Author: Standard Booklets Publisher: ISBN: 9781086876864 Category : Languages : en Pages : 122
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We could all do with a laugh. This blank lined journal can be a hilarious gift for any family member, friend or coworker. You can tell them that you thought it would be funny to tell them how you really feel in a sarcastic way. They can write down memories, recipes, daily goals and more with this 6x9 blank lined journal. So, if you like what you see please buy this notebook now! You can also click on our brand name, Standard Booklets, to see more notebooks, paperback blank books, log books and more!
Author: Ryan Mecum Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1440321809 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 82
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In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through deserted streets and barricaded doors. Each three-line poem, structured in the classic 5-7-5 syllable structure, unravels a little more of the story. You'll love every eye-popping, gut-wrenching, flesh-eating page!
Author: Jeff Hart Publisher: Harper Collins ISBN: 0062200356 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 200
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A laugh-out-loud funny, surprisingly romantic, zombie road trip novel filled with heart—and brains. Eat, Brains, Love is perfect for fans of Isaac Marion's Warm Bodies. The good news: Jake's dream girl, Amanda Blake, finally knows his name. The bad news: it's because they both contracted a mysterious zombie virus and devoured the brains of half their senior class. Now Jake and Amanda are on the run from Cass, a teen psychic sent by the government's top-secret Necrotic Control Division to track them down. As Jake and Amanda deal with the existential guilt of eating their best friends and set off in search of a cure for the zombie virus, Cass struggles with a growing psychic dilemma of her own—one that will lead all three of them on an epic journey across the country and make them question what it means to truly be alive. Or undead.
Author: Michelle Pickett Publisher: Clean Teen Publishing ISBN: 1634220196 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 378
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“Breathe. No one will break me. I’m strong. Breathe. Just breathe.” On the outside, Willow appears to have it all. She’s beautiful, smart, from an influential family, and she dates the most popular guy in school—Jaden. But she would walk away from it all in a second. Willow is tormented by lies and suffocating guilt, not the hearts and flowers people believe her life is full of. She carries a dark secret. Plagued by nightmares and pain, the secret dominates her life. If she hadn’t walked away. If she had just… but she didn’t. And now she has to live with her choices. But when someone uncovers her family’s past, they use it against her, crushing her spirit little by little. She tells herself she just has to make it to graduation. Then she can leave Middleton, and her secret, far behind. When Brody transfers to Cassidy High, he turns Willow’s life upside down. He shows her what it feels like to live again, really live. And suddenly, she isn’t satisfied with just surviving until graduation. She wants a normal life—with Brody—and he wants her. But the closer they become, the more it threatens to unravel the secret she’s worked so hard to hide. Willow finds true love with Brody. Will she let his love save her, or walk away from him to keep her secret safe?
Author: Grant Tucker Publisher: Biteback Publishing ISBN: 184954672X Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 298
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After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Author: Curtis Edmonds Publisher: Scary Hippopotamus Books ISBN: 1734046430 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 319
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A CIRCLE OF MOONLIGHT is the sequel to the acclaimed A CIRCLE OF FIRELIGHT and continues the story of the Revere sisters. It is the second volume in the CIRCLE SAGA. Ashlyn Revere is recovering from a traumatic brain injury, and struggling to learn how to walk and talk again. Frustrated with the slow pace of her rehabilitation, she escapes in her dreams to the Western Marches of Summervale, a fantasy realm where she is the Warden. With her sister Penny battling cystic fibrosis, finally receiving a necessary--and potentially deadly--double lung transplant, Ashlyn finds herself powerless to help her sister...in this world. Ashlyn's only hope to save her sister is to cross the Hudson to confront the unquiet ghost of the organ donor--and to face the wrath of the Dark Lord who controls the New York City of her dreams. As Penny hovers near death, Ashlyn finds herself in the fight of her life, battling true evil and hoping to escape a perilous world of her own creation. A CIRCLE OF MOONLIGHT is the sequel to the acclaimed A CIRCLE OF FIRELIGHT and continues the story of the Revere sisters. It is the second volume in the CIRCLE SAGA.
Author: Natasha Osteen Publisher: Price World Publishing ISBN: 1619842335 Category : Languages : en Pages : 289
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"SO THE SIGN SAID is a humorous young adult fiction. The novel’s main character, Jordan Klein, is a precocious seventeen-year-old New York City girl who cracks wise to deal with the world around her. Her mother, Rachel, is a litigator—sharp, refined, and always careful not to spill her gin and tonic on the couch. Her father, Eli, is a professor of divinity, an unapologetic eccentric and, in Jordan’s eyes, a dipsy-doodling disaster. When he spontaneously agrees to pastor a church in podunk Texas for the summer, Jordan’s world is turned upside down. It’s not long before Jordan meets Knox, a gorgeous yet complicated mess, and Bliss, a fun-loving whimsical blonde. Through Knox and Bliss, Jordan discovers the best parts of her new summer home, including the quirky church sign outside her bedroom window. The sign offers advice, provides pun-laden humor, and has an uncanny ability to predict the future—including hers."
Author: Chera Kee Publisher: Univ of TX + ORM ISBN: 1477313184 Category : Social Science Languages : en Pages : 296
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A thorough analysis of zombies in popular culture from the 1930s to contemporary society. The zombie apocalypse hasn’t happened—yet—but zombies are all over popular culture. From movies and TV shows to video games and zombie walks, the undead stalk through our collective fantasies. What is it about zombies that exerts such a powerful fascination? In Not Your Average Zombie, Chera Kee offers an innovative answer by looking at zombies that don’t conform to the stereotypes of mindless slaves or flesh-eating cannibals. Zombies who think, who speak, and who feel love can be sympathetic and even politically powerful, she asserts. Kee analyzes zombies in popular culture from 1930s depictions of zombies in voodoo rituals to contemporary film and television, comic books, video games, and fan practices such as zombie walks. She discusses how the zombie has embodied our fears of losing the self through slavery and cannibalism and shows how “extra-ordinary” zombies defy that loss of free will by refusing to be dehumanized. By challenging their masters, falling in love, and leading rebellions, “extra-ordinary” zombies become figures of liberation and resistance. Kee also thoroughly investigates how representations of racial and gendered identities in zombie texts offer opportunities for living people to gain agency over their lives. Not Your Average Zombie thus deepens and broadens our understanding of how media producers and consumers take up and use these undead figures to make political interventions in the world of the living. “Kee provides a compelling synthesis of theory and criticism . . . useful for horror scholars interested in how portrayals of zombie intersect with race and gender.” —Popular Culture Studies Journal “Kee’s Not Your Average Zombie is an important book . . . Put simply: if it's the one book you read about or cite on zombie, you've made an excellent choice.” —American Quarterly “[Not Your Average Zombie] offers a fresh theoretical framework to a fast-growing field . . . A fascinating contribution to the critical conversation about the zombie as a fantastic figure.” —Journal of the Fantastic in the Arts “I’m impressed by Kee’s scholarship across several fields—film history and gender and critical race studies, especially—and her cultural and historical contextualizing of the current zombie renaissance.” —James H. Cox, University of Texas at Austin, author of The Red Land to the South: American Indian Writers and Indigenous Mexico
Author: Jorge Lacera Publisher: Children's Book Press (CA) ISBN: 9781620147948 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 40
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Mo Romero is a zombie who loves nothing more than growing, cooking, and eating vegetables. Tomatoes? Tantalizing. Peppers? Pure perfection! The problem? Mo's parents insist that their niño eat only zombie cuisine, like arm--panadas and finger foods. They tell Mo over and over that zombies don't eat veggies. But Mo can't imagine a lifetime of just eating zombie food and giving up his veggies. As he questions his own zombie identity, Mo tries his best to convince his parents to give peas a chance. Super duo Megan and Jorge Lacera make their picture--book debut with this sweet story about family, self--discovery, and the power of acceptance. It's a delectable tale that zombie and nonzombie fans alike will devour.
Author: H.R. Boldwood Publisher: Mary Ann Back ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 330
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Welcome to the world of Allie Nighthawk, corpse whisperer and bad ass zombie hunter. “If you raise deadheads, you’d better be able to put ‘em down. Nobody said it was pretty. But in this day, when vampires aren’t just for breakfast anymore, and the dead are disposable pawns for necromancers, someone has to ante up. Looks like I won the lotto. Imagine my delight. You should thank me, really, because the world is batshit crazy.” When the zombie population spikes and no one knows why, it’s up to Allie to solve the mystery. But there’s a hitch. She’s stuck babysitting Leo Abruzzi, a zombie-bitten gangster who’s turning state’s evidence. But the mob and a powerful necromancer will stop at nothing to take Leo and Allie down. Allie Nighthawk is Anita Blake on steroids, with a fondness for leather and Jack on the rocks. She has a healthy dose of Stephanie Plum and Rachel Morgan in her, too, though she’d never admit it. The battle between good and evil just got wicked fun.
Author: Standard Booklets
Author: Ryan Mecum
Author: Jeff Hart
Author: Michelle Pickett
Author: Grant Tucker
Author: Curtis Edmonds
Author: Natasha Osteen
Author: Chera Kee
Author: Jorge Lacera
Author: H.R. Boldwood