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Author: Sequoia Childrens Publishing Publisher: Phoenix International Publications, Inc. ISBN: 1649962541 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 26
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What did the strawberry say to the banana? You've got a-peel! This laugh-out-loud book is full of pun-derful jokes to keep kids giggling as they read! Readers will even learn fun facts, hilarious history, and get a chance to write their own jokes.
Author: Sequoia Childrens Publishing Publisher: Phoenix International Publications, Inc. ISBN: 164996336X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 26
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What did the strawberry say to the banana? You've got a-peel! This laugh-out-loud book is full of pun-derful jokes to keep kids giggling as they read! Readers will even learn fun facts, hilarious history, and get a chance to write their own jokes.
Author: Sequoia Childrens Publishing Publisher: Sequoia Kids Media ISBN: 9781649961945 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 24
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What did the strawberry say to the banana? You've got a-peel! This laugh-out-loud book is full of pun-derful jokes to keep kids giggling as they read! Readers will even learn fun facts, hilarious history, and get a chance to write their own jokes.
Author: Matthew M. Hurley Publisher: MIT Press ISBN: 026201582X Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 374
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Some things are funny -- jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed -- but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature -- aka natural selection -- cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1612435904 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 118
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Author: John Leatherman Publisher: Glass Road Media ISBN: 0988478994 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 355
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From the incredibly intricate storyteller John Leatherman comes a tale with more twists and turns than any episode of Sherlock. For television news intern Chance Trifle, the third time really is the charm. He experiences every day three times, and only what happens on the third version is permanent. The rest of the world seems unaware that each day has two unofficial versions. Chance’s foreknowledge allows him to get what he thinks is his ticket to journalistic stardom – video of the murder of pop star Prima by record producer Sam Mason. But each unofficial attempt to release the sensational video goes horribly wrong, so on the official days, Chance keeps it secret. Meanwhile, he juggles relationships with two female interns, Danielle Arbusto and Trish Villanova—both captivated by his apparent cleverness. With every moment Chance sits on the video, he feels more and more in league with a criminal. Obsessed with finding the right way to protect himself, profit from the video, and keep his girlfriends from finding out about each other, Chance misses hearing about the abduction of five-year-old Wendy Starnes until after his last chance to prevent it. Then as he struggles to help find Starnes, the video goes missing and turns up anonymously on the Web. It’s only a matter of time before someone links it to him—and realizes he could have saved Prima and brought a murderer to justice if he hadn’t been so focused on himself. On the run from conniving coworkers, spurned lovers, determined detectives, bloodthirsty thugs, and fierce mercenaries, can Chance take his mind off personal gain long enough to realize the right way to use his gift?
Author: Sarah Flowers Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1300584416 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 216
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The plane landed, Beth stepped down and Josh like to lose his teeth. His mouth dropped clear to his chin, his eyes like to bulge out of his head. Of all things his pants tightened in the crotch. He wanted to swear at his reactions to this gal. God! Oh God! But this dame is drop dead gor-geous, a beauty! One to make a guys mouth water like a running spigot! He has one damn word for her... "WOW!" Josh is staring and gawking like a damn idiot. His old pal still has great taste in women. But he sure has a helluva' lot of guts to send her here and alone! You don't turn a beauty like that loose, not if you're in your right mind. He wouldn't for damn sure. If she wasn't one of Seth's Babe's he'd make a big play for her. Where has she been all his life? That Seth is one damn lucky...S.O.B."
Author: Theodore Sturgeon Publisher: North Atlantic Books ISBN: 1583947450 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 409
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A collection of the early works of Theodore Sturgeon, acclaimed Grand Master of Science Fiction—featuring forewords by Ray Bradbury and Arthur C. Clarke Although Theodore Sturgeon's reach was limited to the lengths of the short story and novelette, his influence was strongly felt by even the most original science fiction stylists—including Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, and Gene Wolfe. Written from 1937 to 1940, the stories here showcase Sturgeon's masterful knack for clever, O. Henry-ish plot twists, sparkling character development, and almost archetypal, “Why didn't I think of that?” story ideas. Early Sturgeon masterpieces include “It,” a story about the violence done by a creature spontaneously born from garbage and mud, and “Helix the Cat,” about an inventor's bizarre encounter with a disembodied soul and the cat that saves it. Featuring more than forty stories, The Ultimate Egoist is a timelessly entertaining tour through the early career and unique genius of this legend of science fiction.
Author: Zoe Tokushige Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 0593465849 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 321
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In this latest laugh-out-loud adventure, Airi's pranks go global on a family trip to Japan--but is pranking really all it's cracked up to be? Perfect for fans of Dork Diaries and Diary of a Wimpy Kid! School is out for the summer, and Airi is off to Japan with her family to visit her grandparents and cousins for the first time in years. As fun as the trip will be, Airi is worried that her new friends will forget about her while she’s gone. Will the stories she sends them from her vacation be exciting enough to keep them wanting more? Looks like it’s time to pull some pranks and keep her friends—and her family—entertained! But after some of her plans cause problems, Airi starts to question whether her supposedly fun ideas are actually worth it after all. Is being the prankmaster general all it's cracked up to be? In this latest Airi Sano adventure, Airi and her pranks are in for the trip of a lifetime!
Author: Sequoia Childrens Publishing
Author: Sequoia Childrens Publishing
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Author: Matthew M. Hurley
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
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Author: Sarah Flowers
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Author: Zoe Tokushige
Author: Thomas A. Brown