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Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub ISBN: 9780836231144 Category : Languages : en Pages : 80
Book Description
Curmudgeons agree that the best way to look at life is through a jaded eye. Gathered here are some of the most biting comments on modern life. Perfect for gift-giving or collecting, this small-scale volume represents the same attention to detail as high-quality full-size books. Color.
Author: Andrews McMeel Publishing Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub ISBN: 9780836231144 Category : Languages : en Pages : 80
Book Description
Curmudgeons agree that the best way to look at life is through a jaded eye. Gathered here are some of the most biting comments on modern life. Perfect for gift-giving or collecting, this small-scale volume represents the same attention to detail as high-quality full-size books. Color.
Author: Bob Hostetler Publisher: ACU Press/Leafwood Publishers ISBN: 9780891123774 Category : Religion Languages : en Pages : 0
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Many people seem to blithely skip through the meadows of this world, with nary a wound or scar. Day after day seems to shine on them. They wake up each morning with a smile on their face. . . . This book is not for them.
Author: Julia Cook Publisher: Boys Town Press ISBN: 1545721408 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 35
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Everything in Noodle's life stinks, or so he thinks. Noodle's attitude, or "baditude," is alienating everyone around him. Can he let go of his angst and try to find the brighter side of life? With help, Noodle learns how to turn his baditude into gratitude!
Author: Phil Callaway Publisher: Multnomah ISBN: 1590525388 Category : Humor Languages : en Pages : 258
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Find Out What’s So Funny When Nothing’s Funny Sometimes life just stinks—people disappoint, bad things happen, and hardship comes. Laughing Matters is a collection of stories that shows the difference between those who resign and those who rejoice when reality bites. Readers will be encouraged to choose joy, to find hope, and to discover the abundant life Christ offers all who follow Him. Author and humorist Phil Callaway—once described as “Dave Barry with a message”—employs his revealing and hilarious style to remind readers that, “it’s always darkest just before the fridge door opens.” Do you resign or rejoice when reality bites? Sometimes life just stinks. People disappoint. Bad things happen. Hardship comes in double helpings. The last thing you want to do is laugh. So let hilarious humorist Phil Callaway show you—as only he can—that some of the darkest times are those just before the fridge door opens. *** ** *** ** “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess.” Luis Palau, President of the Luis Palau Evangelistic Association “Phil really knows how to get in touch with his spiritual funny bone.” Janette Oke, Bestselling author “One page into this book and I’m quaking with laughter. Callaway has the uncanny ability to uncover the funny in any situation and report it with inspirational wit.” Paul L. Maier, Coauthor of The DaVinci Code: Fact or Fiction? “This book is an excellent source of encouragement for anyone in the midst of a crisis who may be asking God that hardest question of all: ‘Why?’” Martha Bolton, Author of Cooking with Hot Flashes and Didn’t My Skin Used to Fit? Story Behind the Book Phil Callaway wrote this book after a five-year journey he and his wife embarked upon when she began having seizures. He discovered that when life throws you curve balls, juices lemons in your eyes, scrunches you in a knuckle sandwich…the last thing you want to do is laugh. And at the moment we realize that life can just plain stink, “this book helps us know where to go from that point,” he says. Celebrities like Dave Dravecky, Barbara Johnson, Gloria Gaither, and Joni Eareckson Tada have endorsed Callaway’s positive approach to trials. “Everything Phil Callaway writes is full of life because he’s discovered a fabulous secret: The joy of Christ doesn’t go away, even when life is a mess,” says evangelist Luis Palau.
Author: Mark L Wdowiak Publisher: FriesenPress ISBN: 1525519506 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 118
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DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS! This book contains the INFORMATION and the LIFE LESSONS that will allow you to reach your true potential in life. You are someone who deserves more! This book will help you become more- so you can achieve "MORE"! Do yourself a BIG favor! Buy this book now! WHAT DO YOU WANT? Whatever type of Success you desire in life- this book is for you! A must read for anyone who desires to experience"MORE" in their lives. WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? Follow Mark as he navigates you thru the Landmines of Life's obstacles that are currently holding you back from experiencing all of the GREAT THINGS life has to offer. A simple, easy and seriously profound conversation about how to make your life better! Learn and apply these principals, and techniques, in this book and you and your life will never be the same! Straight to the heart and mind! Not only a fast and fun read, it's definitely a MUST READ!
Author: Julia Cook Publisher: Boys Town Press ISBN: 1545721467 Category : Self-Help Languages : en Pages : 35
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In this story, Jean, a fork who hates taking baths in the sink and detest showering in the dishwasher, learns that good hygiene will improve his health and his relationships with the other silverware.
Author: Peter Bently Publisher: Stripes Publishing ISBN: 9781847154330 Category : Children's stories Languages : en Pages : 176
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Cedric Thatchbottom can't wait to train as a squire, serving Sir Percy the Proud - a knight famed throughout the land for his glorious deeds. But this famous knight isn't all he appears to be, and Cedric soon finds himself being run ragged around Castle Bombast by his new master. In the first book in the Knightmareseries, Roland the Rotten has challenged Percy the Proud to a duel. But the famous knight refuses to take part because he's lost his lucky underpants. It turns out that Percy is lying to avoid the fight. With his new master's reputation at stake, Cedric finds himself stepping up to the challenge... A hilarious new series following the misadventures of a trainee knight. Packed with comical characters, battles, puns and poo, these books are irresistible to boys and girls aged six to eight years.
Author: David Walliams Publisher: HarperCollins UK ISBN: 0007343825 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 19
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The second original, touching, twisted, and most of all hilarious novel for children from David Walliams, number one bestseller and fastest growing children’s author in the country – beautifully illustrated by Quentin Blake.
Author: Shaun David Hutchinson Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1481449656 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 464
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A Time Best YA Book of All Time (2021) From the “author to watch” (Kirkus Reviews) of The Five Stages of Andrew Brawley comes an “equal parts sarcastic and profound” (Kirkus Reviews, starred review) novel about a teenage boy who must decide whether or not the world is worth saving. Henry Denton has spent years being periodically abducted by aliens. Then the aliens give him an ultimatum: The world will end in 144 days, and all Henry has to do to stop it is push a big red button. Only he isn’t sure he wants to. After all, life hasn’t been great for Henry. His mom is a struggling waitress held together by a thin layer of cigarette smoke. His brother is a jobless dropout who just knocked someone up. His grandmother is slowly losing herself to Alzheimer’s. And Henry is still dealing with the grief of his boyfriend’s suicide last year. Wiping the slate clean sounds like a pretty good choice to him. But Henry is a scientist first, and facing the question thoroughly and logically, he begins to look for pros and cons: in the bully who is his perpetual one-night stand, in the best friend who betrayed him, in the brilliant and mysterious boy who walked into the wrong class. Weighing the pain and the joy that surrounds him, Henry is left with the ultimate choice: push the button and save the planet and everyone on it…or let the world—and his pain—be destroyed forever.