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Author: Heath McKenzie Publisher: ISBN: 9781760452827 Category : Board books Languages : en Pages : 14
Book Description
Find out whose fart is responsible for that awful smell in this press-the-sound book. Featuring a different, disgusting sound on each spread! Hilariously illustrated by Heath McKenzie.
Author: Heath McKenzie Publisher: ISBN: 9781760452827 Category : Board books Languages : en Pages : 14
Book Description
Find out whose fart is responsible for that awful smell in this press-the-sound book. Featuring a different, disgusting sound on each spread! Hilariously illustrated by Heath McKenzie.
Author: Alec Bromcie Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 110154757X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 160
Book Description
From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author: Shana Chartier Publisher: Clean Reads ISBN: 9781621357124 Category : Languages : en Pages : 18
Book Description
Giggle with your children as you read through this rhyming book about that silliest of sounds: farts! Learn all about animals while laughing through pages of that universally funny form of humor, and try not to toot along!
Author: Marty Kelley Publisher: Union Square & Co. ISBN: 1454941480 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 31
Book Description
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author: Geryn Childress Publisher: ISBN: 9780615957067 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 26
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It's been called the funniest children books in the world. I'm sure parents with kids can relate to this story. This mischievous kid has made it his duty(no pun intended) to let the whole world know just how much he loves to fart, he just can't stop farting on people. I'm sure you'll all have a good laugh as you embark on this journey with "The Little Boy Who Couldn't Stop Farting."
Author: Francis Treate Hogg Publisher: Francis Treate Hogg ISBN: 0984776109 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 222
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There was nothing special about Frank. He thought he was an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life until one day he discovered that wasn't true. This book relates some of his early adventures and stories that show just how unordinary Frank is. From the nonchalant kid's habit of hopping trains to get to the park, through loosing his virginity in a most hilarious way, to almost dealing drugs in his beatnik year. Frank has led a most extraordinary life. A very pleasant, humorous, insightful and throughly enjoyable read.
Author: Ralph Masiello Publisher: Charlesbridge ISBN: 1607344262 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 82
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A is for anonymous (who's the one who farted')B is for bloated (watch out...coming soon!)F IS FOR FLATULENCE and...H IS FOR HILARIOUS!You've never seen an ABC book like this before! It's the wickedest, wackiest alphabet ever, all centered around the sound and smell of that always uproarious, occasionally uncontrollable bodily function: the fart. Colorful classic cartoons'including an ever-present ominous green, gassy cloud'bring out all the entertaining fun of Left Cheek Squeak; Noxious (people wearing gas masks); and the Fart and Run Technique. And don't forget "S" for Silent But Deadly!It's even more side-splitting than a whoopee cushion. Just be glad there's no smellovision, though!
Author: M.D. Whalen Publisher: ISBN: 9789627866404 Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 142
Book Description
Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Author: Summersdale Publishers Publisher: Summersdale ISBN: 1837992797 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 126
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Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Author: Heath McKenzie
Author: Heath McKenzie
Author: Alec Bromcie
Author: Shana Chartier
Author: Marty Kelley
Author: Geryn Childress
Author: Francis Treate Hogg
Author: Ralph Masiello
Author: M.D. Whalen
Author: Valera Ainsworth
Author: Summersdale Publishers