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Author: Andrew Stanek Publisher: ISBN: 9781519330017 Category : Languages : en Pages : 210
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You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) is a madcap comedy of truly ludicrous proportions. After Nathan Haynes dies, he discovers that the afterlife is run by straight-laced bureaucrats, but when he refuses to sign his 21B he is punted back to life in his insane home city of Dead Donkey. He can't rest easy, though - the bureaucrats are out to get him and they will put his papers in order, no matter the cost. Will our hero die (again)? Will the bureaucrats trick him into filling the proper forms in? Will Nathan ever get to do his laundry? Find out in You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please)!
Author: Andrew Stanek Publisher: ISBN: 9781519330017 Category : Languages : en Pages : 210
Book Description
You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please) is a madcap comedy of truly ludicrous proportions. After Nathan Haynes dies, he discovers that the afterlife is run by straight-laced bureaucrats, but when he refuses to sign his 21B he is punted back to life in his insane home city of Dead Donkey. He can't rest easy, though - the bureaucrats are out to get him and they will put his papers in order, no matter the cost. Will our hero die (again)? Will the bureaucrats trick him into filling the proper forms in? Will Nathan ever get to do his laundry? Find out in You Are Dead. (Sign Here Please)!
Author: Claudia Lux Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 059354577X Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 433
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A darkly humorous, surprisingly poignant, and utterly gripping debut novel about a guy who works in Hell (literally) and is on the cusp of a big promotion if only he can get one more member of the wealthy Harrison family to sell their soul. Peyote Trip has a pretty good gig in the deals department on the fifth floor of Hell. Sure, none of the pens work, the coffee machine has been out of order for a century, and the only drink on offer is Jägermeister, but Pey has a plan—and all he needs is one last member of the Harrison family to sell their soul. When the Harrisons retreat to the family lake house for the summer, with their daughter Mickey’s precocious new friend, Ruth, in tow, the opportunity Pey has waited a millennium for might finally be in his grasp. And with the help of his charismatic coworker Calamity, he sets a plan in motion. But things aren’t always as they seem, on Earth or in Hell. And as old secrets and new dangers scrape away at the Harrisons’ shiny surface, revealing the darkness beneath, everyone must face the consequences of their choices.
Author: Glenda Norwood Petz Publisher: Tiger Eye Publications ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 228
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From the author of Ghost Girl and Hurricane comes a collection of her best horror short stories and novellas. We’re All Dead Here contains ten tales of bone-chilling terror. Snowbound finds a young woman stranded on a desolate highway during a blizzard, a road that she was warned to stay off of. Sheltered inside her car, she is being stalked by night creatures with a thirst for human blood. In Midnight At the Morgue, night watchman, Carlo Ranerry, gets trapped in the basement morgue during a power outage – and he’s not alone. What was supposed to be a pleasure trip to New York City turns into a sky terror when the small private jet is hi-jacked in Flight of Fancy. Other stories included are Autopsy, What Grows In the Garden, Riders On the Storm, Dentophobia, Kitty Kibbles, The Rocking Chair, and Scenic Route. All of these stories are nail-biting tales of fear that will haunt you long after you finish the book.
Author: Carolyn Abner Gaston Publisher: AuthorHouse ISBN: 1467081566 Category : Languages : en Pages : 336
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Alan Jones' Desperately Trying to keep his deepest Secret Buried, while detective Theodore Investigates a hit and bury on Road fifteen on the Fourth of July! While his plate gets fuller' While Alan's business Partner Richard Oxford was Brutally Murdered! And there deep secret stays remained. Who gets into unexpected deeper hot water then he realize with detective Theodore snooping around for evidents. While his ungrateful selfish jealous wife Joanna Jones worries about losing her bank roll' While Lisa Jones searches for her romance desperately with Dupree Oxford' who gets arrested for murder. Who have left a surprise message on Richards Oxfords body find out whom and what that message means? While detective Theodore has more on his plate then he can chew with the murders. Coming soon: Moonbeam Murder! You can Contact Carolyn Abner Gaston at Face book.com: or [email protected]
Author: Randy Pausch Publisher: ISBN: 9780340978504 Category : Cancer Languages : en Pages : 0
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The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
Author: Pauline Holdstock Publisher: Biblioasis ISBN: 1771963107 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 272
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A 49th Shelf Editors’ Pick MyMum said sometimes refugees don’t eat anything for days and days. Sometimes weeks and months so I am really lucky. I think she exaggerates. But I think she is right about the lucky bit. Or maybe not. Sometimes I forget that MyMum is dead. But that is probably better than remembering. When Frankie’s mother dies, he tells his teacher, of course. But he can't seem to get anyone at his school in southern England to listen to him. So the six-year-old comes up with a plan: go to France, find a police station, and ask the officers to ring his father. Thus a stowaway’s view of the sea opens Giller-nominated Pauline Holdstock’s eighth novel, narrated in turns by Frankie—who likes cheese, numbers, the sea when it’s pink and “smooth like counting,” and being alone when he feels bad—and a cast of characters that includes his worried Gran, his callous teacher, and his not-so-reliable father. Set in the summer of Annichka the Soviet space dog, Here I Am! is a mesmerizing story about the lucidity of children and the shortsightedness of adults.
Author: Hans Rosling Publisher: Flatiron Books ISBN: 125012381X Category : Science Languages : en Pages : 353
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INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “One of the most important books I’ve ever read—an indispensable guide to thinking clearly about the world.” – Bill Gates “Hans Rosling tells the story of ‘the secret silent miracle of human progress’ as only he can. But Factfulness does much more than that. It also explains why progress is so often secret and silent and teaches readers how to see it clearly.” —Melinda Gates "Factfulness by Hans Rosling, an outstanding international public health expert, is a hopeful book about the potential for human progress when we work off facts rather than our inherent biases." - Former U.S. President Barack Obama Factfulness: The stress-reducing habit of only carrying opinions for which you have strong supporting facts. When asked simple questions about global trends—what percentage of the world’s population live in poverty; why the world’s population is increasing; how many girls finish school—we systematically get the answers wrong. So wrong that a chimpanzee choosing answers at random will consistently outguess teachers, journalists, Nobel laureates, and investment bankers. In Factfulness, Professor of International Health and global TED phenomenon Hans Rosling, together with his two long-time collaborators, Anna and Ola, offers a radical new explanation of why this happens. They reveal the ten instincts that distort our perspective—from our tendency to divide the world into two camps (usually some version of us and them) to the way we consume media (where fear rules) to how we perceive progress (believing that most things are getting worse). Our problem is that we don’t know what we don’t know, and even our guesses are informed by unconscious and predictable biases. It turns out that the world, for all its imperfections, is in a much better state than we might think. That doesn’t mean there aren’t real concerns. But when we worry about everything all the time instead of embracing a worldview based on facts, we can lose our ability to focus on the things that threaten us most. Inspiring and revelatory, filled with lively anecdotes and moving stories, Factfulness is an urgent and essential book that will change the way you see the world and empower you to respond to the crises and opportunities of the future. --- “This book is my last battle in my life-long mission to fight devastating ignorance...Previously I armed myself with huge data sets, eye-opening software, an energetic learning style and a Swedish bayonet for sword-swallowing. It wasn’t enough. But I hope this book will be.” Hans Rosling, February 2017.
Author: Joel Marsh Publisher: Lulu.com ISBN: 1470928280 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 272
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** Persuasion, manipulation & brainwashing. The most complete method of influence, ever. ** Did you know that most "classic" persuasion books are built on old research from the 1980's? Based on the science of psychology and the methods of masters, The Composite Persuasion is the long-awaited update to persuasion research for a new generation of persuaders, online and in real-life. Joel Marsh is a world-class Experience Architect who has compared over 40 persuasive disciplines, combining the best methods from the world's most persuasive experts into a single formula. From military training and movie scripts, to fortune tellers and scientists, all persuasion everywhere is the same. Learn how to "do" persuasion, fix your weaknesses, and avoid being manipulated, now.
Author: Heather Burnside Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1789542073 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 320
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The queen of urban crime is back with a shocking, brilliant new series – The Working Girls When everyone is on the make, it's hard to tell who's fooling who... A TRIP TO THE DARK SIDE When respected journalist, Maddy, goes to interview prostitutes in a rundown Manchester pub, she doesn't reckon on attracting the attention of their ruthless pimp, Gilly. He quickly decides to use Maddy for his own gains; he just needs to work out how. A TOXIC AFFAIR In the weeks that follow, Maddy is oblivious to Gilly's growing obsession with her, particularly when she begins a romance with successful businessman, Aaron. Their passionate love affair starts to dominate her life, and she finds herself losing control and alienating the people around her. A TARGET ON HER BACK As Maddy's safe and successful life starts to crumble around her, she must quickly work out who has it in for her, before it's too late... Heather Burnside is back with this breath-taking, heart-racing new series, perfect for all fans of Kimberley Chambers and Martina Cole. Readers love Heather Burnside! 'WOW LOVED THIS BOOK.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Fab fab fab!!! Heather Burnside pulls another cracker out of the bag, I was totally engrossed throughout, who is it, who is it!... High five from me.' Lucysbooks26, 5 stars 'I LOVED IT!!! Clever, beautifully written and entertaining. And, what is unusual in the mass market of contemporary domestic noir/psychological thrillers, characters you actually care about.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Hooked me from the very beginning and kept me hooked the entire time.' Honey Dukes Books, 5 stars 'Wow... Explosive... Great to see some old characters making an appearance and the book's twists and turns keep you on the edge of your seat.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Brilliant, I read this book in 1 day and couldn't put it down. Just love how you see the characters from their life before. Loved it.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Explosive, fast action story... A perfect tale again of love, hate, revenge and secrets all wrapped up in 'real' life family drama... Takes you on a journey they and you will never forget... 10/10.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'I did not want this to end from the first page, kept me gripped... An absolute joy, cannot recommend highly enough absolutely brilliant read.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Will have you on the edge of your seat with twists and turns galore. Allow yourself the time to read and take in every page. 5* all the way.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Read this book in a day I literally sucked up the story as I went. The end of each chapter had me wanting more. This series is very good but I truly found this book amazing.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars
Author: Heather Burnside Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing ISBN: 1804549541 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 1702
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'Be prepared, once you start reading, it's hard to put down.' NetGalley Reviewer, ***** Follow the ups and downs of the working girls on the streets of Manchester – as they navigate ruthless pimps, passionate love affairs, intimidating gangs, and heart-racing revenge – with the gritty gangland thrillers from Heather Burnside. Collected in a single volume for the first time, this is the five novels in the Working Girls series: THE MARK RUBY CRYSTAL AMBER SAPPHIRE 'I love this series and how all the books merge in places around the girls.' NetGalley Reviewer, ***** 'Heather Burnside's addictive narrative and dialogue and some truly heartfelt and authentic storytelling, held me in angry thrall from the very first, to the very final word.' fiction-books, *****
Author: Andrew Stanek
Author: Andrew Stanek
Author: Claudia Lux
Author: Glenda Norwood Petz
Author: Carolyn Abner Gaston
Author: Randy Pausch
Author: Pauline Holdstock
Author: Hans Rosling
Author: Joel Marsh
Author: Heather Burnside
Author: Heather Burnside