Author: Sean Taylor
Publisher: little bee books
ISBN: 9781499801385
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A hilarious, rhyming picture book about one very naughty bird! In this hilarious rhyming story, one naughty bird flies around the world, pooping on other animals! He goes on a bull on a farm, an elephant in Africa, a wolf in the mountains, and a shark in the sea. It's all fun and games until the bird goes a step too far and poops on a bear. The bird forgot that bears can climb trees, too, as the bear climbs up when the bird is sleeping to a higher branch and returns the favor!
What a Naughty Bird!
Author: Sean Taylor
Publisher: little bee books
ISBN: 9781499801385
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A hilarious, rhyming picture book about one very naughty bird! In this hilarious rhyming story, one naughty bird flies around the world, pooping on other animals! He goes on a bull on a farm, an elephant in Africa, a wolf in the mountains, and a shark in the sea. It's all fun and games until the bird goes a step too far and poops on a bear. The bird forgot that bears can climb trees, too, as the bear climbs up when the bird is sleeping to a higher branch and returns the favor!
Publisher: little bee books
ISBN: 9781499801385
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 0
Book Description
A hilarious, rhyming picture book about one very naughty bird! In this hilarious rhyming story, one naughty bird flies around the world, pooping on other animals! He goes on a bull on a farm, an elephant in Africa, a wolf in the mountains, and a shark in the sea. It's all fun and games until the bird goes a step too far and poops on a bear. The bird forgot that bears can climb trees, too, as the bear climbs up when the bird is sleeping to a higher branch and returns the favor!
Dirty Birds: Real Birds with Real Names
Author: Zoë Rickenbach
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781087877006
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
A illustrated book of birds that have naughty names.
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781087877006
Category : Art
Languages : en
Pages : 28
Book Description
A illustrated book of birds that have naughty names.
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
Author: Matt Kracht
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452177392
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
Publisher: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452177392
Category : Humor
Languages : en
Pages : 178
Book Description
National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift
The Dingle Sheep who Could Not Sleep
Author: Mark Stratton (Coastal engineer)
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780993545917
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Publisher:
ISBN: 9780993545917
Category :
Languages : en
Pages :
Book Description
Lorenzo, the Naughty Parrot
Author: Tony Johnston
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt P
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Lorenzo, a cookie-loving parrot who lives in Mexico, gets into lots of trouble trying to help his human family.
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt P
ISBN:
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Lorenzo, a cookie-loving parrot who lives in Mexico, gets into lots of trouble trying to help his human family.
The Night Bird
Author: Catherine Asaro
Publisher: LUNA
ISBN: 1426818823
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 573
Book Description
For centuries the women of Aronsdale have lived freely among the green and misted valleys. Creatures of exotic beauty and sensuality, they possess powerful skills of enchantment…and young Allegro is no different. But her life—and Aronsdale's independence—is threatened when Jazid nomads invade, carrying Allegro into the desert as a prized trophy…or worse. Until an unexpected ally falls under her spell. From the moment feared Jazid warrior Markus Onyx sees the alluring beauty, he knows he has found his queen. But even the promise of love cannot quell Allegro's determination to save her homeland. Summoning her powers, she casts herself north—out of passion's grip—and into the dark heart of conflict.…
Publisher: LUNA
ISBN: 1426818823
Category : Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 573
Book Description
For centuries the women of Aronsdale have lived freely among the green and misted valleys. Creatures of exotic beauty and sensuality, they possess powerful skills of enchantment…and young Allegro is no different. But her life—and Aronsdale's independence—is threatened when Jazid nomads invade, carrying Allegro into the desert as a prized trophy…or worse. Until an unexpected ally falls under her spell. From the moment feared Jazid warrior Markus Onyx sees the alluring beauty, he knows he has found his queen. But even the promise of love cannot quell Allegro's determination to save her homeland. Summoning her powers, she casts herself north—out of passion's grip—and into the dark heart of conflict.…
Animals in My Neighborhood
Author: Philip L. Houston
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
ISBN: 1489705317
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 43
Book Description
The book is based on true events. Roy the Rooster, who appeared in a suburban neighborhood and played cat and mouse with the people of the neighborhood for over six weeks, stars in this story. Follow the zany antics of this lonely rooster who only wants to fit in with city folks that can't get used to his early morning cock-a-doodle-doing. Can the neighborhood folks and this naughty bird be friends in the end? Read his story to find out!
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
ISBN: 1489705317
Category : Juvenile Nonfiction
Languages : en
Pages : 43
Book Description
The book is based on true events. Roy the Rooster, who appeared in a suburban neighborhood and played cat and mouse with the people of the neighborhood for over six weeks, stars in this story. Follow the zany antics of this lonely rooster who only wants to fit in with city folks that can't get used to his early morning cock-a-doodle-doing. Can the neighborhood folks and this naughty bird be friends in the end? Read his story to find out!
Giraffe Meets Bird
Author: Rebecca Bender
Publisher: Pajama Press Inc.
ISBN: 1927485355
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Since 2011 Rebecca Bender’s award-winning Giraffe and Bird books have been tickling the funny bones of children and their families as the cantankerous cronies learn that friendship, while not always easy, is always worthwhile. But how did this unlikely pair become friends in the first place? In Giraffe Meets Bird, Bender’s bright acrylics and lively storytelling reveal the friends’ early days while pairs of scrumptious synonyms make her trademark rich vocabulary accessible to a new, younger audience. When the egg in Giraffe’s tree first hatches, he is excited and eager. But the baby bird grows quickly, and he soon learns how to make Giraffe angry and annoyed. It doesn’t take long for Giraffe and Bird to start fighting over their tree. When danger forces them to work together, the two not-quite-friends realize they might not be able to share their home at all. Luckily, they come up with a solution that is surprising, startling, and absolutely stunning.
Publisher: Pajama Press Inc.
ISBN: 1927485355
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 40
Book Description
Since 2011 Rebecca Bender’s award-winning Giraffe and Bird books have been tickling the funny bones of children and their families as the cantankerous cronies learn that friendship, while not always easy, is always worthwhile. But how did this unlikely pair become friends in the first place? In Giraffe Meets Bird, Bender’s bright acrylics and lively storytelling reveal the friends’ early days while pairs of scrumptious synonyms make her trademark rich vocabulary accessible to a new, younger audience. When the egg in Giraffe’s tree first hatches, he is excited and eager. But the baby bird grows quickly, and he soon learns how to make Giraffe angry and annoyed. It doesn’t take long for Giraffe and Bird to start fighting over their tree. When danger forces them to work together, the two not-quite-friends realize they might not be able to share their home at all. Luckily, they come up with a solution that is surprising, startling, and absolutely stunning.
Be Quiet, Parrot!
Author: Jeanne Willis
Publisher: Carolrhoda Books
ISBN: 9781575054926
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
On Parrot's first day of school, he learns a lesson about talking too much.
Publisher: Carolrhoda Books
ISBN: 9781575054926
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Languages : en
Pages : 32
Book Description
On Parrot's first day of school, he learns a lesson about talking too much.
Animals Behaving Badly
Author: Nicola Davies
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781406366051
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Synopsis coming soon.......
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781406366051
Category :
Languages : en
Pages : 112
Book Description
Synopsis coming soon.......