"Ya Gotta Be Jokin'!"

Author: H. B. Waldegrave
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 1984506854
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 220

Book Description
This book is about the trials and sometimes heartache of the people that formed this story by the taming of the lands with cattle station, or the discovery of ores such as copper, lead, silver and uranium. Sometimes there was always time to have a bit of lark, (much to some poor chaps dismay), and some of the larikans that were around in those times

You Gotta Be Kidding!

You Gotta Be Kidding! PDF Author: Workman Publishing
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
ISBN: 1523513136
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 485

Book Description
Gross, embarrassing, and just plain silly questions about boogers, bugs, smelly socks, itchy scabs, and more! Adapted from the hugely popular board game, this interactive and completely engaging book serves up hundreds of bizarre, embarrassing, sometimes ethical and sometimes stomach-churning dilemmas that kids will love to pose to their friends and siblings, whether in the backseat, on a sleepover, at a party, on a rainy day, or during a lull in the lunchroom (if you dare). Ponder the icky: Would you rather eat 10 pounds of cheese -OR- a bucket of peanut butter—with nothing to drink? The exponentially icky: Would you rather drink liquid found leaking from a garbage can -OR- chew on a hairy clump found between the cushions of an old couch? The fantastic: Would you rather be able to talk with all animals -OR- be able to understand all languages? The priority-testing: As a soccer player, would you rather mess up and score a goal for the other team but still have your team win -OR- play your best game ever even though your team loses? And the hair-raising: Would you rather swim across a river that is filled with crocodiles -OR- spend the night on an island where man-eating tigers live? Fascinating sidebars throughout are filled with interesting ancillary information—the nature of drool, left-handedness vs. right-handedness, what’s dangerously filthy and what’s just gross, why we blush when we’re embarrassed—so kids can learn something as they laugh!

You Gotta Be Kidding!

You Gotta Be Kidding! PDF Author: C. M. Cahill
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
ISBN: 1434961907
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Languages : en
Pages : 61

Book Description


Misplaced 3: You Gotta be KIDding...High School and Beyond

Misplaced 3: You Gotta be KIDding...High School and Beyond PDF Author: Misplaced Master
Publisher: Lulu.com
ISBN: 0359039871
Category : Social Science
Languages : en
Pages : 214

Book Description
Book Three begins where Book Two left off. I am just about to start High School, have too many girl and boy friends, and am still conflicted about everything. In this book fate continues to throw me into a bunch of situations that cause me to be faced with the opportunity to be involved with people that I just cannot resist. If you have ever been a gay, lesbian or bisexual teen, you will relate well to my situation. If you have not, you will still certainly be able to understand and appreciate my dilemmas because love, emotion and lust cross all sexual preference borders. Enjoy!

You Gotta Be Kidding!

You Gotta Be Kidding! PDF Author: Randy Horn
Publisher: Workman Publishing
ISBN: 9780761143659
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 412

Book Description
Presents a collection of questions about preference--such as "would you rather be know as a liar or a thief?" and "would you rather have four noses on your face or have a tongue as long as your body?"--accompanied by relevant trivia.

When Leaves Change Color

When Leaves Change Color PDF Author: John Bradford Branney
Publisher: Anaphora Literary Press
ISBN: 1681141914
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 232

Book Description
An adventure based on the introduction of horses to the Plains Indians. Santiago Ortega was born to a wealthy family living on a sprawling ranch in the Spanish province of New Mexico. When the Pueblo Indians revolt against the Spaniards, the lives and dreams of Santiago and his family are forever shattered. Santiago embarks on a dangerous journey back into New Mexico to find a lost brother and to seek revenge on all Indians. Ouray lives in poverty with his Indian tribe in a desert on the high plains of Wyoming. Ouray’s life unravels when hostile warriors destroy his family and capture the woman he loves. Ouray begins an impossible search to find his woman, but discovers something so unusual and wonderful that his life will never be the same. Fate eventually pulls Santiago and Ouray onto an unexpected collision course.

Death from Down Under

Death from Down Under PDF Author: Judo Barr
Publisher: Strategic Book Publishing Rights Agency
ISBN: 1622127676
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 175

Book Description
Even as a small child, Kyle Madden displayed a malevolent, evil, and violent personality. He ran away from home when he was ten. For the past four years, he has lived a life of crime and violence, surviving in storm water drains and back alleys. He has grown up with murderers, rapists, corrupt ex-cops, military veterans, and potential terrorists.For good reason, Kyle's nickname is Killer Boy. At the ripe age of fourteen, his life takes an even more violent turn, when he is arrested and escapes by killing two cops. He hides out in a farmhouse, and when cornered, causes a massive gas explosion, killing and maiming more than thirty cops. He goes back to the drains, where he kills an undercover cop.In an act of revenge, Killer Boy blows up a police station, killing even more cops. He flees Australia by stowing onboard a freighter bound for Hawaii. The freighter stops at Fiji, where a beautiful girl stows onboard. The two meet in the hold, and for the first time Killer Boy falls in love. When the girl is discovered by the drunken crew, she is brutally raped and murdered. In a fit of rage, Killer Boy murders everyone onboard and escapes in a dinghy. After his rescue, his identity is discovered. He escapes and goes on a wild, violent rampage across America.No kid was ever born evil. Some just get that way. Mike Berry (alias Judo Barr) was born in the town of Orange, New South Wales, Australia. He became a journeyman, moving all over Australia playing music and writing songs. After an accident derailed his live music career, he became an author.

The Demon Girl Next Door Vol. 5

The Demon Girl Next Door Vol. 5 PDF Author: Izumo Ito
Publisher: Seven Seas Entertainment
ISBN: 1685792561
Category : Comics & Graphic Novels
Languages : en
Pages : 134

Book Description
Shamiko has accepted the request of a former Magical Girl to become boss of the neighborhood, and is beginning to manifest more of her demon powers. But between the appearance of another demon and a giant snake god sealed in a nearby mountain, there's a lot more going on in Shamiko's domain than meets the eye!

The Lost Diaries of Adrian Mole, 1999–2001

The Lost Diaries of Adrian Mole, 1999–2001 PDF Author: Sue Townsend
Publisher: Open Road Media
ISBN: 1504048849
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 167

Book Description
“The trouble with trying to read passages from the Adrian Mole diaries aloud is that you find yourself laughing so hard you can’t go on” (Kansas City Star). I wish that I could relate that I have found happiness and contentment . . . but, alas, I cannot—but that is another story . . . “Probably the most successful comic literary creation of the past two decades” vents his justified rage in these journals once confiscated by authorities—only to be hijacked yet again by a fraudster named Sue Townsend (TheObserver). Though Adrian has finally found the courage to confront her, the literary parasite refuses to put down her Stolichnaya and come to the door. Now a professional turkey-plucker with his dreams of becoming a serious novelist more elusive than ever, and his teenage passions for Pandora all but faded, Adrian Mole has settled with his new wife in a rural pigsty that’s spitting distance from his appalling mother and her (fourth, is it?) husband. There are two consolations: He has a son who fears gym class (poor little bird legs!), and he’s readying his serial-killer comedy for production. But really, there’s little about the twenty-first century that makes Adrian feel secure. Adrian Mole’s continuing chronicle of angst has sold more than twenty million copies worldwide, and been adapted for television and staged as a musical—truly “a phenomenon” (The Washington Post).

No Place to be Somebody

No Place to be Somebody PDF Author: Charles Gordone
Publisher: Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN: 9780573613081
Category : African Americans
Languages : en
Pages : 116

Book Description