Author: Faculty Loungers
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781724024763
Category : Mathematics
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
Looking for a funny gift for a math nerd or mathematics major that loves punny dad jokes? This notebook makes a great gift for math teacher that loves to keep a daily journal. He or she will love the clean pages of this lined diary that can be used for reflecting on their day and making to-do lists for their classes. The notebook has journal lines and measures 6x9 inches which is perfect for making notes about your lesson plans, writing out your gratitude, keeping a teaching diary, or logging a book journal. Features: 100 pages 6x9 page size Journal lined paper Hash marks on the top corners for page numbers or dates Chalk blackboard background cover design This is a great teacher gift idea under $10 for: Christmas Math teachers present End of Year/Last Day of School Gift Gift for teacher mom or dad Teacher appreciation week Math nerds Mathematics majors in college Dad joke and pun lover
Yes I Am Always Right
Author: Faculty Loungers
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781724024763
Category : Mathematics
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
Looking for a funny gift for a math nerd or mathematics major that loves punny dad jokes? This notebook makes a great gift for math teacher that loves to keep a daily journal. He or she will love the clean pages of this lined diary that can be used for reflecting on their day and making to-do lists for their classes. The notebook has journal lines and measures 6x9 inches which is perfect for making notes about your lesson plans, writing out your gratitude, keeping a teaching diary, or logging a book journal. Features: 100 pages 6x9 page size Journal lined paper Hash marks on the top corners for page numbers or dates Chalk blackboard background cover design This is a great teacher gift idea under $10 for: Christmas Math teachers present End of Year/Last Day of School Gift Gift for teacher mom or dad Teacher appreciation week Math nerds Mathematics majors in college Dad joke and pun lover
Publisher: Independently Published
ISBN: 9781724024763
Category : Mathematics
Languages : en
Pages : 102
Book Description
Looking for a funny gift for a math nerd or mathematics major that loves punny dad jokes? This notebook makes a great gift for math teacher that loves to keep a daily journal. He or she will love the clean pages of this lined diary that can be used for reflecting on their day and making to-do lists for their classes. The notebook has journal lines and measures 6x9 inches which is perfect for making notes about your lesson plans, writing out your gratitude, keeping a teaching diary, or logging a book journal. Features: 100 pages 6x9 page size Journal lined paper Hash marks on the top corners for page numbers or dates Chalk blackboard background cover design This is a great teacher gift idea under $10 for: Christmas Math teachers present End of Year/Last Day of School Gift Gift for teacher mom or dad Teacher appreciation week Math nerds Mathematics majors in college Dad joke and pun lover
Being Wrong
Author: Kathryn Schulz
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061176052
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
To err is human. Yet most of us go through life assuming (and sometimes insisting) that we are right about nearly everything, from the origins of the universe to how to load the dishwasher. In Being Wrong, journalist Kathryn Schulz explores why we find it so gratifying to be right and so maddening to be mistaken. Drawing on thinkers as varied as Augustine, Darwin, Freud, Gertrude Stein, Alan Greenspan, and Groucho Marx, she shows that error is both a given and a gift—one that can transform our worldviews, our relationships, and ourselves.
Publisher: Harper Collins
ISBN: 0061176052
Category : Psychology
Languages : en
Pages : 418
Book Description
To err is human. Yet most of us go through life assuming (and sometimes insisting) that we are right about nearly everything, from the origins of the universe to how to load the dishwasher. In Being Wrong, journalist Kathryn Schulz explores why we find it so gratifying to be right and so maddening to be mistaken. Drawing on thinkers as varied as Augustine, Darwin, Freud, Gertrude Stein, Alan Greenspan, and Groucho Marx, she shows that error is both a given and a gift—one that can transform our worldviews, our relationships, and ourselves.
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An Indescribable Unknown
Author: WK
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1491877677
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 219
Book Description
The story begins were a young human female enters The Forbidden, a training agency for a wide variety of scientific human species. The species are created from humans and a few animals’ DNA. They look human, but they’re not completely . . . human. She enters deep into The Forbidden until she feels a warm hand in hers. She travels with the mysterious stranger through his home until she returns to safety. Three weeks after the encounter, she spots the stranger at her friend’s school play. One of her friends is waiting for her there, and he talks to the stranger as if they’ve known each other for years. She goes home very confused. Her friend misses his brother, who just disappeared. He cannot believe he just left, causing so much chaos in their household. He travels on a journey to The Forbidden and back, chasing after empty promises of stability until he discovers a higher being that gives you anything for so little in return. His older brother searches for clues, facts, beings—anything to find the missing brother. He finally finds him, but he cannot process the thought of him being used and treated like a dog. He searches high and low for answers until he finally discovers the hidden secret. In the meantime, the mysterious stranger fights through his own personal battles, but as time grows little, he struggles to keep his fear under control. He knows his contract won't last forever, and when it expires, he knows his master will sell him back to the one person he fears most . . .
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1491877677
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 219
Book Description
The story begins were a young human female enters The Forbidden, a training agency for a wide variety of scientific human species. The species are created from humans and a few animals’ DNA. They look human, but they’re not completely . . . human. She enters deep into The Forbidden until she feels a warm hand in hers. She travels with the mysterious stranger through his home until she returns to safety. Three weeks after the encounter, she spots the stranger at her friend’s school play. One of her friends is waiting for her there, and he talks to the stranger as if they’ve known each other for years. She goes home very confused. Her friend misses his brother, who just disappeared. He cannot believe he just left, causing so much chaos in their household. He travels on a journey to The Forbidden and back, chasing after empty promises of stability until he discovers a higher being that gives you anything for so little in return. His older brother searches for clues, facts, beings—anything to find the missing brother. He finally finds him, but he cannot process the thought of him being used and treated like a dog. He searches high and low for answers until he finally discovers the hidden secret. In the meantime, the mysterious stranger fights through his own personal battles, but as time grows little, he struggles to keep his fear under control. He knows his contract won't last forever, and when it expires, he knows his master will sell him back to the one person he fears most . . .
Nightshine
Author: Lynn Viehl
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101545550
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
As a psychic, Samuel Taske can see the future, but he never predicted that he'd fall for San Francisco paramedic Charlotte Marena, the woman he's been charged with protecting. GenHance-the biotech company willing to do anything to acquire superhuman DNA-is after them. And when Samuel discovers that his Takyn powers have abandoned him, Charlie and her secret nighttime telepathic ability are their only hope for survival...
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101545550
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 276
Book Description
As a psychic, Samuel Taske can see the future, but he never predicted that he'd fall for San Francisco paramedic Charlotte Marena, the woman he's been charged with protecting. GenHance-the biotech company willing to do anything to acquire superhuman DNA-is after them. And when Samuel discovers that his Takyn powers have abandoned him, Charlie and her secret nighttime telepathic ability are their only hope for survival...
Princess Ferminity
Author: Brianna Warnke
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
ISBN: 1637289782
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
This is a story about a kingdom with a king and queen who are alone with no children. Then the princess is born who is kind and sweet who falls in love with a stable boy. She and the stable boy are the main characters. Their romance continues to love and marriage and children. There are villains, animals there is death and sadness. Joy and happiness thoughts of betrayal and scandal. It may make you smile or it might make you cry. And there is a villain who must be destroyed. Then everything is alright and they live happily ever after.
Publisher: Writers Republic LLC
ISBN: 1637289782
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 48
Book Description
This is a story about a kingdom with a king and queen who are alone with no children. Then the princess is born who is kind and sweet who falls in love with a stable boy. She and the stable boy are the main characters. Their romance continues to love and marriage and children. There are villains, animals there is death and sadness. Joy and happiness thoughts of betrayal and scandal. It may make you smile or it might make you cry. And there is a villain who must be destroyed. Then everything is alright and they live happily ever after.
Mr. Always Right, Until Along Came a Woman
Author: Michael Edwards
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1491730781
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 267
Book Description
In 2007, Thomas Kearney had it all. He had just become the youngest bank president in US history and was living in the penthouse suite atop the Ritz Carlton on Miracle Mile in Chicago. Thomas loved Chicago, and Chicago loved him. After losing his dream job due to the banking collapse of 2008, Thomas moved back to the Southside and took a job working as a day trader. Down but not out, he nevertheless remains a recluse-until the day he attends the Cog Hill PGA event with a VIP pass he got from a friend. It's a day that changes his life forever and helps push him down the road to regaining his fame-as well as winning back the only girl he has ever loved. Thomas recaptures his notoriety with the help of two of his friends, Washington Roosevelt and Jack Hutchinson. The three of them, with the assistance of Renee Palmer, come roaring back to life and take the world by storm in this funny, whimsical rise to fame and fortune beyond their wildest dreams.
Publisher: iUniverse
ISBN: 1491730781
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 267
Book Description
In 2007, Thomas Kearney had it all. He had just become the youngest bank president in US history and was living in the penthouse suite atop the Ritz Carlton on Miracle Mile in Chicago. Thomas loved Chicago, and Chicago loved him. After losing his dream job due to the banking collapse of 2008, Thomas moved back to the Southside and took a job working as a day trader. Down but not out, he nevertheless remains a recluse-until the day he attends the Cog Hill PGA event with a VIP pass he got from a friend. It's a day that changes his life forever and helps push him down the road to regaining his fame-as well as winning back the only girl he has ever loved. Thomas recaptures his notoriety with the help of two of his friends, Washington Roosevelt and Jack Hutchinson. The three of them, with the assistance of Renee Palmer, come roaring back to life and take the world by storm in this funny, whimsical rise to fame and fortune beyond their wildest dreams.
My God Favored Me with My Twelve-Step Recovery Wishes
Author: Wanda Scovers
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1524624519
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
I am truly blessed and honored that my God breathed on me, that my Christ Jesus spoke through me, that my Holy Spirit inspired me, and that I was chosen by the Trinity to be their disciple to write, My God Favored Me with My Twelve-Step Recovery Wishes. However, I boast not in myself but entirely in my Heavenly Father, in my Christ Jesus, and in my Holy Spirit, who all favored me and will favor you also if you will allow yourself to be their servant. I am a born-again Christian, and I thank my Heavenly Father for never giving up on me when I was living in the world because the lifestyle I was living could have killed me, but my God had other plans for my life. Thank you Heavenly Father for your unconditional love for me, for never giving up on me, and for giving me a second chance in life.
Publisher: AuthorHouse
ISBN: 1524624519
Category : Religion
Languages : en
Pages : 92
Book Description
I am truly blessed and honored that my God breathed on me, that my Christ Jesus spoke through me, that my Holy Spirit inspired me, and that I was chosen by the Trinity to be their disciple to write, My God Favored Me with My Twelve-Step Recovery Wishes. However, I boast not in myself but entirely in my Heavenly Father, in my Christ Jesus, and in my Holy Spirit, who all favored me and will favor you also if you will allow yourself to be their servant. I am a born-again Christian, and I thank my Heavenly Father for never giving up on me when I was living in the world because the lifestyle I was living could have killed me, but my God had other plans for my life. Thank you Heavenly Father for your unconditional love for me, for never giving up on me, and for giving me a second chance in life.
The Answer Is Always Yes
Author: Monica Ferrell
Publisher: Dial Press
ISBN: 0440337747
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 402
Book Description
This darkly exuberant debut novel—by turns a fierce, funny coming-of-age story and a teasing work of literary suspense—traces the precipitous rise and fall of a teenage impresario at the zenith of the New York club scene. Matthew Acciaccatura of Teaneck, New Jersey, begins his freshman year at NYU in the fall of 1995 with one goal in mind: to become cool. A former high school outcast, used to lumbering the hallways alone in oversize turtlenecks, Matt seems an unlikely candidate for such a transformation. Yet by dint of effort he lands the coveted position of promoter at one of the hottest clubs in New York in the heyday of rave music and Ecstasy. However, as “Magic” Matt rises to fame, portents of tragedy begin to appear, literally in the margins of the story. Footnotes from one Dr. Hans Mannheim, an imprisoned German academic obsessed with Matt’s dangerous trajectory, suggest that Matt is not as in control of his destiny as he might appear…. A gorgeously written archetypal tale of self-discovery (and self-deception) and a love letter to the enduring possibilities of New York City, The Answer Is Always Yes will keep readers guessing until its explosive climax.
Publisher: Dial Press
ISBN: 0440337747
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 402
Book Description
This darkly exuberant debut novel—by turns a fierce, funny coming-of-age story and a teasing work of literary suspense—traces the precipitous rise and fall of a teenage impresario at the zenith of the New York club scene. Matthew Acciaccatura of Teaneck, New Jersey, begins his freshman year at NYU in the fall of 1995 with one goal in mind: to become cool. A former high school outcast, used to lumbering the hallways alone in oversize turtlenecks, Matt seems an unlikely candidate for such a transformation. Yet by dint of effort he lands the coveted position of promoter at one of the hottest clubs in New York in the heyday of rave music and Ecstasy. However, as “Magic” Matt rises to fame, portents of tragedy begin to appear, literally in the margins of the story. Footnotes from one Dr. Hans Mannheim, an imprisoned German academic obsessed with Matt’s dangerous trajectory, suggest that Matt is not as in control of his destiny as he might appear…. A gorgeously written archetypal tale of self-discovery (and self-deception) and a love letter to the enduring possibilities of New York City, The Answer Is Always Yes will keep readers guessing until its explosive climax.
Stupid People for Who I Am the Spokesperson For
Author: Robert Bosley
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
ISBN: 1489722300
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 78
Book Description
I was hardly aware of the dizzying heights at which my tiny body was being looped and dipped roughly through the Sumatran treetops, just in the season of the monsoons. I was wrapped in red fur, totally protected by huge ape muscles, while moments earlier I had been poised at the tiny village podium preparing to give my “Why I should be the Baby Palm Oil King” speech when an orangutan with a savage demeanor rocketed out of nowhere and snatched me into the blowing and dark jungle. I was already three months old but had never had an experience such as this. I was particularly annoyed that the banana leaves on which my speech had been written now littered the ground of the parade route and this meant I surely would not be paid. I needed those Rupiahs because cloth diapers were not cheap in any of the regencies of the realm. It becomes had to imagine that since that early time I have been swimming with box jellyfish, flying with vampire bats, educated in seventeen countries, married fifteen times without a single divorce, and knighted by the Queen of Lashta. My experiences throughout the world have been the stuff of legends and most of my twelve months on Mars were enriching - within a there-is-nothing-but-dirt-everywhere frame of reference. I was summoned by the Ruler of the Undersea Kingdom to write a book that would explain people to themselves so after literally MINUTES of research, STUPID PEOPLE was born. It is my most pelagic hope that many of you will begin to finally perceive the abyss of emptiness that is your body of thought and that you will smilingly nod and blink your way to the very end of the final sentence and somehow realize that it is perhaps about you I am writing. Please do not buy products containing unsustainable palm oil. Orangutans need a place to live just like you do. And at least they have the decency to poop outdoors.
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
ISBN: 1489722300
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 78
Book Description
I was hardly aware of the dizzying heights at which my tiny body was being looped and dipped roughly through the Sumatran treetops, just in the season of the monsoons. I was wrapped in red fur, totally protected by huge ape muscles, while moments earlier I had been poised at the tiny village podium preparing to give my “Why I should be the Baby Palm Oil King” speech when an orangutan with a savage demeanor rocketed out of nowhere and snatched me into the blowing and dark jungle. I was already three months old but had never had an experience such as this. I was particularly annoyed that the banana leaves on which my speech had been written now littered the ground of the parade route and this meant I surely would not be paid. I needed those Rupiahs because cloth diapers were not cheap in any of the regencies of the realm. It becomes had to imagine that since that early time I have been swimming with box jellyfish, flying with vampire bats, educated in seventeen countries, married fifteen times without a single divorce, and knighted by the Queen of Lashta. My experiences throughout the world have been the stuff of legends and most of my twelve months on Mars were enriching - within a there-is-nothing-but-dirt-everywhere frame of reference. I was summoned by the Ruler of the Undersea Kingdom to write a book that would explain people to themselves so after literally MINUTES of research, STUPID PEOPLE was born. It is my most pelagic hope that many of you will begin to finally perceive the abyss of emptiness that is your body of thought and that you will smilingly nod and blink your way to the very end of the final sentence and somehow realize that it is perhaps about you I am writing. Please do not buy products containing unsustainable palm oil. Orangutans need a place to live just like you do. And at least they have the decency to poop outdoors.