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Author: Sandy Rozelman Publisher: Tate Pub & Enterprises Llc ISBN: 9781621479116 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 258
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A judge asks the prisoner, "What are you charged with? "Doing my Christmas shopping early," he replied. "That s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened." People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it s safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs. The mother of three unruly young boys was asked whether or not she d have children if she could do it all over again. "Sure," she replied, "just not the same ones." Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?" Defendant: "No, I did not." Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they re a lot better than the penalty for murder." A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S TA C Z"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." Birthdays are good for you: The more you have, the longer you live. The author, Sandy Rozelman, is happy to share her love of humor with you."
Author: Sandy Rozelman Publisher: Tate Pub & Enterprises Llc ISBN: 9781621479116 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 258
Book Description
A judge asks the prisoner, "What are you charged with? "Doing my Christmas shopping early," he replied. "That s no offense. How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened." People are more violently opposed to fur than they are to leather because it s safer to harrass rich women than motorcycle gangs. The mother of three unruly young boys was asked whether or not she d have children if she could do it all over again. "Sure," she replied, "just not the same ones." Prosecutor: "Did you kill the victim?" Defendant: "No, I did not." Prosecutor: "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" Defendant: "Yes, I do. And they re a lot better than the penalty for murder." A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S TA C Z"Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." Birthdays are good for you: The more you have, the longer you live. The author, Sandy Rozelman, is happy to share her love of humor with you."
Author: Carla Speed McNeil Publisher: Dark Horse Comics ISBN: 1616554673 Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 186
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There's never been a metropolis, slum, or building that Jaeger couldn't infiltrate, escape, and/or loot--until now! Multiple award-winning creator Carla Speed McNeil collaborates with color artists Jenn Manley Lee and Bill Mudron to create the very first full-color Finder graphic novel. First serialized in the pages of Dark Horse Presents, this Finder adventure now includes sixteen extra story pages and extensive annotations by McNeil. Finder: Third World also proves to be a massive, eye-opening turning point in the life of Jaeger, a major character in this mysterious, complex, sci-fi flavored world and the intriguing, wily heart of Finder itself!
Author: Thomas Mondello Publisher: Virtualbookworm Publishing ISBN: 9781589394117 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 284
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Sometimes people say and do things that just make you sit back and wonder. Well, this book is definitely three chapters of pure wonderment! It all begins innocently enough within the womb then guides you on a path of fifth grade laughter and hi-jinx. Each tale contains real life situations that will surely bring a smile to your face. In fact, they're almost therapeutic as they confirm the fact that yes, there is actually someone out there in the world more moronic than yourself! Now isn't that a comforting thought! Stories from childhood through high school, to a three-year stint with the United States navy, right up to present day, only proves one thing. That years and experience of life mean absolutely nothing if you can't look back on them and have yourself a good hearty laugh! Hopefully some of the stories within this book will help to stir up a few entertaining memories from your own past. Remember.. memories are the fuel powering our sanity! Welcome to Tommy's world!
Author: Laurie Berkner Publisher: Scholastic Inc. ISBN: 0439429153 Category : Children's songs Languages : en Pages : 34
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Kids will read and sing along as feelings come to life in The Story of My Feelings. Growing up is a tough job, and it is important to embrace laughing, sighing, crying, and yelling. Fun and engaging illustrations by Caroline Jayne Church accompany the lyrics and add a vibrancy to the CD. You know you'll feel better after you read and sing The Story of My Feelings!
Author: Judith Kay Nelson Publisher: Routledge ISBN: 0415998328 Category : Psychology Languages : en Pages : 222
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In her characteristically engaging style, Nelson argues that laughter is based in the attachment system, which explains much about its confusing and apparently contradictory qualities. This lively book sheds light on the ways in which we connect, grow, and transform and how, through shared humor, play, and delight, we have fun doing so.
Author: Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 86
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From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.
Author: Seth Kinstle Publisher: Seth Kinstle ISBN: Category : Comics & Graphic Novels Languages : en Pages : 259
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Where would you be without the diverse jokes of this book? There are tons of people telling jokes but only so many can do it this well. No one in the world can compare to the notes jotted down here. It's no wonder they created a massive revolution of comedic idealism. If that was too complicated for you, let me elaborate with a simplistic senseless sentence. These jokes are the best thing you ever laid eyes on. They will calm your spirits and elevate your perceptions of life. They will treat your wounds and send your worries on their way. In this unique one of a kind collection, you'll be sure to experience electricity flowing through your veins, and be electrocuted into a hilarious eternal awakening of funniness. There's a new joke to be discovered on every page. It's truly the best piece of comedic work that ever existed. Jump on in and witness the divine laughter inside.
Author: S. Ann Cole Publisher: S. Ann Cole ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 406
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Trevillo Nelson is not your average guy. He wears that sharp business suit, but it sure as hell doesn’t fit. He lives by his own rules, on his own terms. He’s his own universe. A man of singular tastes, this oversexed demon doesn’t do young chicks. Are you single, free, disengaged? Sorry, he’s not into you. Are you off the market? Well, he’s most certainly interested. And best believe he’ll seduce your underwear right down to your ankles, leaving you no choice but to give in. That’s how the real estate mogul has always lived his life—backwards. But things take a drastic turn, both for better and for worse, when Krissan Kingston walks into his office… This is Trevillo and Krissan’s story. The final book of the Billionaire Brothers series. Told in both first-person and third-person narrative. Topics: romance books for adults for, romance in English, Billionaire romance series, alpha hero, rich hero, bad boy, sexy billionaire romance, romance with a good plot, romance suspense, angsty romance, hot hero, steamy romance, sexy billionaire ebooks, wealthy alpha billionaire romance, contemporary romance adult, steamy books, billionaire romance with sex, sensual romance, super hot romance, sexy romance, epic love stories, amazing romance, google play bestsellers, sweet love stories, romance novels, , sexually romantic books, romance ebooks, romance in English, millionaire hero, billionaire hero, books like Bared to You, books like Fifty shades, books like 365 dni, innocent heroine, poor girl rich hero, billionaire falls in love, wealthy hot hero, romance with HEA, happily ever after, emotional romance, suspenseful romance, CEO boss, office romance, alpha boss, hot and steamy, filthy billionaire romance, dirty boss romance
Author: Allison Leotta Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1476761027 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 352
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Newly single after calling off her wedding, sex-crimes prosecutor Anna Curtis is summoned home to Michigan when her old high school coach--a hometown hero--is killed in a fiery car crash. But Anna isn't there to prosecute a crime, she's home to support her innocent sister, Jody, who has been wrongfully accused of the coach's murder. But maybe Jody isn't so innocent after all? The police are convinced that Jody was having an affair with the married coach and killed him out of jealousy. As Anna investigates with the help of her childhood friend Cooper Bolden--an Afghan War veteran with a secret of his own--she slowly peels back the faȧde of her all-American hometown and discovers that no one is telling the truth about the coach, not even the people she thought she knew best. When the town rallies against them, threatening not just Jody's liberty but both sisters' lives, Anna resolves to do everything she can to save her sister and defend the only family she has left.
Author: Sandy Rozelman
Author: Sandy Rozelman
Author: Sandy Rozelman
Author: Carla Speed McNeil
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Author: Laurie Berkner
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Author: Seth Kinstle
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Author: Allison Leotta