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Author: Quentin Hornblower Publisher: Plexus Publishing ISBN: 9780859655132 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
The people in these photographs might appear to be the picture of elegance and sophistication, but some of them have revealed a little more than they intended -- and it hasn't gone unnoticed. That's right: wind has been broken, gas has been passed, bodily vapors expelled, flatulence indulged in. Can you guess who's responsible? This hilarious gift book demonstrates why toilet humor endures -- even after repeat flushings.
Author: Quentin Hornblower Publisher: Plexus Publishing ISBN: 9780859655132 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
The people in these photographs might appear to be the picture of elegance and sophistication, but some of them have revealed a little more than they intended -- and it hasn't gone unnoticed. That's right: wind has been broken, gas has been passed, bodily vapors expelled, flatulence indulged in. Can you guess who's responsible? This hilarious gift book demonstrates why toilet humor endures -- even after repeat flushings.
Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1481490648 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 46
Book Description
Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Author: Alec Bromcie Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 110154757X Category : Juvenile Nonfiction Languages : en Pages : 160
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From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Author: Jane Bexley Publisher: ISBN: Category : Languages : en Pages : 38
Book Description
Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author: Zoe Foster Blake Publisher: Penguin ISBN: 1524791903 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 32
Book Description
Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author: Shana Chartier Publisher: Clean Reads ISBN: 9781621357124 Category : Languages : en Pages : 18
Book Description
Giggle with your children as you read through this rhyming book about that silliest of sounds: farts! Learn all about animals while laughing through pages of that universally funny form of humor, and try not to toot along!
Author: Syd Butler Publisher: ISBN: 9781935904205 Category : Languages : en Pages : 0
Book Description
Bassist for Late Night with Seth Meyers and Les Savy Fav drops gorgeous, stupid, offensive and brilliant book of stories and simple drawings. "I love these drawings. Some are even as good as mine."--William Wegman, Artist Owner of Frenchkiss Records, Syd Butler has a bizarre sense of humor. The stories contained within are all true blasts of flash non-fiction. It catches the artist at the highlight of his creative experimentation. Beyond being enticing bathroom fodder, this book is sure to use it's simplistic intent to rev the imagination of all creative types. Who Farted Wrong is sure to fill your mouth with the stench of pure entertainment.
Author: Marty Kelley Publisher: Union Square & Co. ISBN: 1454941480 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 31
Book Description
Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Author: Diara Kendrich Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub ISBN: 9781483976334 Category : Business & Economics Languages : en Pages : 104
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Conflict at Work? No problem, you can handle it. Have you had difficulty concentrating or fulfulling your duties at work? Is it due to stress? Dealing with people who have opposing views? Or are you lacking motivation? Whatever the reason may be, this book helps you begin to take control of many areas of conflict. There should not be a task or situation that you cannot overcome when you are involved in challenging circumstances at work. Who FARTED in the Boardroom?! is a question asked to determine if you will be the one that will speak up, admit to your problems, and take responsibility when it comes to conflict. There's no need to be quiet when you witness a problem. Organizations of all sizes need people like you who can learn to use your inner strength, voice, and determination to resolve problems as soon as they approach. In this book, Diara Kendrich explores the various types of conflict that are common and provides insight to how you can outscore conflict in every situation. Learn how you can use your thoughts, words, and actions to win in the workplace.
Author: Quentin Hornblower
Author: Quentin Hornblower
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Author: Bruce Eric Kaplan
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Author: Syd Butler
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