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Author: Crystal Hemmingway Publisher: Galbadia Press ISBN: 1950458024 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 376
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Perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Maria Semple, a smart romantic comedy about mothers and daughters, told in an addicting, fast-paced style. Crystal has trouble saying no to her lonely, single mother. For 25 years, it wasn't a problem. But when one small mistake leaves Crystal jilted, homeless, and unemployed, she has to move back in with the person who caused it all: her mother. Soon Crystal is sucked into her mother's vortex, partying with boomers and hawking homemade marshmallows. Desperate for some independence, she hatches a foolproof plan: get an experimental android to play her mom's "perfect" boyfriend. It's only a matter of time before her mom finds out, and Crystal will never live down the hilarious and disastrous consequences. A story told through emails, texts, and journal entries, Mom's Perfect Boyfriend is a humorous yet deeply honest portrayal of the complicated friendship between mothers and daughters. Sometimes the people we want to rely upon the least are those who can help us the most.
Author: Fun Notebooks Publisher: ISBN: 9781077741331 Category : Languages : en Pages : 134
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You Are Otterly Amazing notebook/journal to write in and uplift your day knowing that you are an amazing person. This notebook/journal contains blank wide ruled line paper which makes it great for note taking, lists, journaling, diary, brainstorming, scripting, tracking, schedule keeping, reminders, planning, doodling, documenting, and much more. It is the perfect travel size and you can put in your bag or purse Makes a great gift for those who love notebooks, writing and staying organized. Features 6 x 9 Soft cover 130 pages; white paper Wide rule line paper; blank Matte cover
Author: Ben Clanton Publisher: Tundra Books ISBN: 0735262497 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 65
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A New York Times Bestselling series “Hilarious and charming. The most lovable duo since Frog and Toad.” —NYT-bestselling creator of the Dog Man and Captain Underpants series, Dav Pilkey Narwhal and Jelly . . . and Otty?! Exuberant Narwhal and skeptical Jelly test the waters of adding a new friend to their pod when they meet Otty the super-adventurous otter in the fourth book of this blockbuster early graphic novel series! Dive into three new stories about the joy of adventure and the power of friendship! In the first story, Otty the otter makes her debut splash; while Narwhal greets her with immediate enthusiasm, Jelly's not so sure about her...mostly because he worries she'll take his place as Narwhal's best friend. Readers will easily see why Narwhal's so excited to meet Otty, a boisterous explorer who even has an aunt who's a real live sea captain! But readers will also relate to Jelly's uneasiness seeing his best friend making a new pal. Jelly tries to work out his jealousy in story two, and in story three, the new trio say "Ahoy, adventure!" and discover they all have more in common than they thought . . . including a love of waffles! Jelly also takes over the "Super Waffle and Strawberry Sidekick" comic providing a sidekick's-eye-view of defeating the dreaded dEVILed egg!
Author: Rebecca Felix Publisher: Millbrook Press ISBN: 1728407877 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 35
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Adorable otters are everywhere: in rivers, in oceans, and on the internet! A playful design inspired by social media will draw in young readers while fun facts teach them all about these cute creatures.
Author: Crystal Hemmingway Publisher: Galbadia Press ISBN: 1950458024 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 376
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Perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella and Maria Semple, a smart romantic comedy about mothers and daughters, told in an addicting, fast-paced style. Crystal has trouble saying no to her lonely, single mother. For 25 years, it wasn't a problem. But when one small mistake leaves Crystal jilted, homeless, and unemployed, she has to move back in with the person who caused it all: her mother. Soon Crystal is sucked into her mother's vortex, partying with boomers and hawking homemade marshmallows. Desperate for some independence, she hatches a foolproof plan: get an experimental android to play her mom's "perfect" boyfriend. It's only a matter of time before her mom finds out, and Crystal will never live down the hilarious and disastrous consequences. A story told through emails, texts, and journal entries, Mom's Perfect Boyfriend is a humorous yet deeply honest portrayal of the complicated friendship between mothers and daughters. Sometimes the people we want to rely upon the least are those who can help us the most.
Author: Tara Sivec Publisher: Independently Published ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 372
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It's been a lot of years and another lifetime since Dax Trevino was a playboy detective for the Franklin Police Department. He's been through hell and back, and now he just wants to be left alone, so he can cuddle his otters.When two of his babies are kidnapped in the middle of the night, and Claws and Effect Pet Detectives are called to the rescue, quiet, broody Dax never expects to be tackled and handcuffed by the only woman he ever regretted being a douchebag to all those years ago.Harley Blake has spent her entire life taking care of her accident-prone father with a fondness for dead animals, and her forty-year-old brother who refuses to grow up. The last thing she needs is another complication in her life, and Detective Douchebag is at the top of the list.Dax might not be a cop anymore, and he might have outgrown his one-and-done player status, but that doesn't mean she's going to get burned a second time and fall for his charms. The infuriating man already branded a mark on her heart years ago, making sure she'd never forget him. Besides, she has a case to solve for the guy, and this is just business.But the sarcasm starts flying, there are a gaggle of adorable otters who need to be cuddled, a Bandit Von Trash Panda who just wants to play poker, pot brownies, and squirrels dressed for a wedding... at a funeral. Things are heating up-and not just from the small tree fire after the grenade went off-and this man is suddenly simplifying her life instead of making it worse.Harley knows she won't escape this time without being Otterly Scorched.
Author: Bertrice Small Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1101118504 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 461
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New York Times bestselling author Bertrice Small continues the story of extraordinary orphaned beauty Rosamund Bolton in the second novel in the Friarsgate Inheritance series. Rosamund Bolton is determined finally to live her own life. She has claimed her inheritance, rejected her latest suitor—and decided to travel to the court of her dear friend, Queen Margaret of Scotland. It is against this lavish and unpredictable backdrop that she will meet the man who will forever change her destiny. Patrick Leslie, the first earl of Glenkirk, has a tragic past, but he brings to Rosamund a passion that few will ever know. And as war looms once more between England and Scotland, and Henry VIII seeks to make himself the most powerful monarch in all of Europe, Patrick and Rosamund will undertake a dangerous mission on behalf of King James IV—one that will test the very limits of their loyalty and the depths of their love...
Author: Ngaio Marsh Publisher: Felony & Mayhem Press ISBN: 1631940155 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 326
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Folkways turn fatal in a very old-fashioned English village, in this witty mystery filled with “ingenious” detective work (Kirkus Reviews, starred review). The village of South Mardian likes the old ways. The very old ways. This may be 1957, but South Mardian still features a blacksmith, a village idiot, and an elaborate fertility ritual performed at the winter solstice. There’s squabbling, of course, and worse—like when one of the ritual’s main players is found beheaded, everything north of his neck having been neatly lopped off by a ritual sword. Inspector Alleyn does have to contain a certain incredulous amusement at the village’s fetishistic embrace of the eighteenth century—he does not, for example, have a real passion for morris dancing—but he’ll try to keep a straight face long enough to find the killer and let South Mardian return to the warm embrace of pre-Industrial Britain. “A peerless practitioner of the slightly surreal, English-village comedy-mystery.” —Kirkus Reviews “The doyenne of traditional mystery writers.” —The New York Times
Author: Mandy Murray Publisher: David and Charles ISBN: 1446380947 Category : Crafts & Hobbies Languages : en Pages : 189
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Learn how to do quick and easy applique the Sew Quirky way for fun, sewn projects. This collection of 12 designs for bright and bold machine applique patterns can be used to create bags, pillows, and quilts as well as to embellish clothes. Author, Mandy Murray, has a very unique style and that is reflected in her irreverent, humorous approach to designing, so whether it’s a dachshund in a doughnut or a flamingo who likes to mingle, her designs can’t fail to make you smile. This collection includes 12 projects for homewares and wearables. Choose from a fun floor cushion to an apron, table mats, wall hanging and even a dinosaur inspired applique design for a denim jacket. Mandy uses fusible applique to bring her designs to life and she explains this technique with step-by-step instructions and illustrations at the beginning of the book along with specific advice about getting the most from your sewing machine and using unusual fabrics – she loves to incorporate cork, vinyl and other eye catching fabrics into her designs. Other applique and piecing techniques covered include fussy cutting, layered applique, fabric selection and fabric 'auditioning' so you choose the best fabric for your project; how to get the right tension on your sewing machine and which feet to use, as well how to choose the right threads and needles for the best results. Other subjects covered include how to add hand embroidery and decorative stitches, quilting and finishing techniques and adding embellishments. Mandy also shares her techniques for different stitch styles, and shows you how to get exciting effects with even the most basic sewing machine. And she explains how to create her distinctive applique style using decorative stitches in the stitch library. The full-size applique patterns are included on a pull-out pattern sheet so you don’t need to print them out and stick pages together, and all the applique templates are included at full-size so you can get going straight away once you’ve decided which design to tackle first! As well as the main techniques section there are 12 exciting projects to choose from. Mandy is known for her fun and quirky designs: a dachshund in a donut, an otter on an inflatable and a flamingo who likes to mingle all feature in this fun pattern collection which includes wall art, embellishments on clothing, cushions, quilts and an apron. The projects come together quickly and easily and make the perfect funky present for families and friends.
Author: Jenny Kellett Publisher: Bellanova Books ISBN: Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 99
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"Discover the Wet & Wild World of Otters!" Dive into the fascinating world of otters with "The Ultimate Otter Book for Kids" by leading non-fiction author and trainee zookeeper, Jenny Kellett! Specially crafted for curious kids aged 9-12, this comprehensive guide takes you on a journey through the lives of these playful, water-loving creatures. With stunning, full-color photographs capturing otters in their natural habitats, this book brings these adorable animals right into your hands. What's Inside? From understanding different otter species around the globe to uncovering their unique physical features and adaptations, this book leaves no stone unturned. Marvel at otters' intricate social structures, communication skills, and playful behaviors. Discover their diets, their role in ecosystems, and why otters are so important for our environment. Plus, explore how humans and otters have interacted through history, and what's being done to protect these fantastic animals today. Keep the Learning Going! The learning doesn't stop there! Test your otter knowledge with a challenging quiz and an otter-themed word search puzzle. Uncover incredible fun facts and trivia that will make you an otter expert in no time. Book Features: 📸 Beautiful Full-Color Photographs 🎯 Comprehensive, Age-Appropriate Content 🎓 Fun Quiz and Word Search Puzzle 🎉 Over 50 Otter Facts for Trivia Lovers "The Ultimate Otter Book for Kids" combines education and entertainment in a way that will capture the imagination of young readers. Get ready to slide into the captivating universe of otters—your adventure awaits!
Author: Crystal Hemmingway
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