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Author: Stuart McLean Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing ISBN: 1906051348 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 68
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When the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new, and some are a few specimens found on that internet thingy which have been massaged to make them almost funny.
Author: Stuart McLean Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing ISBN: 1906051348 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 68
Book Description
When the Scots tell a joke it's usually at their own expense. So this collection of gems pokes fun at just about everyone and everything from kilts and haggis through footie and thriftiness to Sassenachs, Teeries, and Glaswegians. Some of the jokes are old favourites retold, some are brand new, and some are a few specimens found on that internet thingy which have been massaged to make them almost funny.
Author: Stuart McLean Publisher: ISBN: 9781906051266 Category : Scottish wit and humor Languages : en Pages : 160
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This little book doesn't merely poke fun at Sassenachs, Glaswegians, Aberdonians, Dundonians and Teeries. No, it manages to have a go at everyone. From kilts and haggis to whisky, footie and thriftiness, this hilarious collection of Scottish jokes is a Nevis of Laughs. XXXXXA Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman shouts, "Awa ye eijit, can ye no tell that's a foo o coos keich?!" (Translated: Begone you idiot, can't you tell it's full of cow shit?!) The man shouts back, "I'm English. Speak English, I don't understand you!" To which the Scotsman wholeheartedly responds, "Use both hands, you'll get more in." XXXX Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he slowly started to clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... "Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"
Author: Cat Anders Publisher: Xlibris Corporation ISBN: 1514479699 Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 628
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Snowfell, a pocketful of existence, within Earth's own. Where Kate Haggis, a simple bard, is telling the tale. Whilst working to gain enough coinage up to buy a passage to a far off place, where there is an enchantress, who might get Kate back to Earth. However Kate's plans are about to go awry. For Leafeldur the magic user is hunting her down, to bring her back to him. Add to the fact, there is a sinister organization that is conspiring and is trying to win Kate over to their dark cause. Unwittingly Kate is once again thrust into unwanted attention and being hunted. Kate comes up against both new and old enemies. Thrown into a chaotic battle, with even worse dangers than before. Forced to accept the inevitable, that sometimes, you have no choice with how life is going to be... Assassins, sentient stones, and the stage is set; for terror and a little intuitive detective work from the bard. As Kate battles her own morals, in this latest tale, weaving her way through new perils. Will Kate find a way out? Or will she be lost to her friends? Can Kate escape her destiny in this new madness?
Author: Cat Harvey Publisher: Black & White Publishing Ltd ISBN: 1785303694 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 288
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In 2014 she said: 'I'm NEVER doing Breakfast Radio ever again.' Now she's back. So, what made journalist, presenter, playwright and all-round lovable rascal Cat Harvey rejoin the broadcasting enigma that is Ewen Cameron? Was it the pandemic? The closure of theatres? Or was it the simple fact that she needed a laugh? In CAT'S OUT THE BAG, Cat answers all these questions and more! She spills the beans on the behind-the-scenes antics on one of Scotland's favourite radio shows. There's dancing on the kitchen table with a global superstar at 3 a.m., Ewen's traffic-stopping prank and THAT rumour of a night of passion with a Rolling Stone. It's a world where hilarity is mandatory, nonsense is encouraged, and everyone is welcome. Side-splittingly funny, insightful, poignant and ultimately uplifting in a world of gloom, this is the banter we all need. 'I think it's quite sweet she's spent years trying to find my house.' - Marti Pellow 'I first met them when I was 17. Cat said I'd be a superstar. Ewen said I'd never make it. Cat has always been my favourite.' - Amy MacDonald
Author: Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 56
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Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.
Author: Harry Morris Publisher: Black & White Publishing ISBN: 1845028201 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 172
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The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his ninth book, "It Wisnae Me...Honest"! Follow our laughing polis-man as he tackles the funny side of policing and introduces us to more of his zany characters and incidents. There's the Inspector with second wife syndrome, the woman assaulted by a flying sausage and the dead donkey on the manse lawn. And you can't miss the recollections of getting painfully trapped by the goolies, the private call to Prince Charles, the benefits of drinking organic tea or the terrorist attack on a US Naval ship on the Holy Loch...This title is packed full with funny stories, jokes, anecdotes and tales to have you laughing out loud. "It Wisnae Me...Honest!" is another classic collection of comical capers from behind the uniform...And they're all true, honest.
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