journey is eye-opening and inspiring. This deeply affecting novel honors all of those young men, like Ned, who dared to serve, and it honors the culture and language of the Navajo Indians. An ALA Best Book for Young Adults "Nonsensational and accurate, Bruchac's tale is quietly inspiring..."—School Library Journal
Author: Kenneth Oppel Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1481432346 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 22
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“The Nest leaves a lasting mark on the memory.” —The New York Times Book Review Steve just wants to save his baby brother—but what will he lose in the bargain? Kenneth Oppel’s (Silverwing, The Boundless) haunting gothic tale for fans of Coraline, is one of the most acclaimed books of the year, receiving six starred reviews. Illustrations from Caldecott Medalist Jon Klassen. For some kids summer is a sun-soaked season of fun. But for Steve, it’s just another season of worries. Worries about his sick newborn baby brother who is fighting to survive, worries about his parents who are struggling to cope, even worries about the wasp’s nest looming ominously from the eaves. So when a mysterious wasp queen invades his dreams, offering to “fix” the baby, Steve thinks his prayers have been answered. All he has to do is say “Yes.” But “yes” is a powerful word. It is also a dangerous one. And once it is uttered, can it be taken back? Celebrated author Kenneth Oppel creates an eerie masterpiece in this compelling story that explores disability and diversity, fears and dreams, and what ultimately makes a family. Includes illustrations from celebrated artist Jon Klassen.
Author: Danielle Reed Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 0557328985 Category : Family & Relationships Languages : en Pages : 91
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Too trendy, too trashy, too something...ever meet someone with a horrific name and think to yourself what was his mother thinking? She should be slapped! Or, dropped your child off at class only to find 10 little girls with the same name?There is no science to choosing the perfect name for your child, but there is common sense. Emily, Jacob and Boniqua, What NOT to Name Your Child bucks the trends and goes beyond your typical popular name lists and lays out the "rules" for baby naming, such as the Dictionary Test which says, "if you're going to give your child a word name, make sure you know what the word means. For example: Harmony good...TyLenol, bad. Or, why you should avoid "junior" like the plague.Filled with humorous anecdotes, truisms and tested practical advice for new or even experienced parents, this book is sure you keep you laughing all the way to the delivery room.
Author: Alice Feeney Publisher: Flatiron Books ISBN: 1250144833 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 272
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ALICE FEENEYS NEW YORK TIMES AND INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “Boldly plotted, tightly knotted—a provocative true-or-false thriller that deepens and darkens to its ink-black finale. Marvelous.” —AJ Finn, author of The Woman in the Window My name is Amber Reynolds. There are three things you should know about me: 1. I’m in a coma. 2. My husband doesn’t love me anymore. 3. Sometimes I lie. Amber wakes up in a hospital. She can’t move. She can’t speak. She can’t open her eyes. She can hear everyone around her, but they have no idea. Amber doesn’t remember what happened, but she has a suspicion her husband had something to do with it. Alternating between her paralyzed present, the week before her accident, and a series of childhood diaries from twenty years ago, this brilliant psychological thriller asks: Is something really a lie if you believe it's the truth?
Author: Johnny Dongle
Author: Michael Sherrod
Author: Johnny Dongle
Author: David Narter
Author: Laura Wattenberg
Author: Diane Stafford
Author: Carlos Hernandez
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Author: Kenneth Oppel
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Author: Alice Feeney