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Author: C.W. Smallwood Publisher: Michele Roper ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 117
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Welcome to Nightshade Trailer Park, where doublewides and singlewides coexist with magic. Located in Beulahville, Georgia, our mobile home community borders the Dark Woods, a forest filled with supernatural critters, beings, and things that go bump in the night. Our residents are not what they seem, but most of them are usually friendly-like. Among our amenities: A clubhouse for social gatherings: Very popular with our dragon shifters, who like to barbecue. Odds are one of them will win this month's Nightshade Annual Barbecue Contest. Access to Lake Yonder and fishing: Have a boat? Bring it. You might have an encounter with the haunted chicken truck just like Nightshade resident, Leroy Grizzle. Deer hunting in the Dark Woods: Watch out for Buckus, the god of deer hunting. Not into deer hunting, take a hike in the Dark Woods, you could happen upon the sacred grove of the poison ivy fairy-like Darvus and Floyd Woodvine did. Convenient shopping proximity to HodgePodge Flea Market, where it's rumored the genie, Ali Bubba might grant you three wishes. Just look for the cloud of exhaust. Need insurance? We're lucky to have among our residents, insurance representatives, and part-time motorcycle gang, the Alabama Demons. They have a policy and disaster to meet your needs. Ask for Murgalloyd. Need a job? The poultry processing plant, Chicken World is always hiring. We hope y'all consider our trailer park community as your future home.
Author: C.W. Smallwood Publisher: Michele Roper ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 117
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Welcome to Nightshade Trailer Park, where doublewides and singlewides coexist with magic. Located in Beulahville, Georgia, our mobile home community borders the Dark Woods, a forest filled with supernatural critters, beings, and things that go bump in the night. Our residents are not what they seem, but most of them are usually friendly-like. Among our amenities: A clubhouse for social gatherings: Very popular with our dragon shifters, who like to barbecue. Odds are one of them will win this month's Nightshade Annual Barbecue Contest. Access to Lake Yonder and fishing: Have a boat? Bring it. You might have an encounter with the haunted chicken truck just like Nightshade resident, Leroy Grizzle. Deer hunting in the Dark Woods: Watch out for Buckus, the god of deer hunting. Not into deer hunting, take a hike in the Dark Woods, you could happen upon the sacred grove of the poison ivy fairy-like Darvus and Floyd Woodvine did. Convenient shopping proximity to HodgePodge Flea Market, where it's rumored the genie, Ali Bubba might grant you three wishes. Just look for the cloud of exhaust. Need insurance? We're lucky to have among our residents, insurance representatives, and part-time motorcycle gang, the Alabama Demons. They have a policy and disaster to meet your needs. Ask for Murgalloyd. Need a job? The poultry processing plant, Chicken World is always hiring. We hope y'all consider our trailer park community as your future home.
Author: C.W. Smallwood Publisher: Michele Roper ISBN: Category : Fiction Languages : en Pages : 272
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Word of advice from Mervyn, trailer park manager of Nightshade Trailer Park. "It's never a good idea to mix trailer park magic and homemade bucklure." Y'all come celebrate the Hollerdays at Nightshade Trailer Park, where we have plenty of trailer park magic, homemade bucklure, and Hollerday spirits. Hollerday Chicken: Start your Hollerday festivities by attending the lighting of Lulu the Hollerday Chicken down at Chicken World Poultry Processing Plant. The Winter Wonderland Gang: Reindeer have been sighted flying over Dutter County. Darvus and Floyd Woodvine have been infected with deer hunting fever. Homer Watson is making homemade bucklure. Word is Buckus, the god of deer hunting lurks in the Dark Woods. Earlene’s Evil Fruitcake: Earlene Chitwood has made her Gobmart baking list. Time to make her fruitcake. She always adds an extra secret evil ingredient. Ho! Ho! Ho! Maggic Hooch has been cursed by Earlene Chitwood, Maggie seeks relief from the curse. And revenge. The Making of Holiday Spirits Not So Bright: Stressed about the Hollerdays. Cletus and Diesel Chitwood are cooking up some possum powder in their trailer. Sod Versus Green: When Sod wants a Christmas Tree, Leroy encounters the Winter Wonderland Gang at the Hodge Podge Flea Market. Demons Roasting Over an Open Fire: The Alabama Demons have returned from their hellish six-week motivational retreat. They’re ready to sell more insurance policies, and they’re ready to teach the shape-shifting dragons a lesson. The Bucks Stop Here: Word is Santa Claus will be judging the Nightshade Trailer Park Hollerday Contest, and Earlene Chitwood is determined to win no matter what.
Author: Thatcher Heldring Publisher: Delacorte Press ISBN: 0375987142 Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 210
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For every athlete or sports fanatic who knows she's just as good as the guys. This is for fans of The Running Dream by Wendelin Van Draanen, Grace, Gold, and Glory by Gabrielle Douglass and Breakaway: Beyond the Goal by Alex Morgan. The summer before Caleb and Tessa enter high school, friendship has blossomed into a relationship . . . and their playful sports days are coming to an end. Caleb is getting ready to try out for the football team, and Tessa is training for cross-country. But all their structured plans derail in the final flag game when they lose. Tessa doesn’t want to end her career as a loser. She really enjoys playing, and if she’s being honest, she likes it even more than running cross-country. So what if she decided to play football instead? What would happen between her and Caleb? Or between her two best friends, who are counting on her to try out for cross-country with them? And will her parents be upset that she’s decided to take her hobby to the next level? This summer Caleb and Tessa figure out just what it means to be a boyfriend, girlfriend, teammate, best friend, and someone worth cheering for. “A great next choice for readers who have enjoyed Catherine Gilbert Murdock’s Dairy Queen and Miranda Kenneally’s Catching Jordan.”—SLJ “Fast-paced football action, realistic family drama, and sweet romance…[will have] readers looking for girl-powered sports stories…find[ing] plenty to like.”—Booklist “Tessa's ferocious competitiveness is appealing.”—Kirkus Reviews “[The Football Girl] serve[s] to illuminate the appropriately complicated emotions both of a young romance and of pursuing a dream. Heldring writes with insight and restraint.”—The Horn Book
Author: Erin French Publisher: Clarkson Potter ISBN: 0553448439 Category : Cooking Languages : en Pages : 258
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An evocative, gorgeous four-season look at cooking in Maine, with 100 recipes No one can bring small-town America to life better than a native. Erin French grew up in Freedom, Maine (population 719), helping her father at the griddle in his diner. An entirely self-taught cook who used cookbooks to form her culinary education, she now helms her restaurant, The Lost Kitchen, in a historic mill in the same town, creating meals that draw locals and visitors from around the world to a dining room that feels like an extension of her home kitchen. The food has been called “brilliant in its simplicity and honesty” by Food & Wine, and it is exactly this pure approach that makes Erin’s cooking so appealing—and so easy to embrace at home. This stunning giftable package features a vellum jacket over a printed cover.
Author: Dana Frank Publisher: Lorena Jones Books ISBN: 0399579591 Category : Cooking Languages : en Pages : 258
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A delicious, comprehensive playbook that pairs 75 wine styles—including where and who to buy them from—with 75 recipes that complement them perfectly “If you want to know what good taste in the modern food and wine scene looks like, this is your manual.”—Jordan Mackay, co-author of The Sommelier’s Atlas of Taste Wine Food is a wine course in a cookbook for everyone who wants to learn about wine simply by drinking it. Here, natural wine bar and winery owner Dana Frank and wine-loving recipe writer Andrea Slonecker distill the basics—how to buy, how to store, how to taste—and deliver more than seventy-five instant-hit recipes inspired by delectable, affordable wines that go with them beautifully. Each recipe opens with a succinct summary of the wine style that inspired it, followed by a brief explanation of how it complements the flavors and textures in the recipe. There are also recommendations for three to eight producers of each wine style. Frank and Slonecker also include a wine flavors cheat sheet, a label lexicon lesson, a short course on wine tasting like a pro, and illustrated features on matching wine with types of favorite foods (typical take-out, beloved pasta dishes, and popular sweets). Whether you like thinking about which bottle to pour at brunch, with picnic fare, for midweek dinners, at weekend feasts, or for all of those times, Wine Food makes learning about wine flavorful, fun, and easy.
Author: Gretchen McNeil Publisher: HarperCollins ISBN: 006226088X Category : Young Adult Fiction Languages : en Pages : 240
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Now streaming on Netflix and BBC iPlayer! The Breakfast Club meets Pretty Little Liars in Gretchen McNeil's sharp and thrilling sequel to Get Even. Perfect for fans of E. Lockhart, Karen M. McManus, and Maureen Johnson. The members of Don't Get Mad aren't just mad anymore . . . they're afraid. And with Margot in a coma and Bree under house arrest, it's up to Olivia and Kitty to try to catch their deadly tormentor. But just as the girls are about to go on the offensive, Ed the Head reveals a shocking secret that turns all their theories upside down. The killer could be anyone, and this time he—or she—is out for more than just revenge. The girls desperately try to discover the killer's identity as their own lives are falling apart: Donté is pulling away from Kitty and seems to be hiding a secret of his own, Bree is sequestered under the watchful eye of her mom’s bodyguard, and Olivia's mother is on an emotional downward spiral. The killer is closing in, the threats are becoming more personal, and when the police refuse to listen, the girls have no choice but to confront their anonymous “friend” . . . or die trying.
Author: William Gould Vinal Publisher: Cornell University Press ISBN: 1501740873 Category : Nature Languages : en Pages : 866
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Nature Guiding is the science of inculcating nature enthusiasm, nature principles, and nature facts into the spirit of individuals. "Doing" nature-study means observing, wondering, and solving problems. It could include collecting, building, measuring, painting, planning, writing, touching, experimenting or any of a wide range of other activities. Most importantly, it allows children to be "original investigators." This book is intended as a resource for teachers and students engaged in nature study at summer camps and in schools. William Gould Vinal believed that the teacher of nature study should be "in sympathy with the simple life and the country way," that the nature study should emphasize observation of the interactions of plants and animals in their environment, and not be reduced to matters of taxonomy and anatomy. In Nature Guiding, he offers advice to camp counselors and school teachers on incorporating nature study into everyday activities, as well as suggestions for parents and others about using visits to state and national parks to teach nature lore.
Author: Abbi Glines Publisher: Simon and Schuster ISBN: 1534430970 Category : Juvenile Fiction Languages : en Pages : 304
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Five years after the Lawton High football team last took the field, everyone gathers for a special event back home in Alabama, where each couple must come face-to-face with their past in order to move forward to a future worth celebrating.
Author: Joseph Scott Morgan Publisher: Feral House ISBN: 1936239345 Category : Biography & Autobiography Languages : en Pages : 162
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Have you ever been locked in a cooler with piles of decomposing humans for so long that you had to shave all the hair off your body in order to get rid of the smell? Joseph Scott Morgan did. Have you ever lit a Marlboro from the ignited gas of a bloated dead man's belly? Joseph Scott Morgan has. Have you ever wept over a dead dog while not giving a shit about the dead owner laying next him? Morgan did. Were you named after a murder victim? Joseph Scott Morgan was. This isn't Hollywood fantasy—it's the true story of a boy born into the deprivations of a white trash trailer park who as an adult gets further involved in the desperate backdoor sagas of the "new South." No hot blondes here, just maggots, grief, and the truth about forensics and death investigation. Joseph Scott Morgan became a death investigator with the Jefferson Parish Coroner's Office in suburban New Orleans in 1987, the youngest medicolegal death investigator in the country. During the day, Morgan worked in the morgue, and at night investigated for the coroner. In 1992 Morgan became senior investigator with the Fulton County Medical Examiner's Office in Atlanta. Morgan is now a college professor at North Georgia College and State University, where he teaches a death investigation course based on the national standards which he helped develop. He and his family reside in the Blue Ridge Mountains of north Georgia.
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