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Author: Jamie Gerdsen Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group ISBN: 163299061X Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 180
Book Description
The thing about zombies is you don’t know them when you see them. They’re invisible; but don’t be fooled. As they walk unnoticed through the halls of your small business, they’re doing a number—a negative number—on your bottom line. They slow productivity, treat your customers rudely, and infect other employees with their poor morale and shoddy work ethic. In a small business, one zombie—one employee not pulling his or her share of the workload—can make all the difference. In his second book, Zombies Ate My Business, Jamie Gerdsen returns to help traditional business owners—plumbers, dry cleaners, bakery operators—find and eliminate zombie employees, and to clear the ranks of zombie-like thinking among management. Traditional businesses—those mainstays of Main Street—may have started out with a bang, but many have grown stagnant, even tottering on the edge of death. Join Gerdsen as he considers the life cycle of a traditional business, and the life cycle of an employee. Listen as he forecasts what happens when the two intersect. Sure, a young business staffed with young employees should find it easy to grow; but what about a mature, “plateaued” business, staffed with mature, retirement-age employees? Or a middle-aged company with middle-aged workers? Even these companies can return to growth, says Gerdsen, who speaks from experience with his own turned-around HVAC business. This book maps the way to growth, renewal, and zombie-free prosperity for businesses in all life stages.
Author: Jamie Gerdsen Publisher: Greenleaf Book Group ISBN: 163299061X Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 180
Book Description
The thing about zombies is you don’t know them when you see them. They’re invisible; but don’t be fooled. As they walk unnoticed through the halls of your small business, they’re doing a number—a negative number—on your bottom line. They slow productivity, treat your customers rudely, and infect other employees with their poor morale and shoddy work ethic. In a small business, one zombie—one employee not pulling his or her share of the workload—can make all the difference. In his second book, Zombies Ate My Business, Jamie Gerdsen returns to help traditional business owners—plumbers, dry cleaners, bakery operators—find and eliminate zombie employees, and to clear the ranks of zombie-like thinking among management. Traditional businesses—those mainstays of Main Street—may have started out with a bang, but many have grown stagnant, even tottering on the edge of death. Join Gerdsen as he considers the life cycle of a traditional business, and the life cycle of an employee. Listen as he forecasts what happens when the two intersect. Sure, a young business staffed with young employees should find it easy to grow; but what about a mature, “plateaued” business, staffed with mature, retirement-age employees? Or a middle-aged company with middle-aged workers? Even these companies can return to growth, says Gerdsen, who speaks from experience with his own turned-around HVAC business. This book maps the way to growth, renewal, and zombie-free prosperity for businesses in all life stages.
Author: Scott Gordon Publisher: S.E. Gordon ISBN: 1393625843 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 125
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When BARTHOLOMEW BUNDT receives a new house for Christmas, he's overjoyed. The timing couldn't be more perfect, thanks to a certain crazy frog and his explosive appetite for monster pizza. But when Bartholomew realizes that his new house is built near reactor four in the old Chernobyl nuclear power plant, his skin begins to crawl. Of course, that's not the only thing crawling around there. "Hello?" his voice echoes through the cruel Siberian night. "Eh... It's probably just the neighbors again." He scratches his behind and walks back inside. "You know, I really should have them over for dinner." He smirks and goes back to bed. Certainly before they have him for dinner... Approximately 14,000 words. Intended for children 12 and up. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).
Author: Cara J. Stevens Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1510722335 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 195
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This story kicks off a new full-color series of unofficial graphic novels for Minecrafters! When quiet farm girl Pixel receives an acceptance letter from the prestigious academy for gifted students, Redstone Junior High, she is thrilled! And she works up the courage to leave her family and her beloved farm animals to become a Redstone student. The school prides itself on its safety record as much as its academics -- Mob-free for more than 100 years! boasts a sign on campus. Little does Pixel know that the school's long history of safety is about to take an unsettling turn. When zombies begin popping up on campus, the students begin to panic. Pixel, with the help of her new best friends, is the only one who can figure out why the zombies are invading -- but can she do it before the school becomes a battlefield? The adventure that unfolds will test Pixel's courage, reveal a unique and precious gift that she never knew she had, and change how she treats hostile mobs forever.
Author: Tommy Greenwald Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 1338305948 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 184
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Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government zombie project -- but now can he survive human elementary school? From the hilarious mind behind the Crimebiters series comes a new trilogy that fans of The Last Kids on Earth will love to pieces (literally). Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government lab that's developing zombies. Young, scared, and alone, he is found by the Kinders, a warmhearted couple who take him in. The Kinders decide Arnold will become part of their family. They help him disguise his undead appearance and teach him how to act like a human boy. After a lot of practice, he's ready for the ultimate test: Fifth grade!
Author: Jamie Gerdsen Publisher: ISBN: 9781632990709 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 198
Book Description
The thing about zombies is you don't know them when you see them. They're invisible; but don't be fooled. As they walk unnoticed through the halls of your small business, they're doing a number-a negative number-on your bottom line. They slow productivity, treat your customers rudely, and infect other employees with their poor morale and shoddy work ethic. In a small business, one zombie-one employee not pulling his or her share of the workload-can make all the difference. In his second book, Zombies Ate My Business, Jamie Gerdsen returns to help traditional business owners-plumbers, dry cleaners, bakery operators-find and eliminate zombie employees, and to clear the ranks of zombie-like thinking among management. Traditional businesses-those mainstays of Main Street-may have started out with a bang, but many have grown stagnant, even tottering on the edge of death. Join Gerdsen as he considers the life cycle of a traditional business, and the life cycle of an employee. Listen as he forecasts what happens when the two intersect. Sure, a young business staffed with young employees should find it easy to grow; but what about a mature, "plateaued" business, staffed with mature, retirement-age employees? Or a middle-aged company with middle-aged workers? Even these companies can return to growth, says Gerdsen, who speaks from experience with his own turned-around HVAC business. This book maps the way to growth, renewal, and zombie-free prosperity for businesses in all life stages.
Author: Judge Rufus Peckham, Judge Publisher: ISBN: Category : Computers Languages : en Pages : 198
Book Description
News unencumbered by the facts... All the best headlines, highlights, and hilarity of Carbolic Smoke Ball's first three years online. Over 250 classic items and editorials, with dozens of new features, photos, and illustrations, a foreword by Randy Baumann, and an introduction by Rick Sebak. All assembled in the finest fake news collection you¿ll ever see. Or read. Or fear. It's the truth, even if it didn't happen...
Author: Mark Tufo Publisher: DevilDog Press ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 473
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BT, Gary and Mrs. Deneaux race to the Talbot compound in a desperate bid to turn the tides of a lost war. Is Michael dead? Is the question plaguing the Talbots as they prepare for the final showdown with a merciless enemy hell bent on their absolute destruction.
Author: K. Bennett Publisher: Pinnacle Books ISBN: 0786030453 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 317
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You Have The Right To Remain Dead What's worse than killing a cop? Eating him afterwards. Which is exactly what happened to a Los Angeles County sheriff on Mulholland Drive. Now Mallory Caine, zombie at law, faces the toughest trial of her life--her own--since she's the prime suspect. Ironically, Mallory's been suppressing her undead desires in a 12-step zombie recovery group. It's her human desires that scare her. . . Anyone You Crave Can And Will Be Held Against You He's one hot werewolf named Steve "Rawhide" Ravener, and he's Mallory's latest client. His cheating wife has run off with a rival pack, and if he hopes to see their cubs again, he needs a lawyer whose bite is worse than his bark. Needless to say, family law has never been this hairy. And with a murder charge hanging over her head, a snake goddess charming her mother, and all kinds of hell-spawn taking over L.A., Mallory's plate is full. And she's dying to take a bite. . ..
Author: Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 56
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For more than 20 years, Network World has been the premier provider of information, intelligence and insight for network and IT executives responsible for the digital nervous systems of large organizations. Readers are responsible for designing, implementing and managing the voice, data and video systems their companies use to support everything from business critical applications to employee collaboration and electronic commerce.
Author: Jean Marie Rusin Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1481724800 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 184
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Zombies walks the street of Los Angeles and Hawaii, Special Report, warning stay inside and close the doors and windows, wait until help arrives, then breaking news, a thousand zombies spotted at the North Shore, there was a attack and you sees guts and bloods and bodies broken apart. Zombies are everywhere and watched out, I looked out of the window and I said to Jim, when we are going to the helicopter and fly away from here and maybe, we can even get to New York, and we will tried tonight said Jim to Kelly, ok! will pack the things, and we need to gets to the car, and but we are surrounded, I know but we need to get to the car and drive to the airport and get out of here but the news said that we need to locked up everything and stay for help!
Author: Jamie Gerdsen
Author: Jamie Gerdsen
Author: Scott Gordon
Author: Cara J. Stevens
Author: Tommy Greenwald
Author: Jamie Gerdsen
Author: Judge Rufus Peckham, Judge
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Author: Jean Marie Rusin